| Icon | Tooltip |
 | Hammer - Whack enemies who are on the same spot as you. |
 | Potion - Click this potion to drink it in your next turn. |
 | Gun - Click the gun to shoot someone in your next turn.
Click when another player is shooting you to start a duel. |
 | Broken Glass - Launch the broken glass with the catapult to shower your enemies with jagged pieces of glass!
Do not touch this! |
 | Diss Card: Knockback - Click the diss card to knock someone back in your next turn. |
 | Diss Card: Ensnare - Click the diss card to slow someone down in your next turn. |
 | Diss Card: Shift - Click the diss card to shift spaces with someone in your next turn. |
 | Diss Card: Speed Exchange - Click the diss card to exchange speed with someone in your next turn. |
 | Diss Card: Death - Click the diss card to kill someone in your next turn. |
 | Bucket - This bucket does not seem very useful to you. |
 | Teleporter - Click on the teleporter to lock on the space you are standing on right now. If another player is on your space, it will lock on that player. |
 | Teleporter Activator - Click the teleporter to teleport to the location it is locked on.
Locked on .
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 | Glue Mine - Click the glue mine to place it on the space you are standing on. |
 | Glue Mine Activator - Click the activator to detonate your buried glue mine!
Explode range: 15 spaces.
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 | Space Capacitator - Click the space capacitator to zap all enemy players back. Each time you use it, it will charge more and increase the chance to explode in your face. |
 | Money - This is your bag of money. Click on it to brag about your wealth.
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 | Hypno Glasses - Use the hypno glasses when another player is in his turn. You will then be able to do 1 action for that player. |
 | Sprint - Sprint increases your speed by 5 for two turns.
Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Assassinate - Jump towards an enemy player near you and have a 50% chance to kill him.
Range: 5 spaces
Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Raise Minion - Raise an undead minion to harrass enemy players for you.
Cooldown: 7 turns. |
 | Drain Soul - Place a curse on target enemy. If this player dies while under this effect, you steal 1 speed from him.
Duration: 5 turns.
Cooldown: 5 turns.
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 | Quest Gem: Assassinate - Click this gem when the target enemy player is dead. |
 | Quest Gem: Desert Souls - Click this quest gem when inside the Deadly Pyramid. |
 | Quest Gem: Gem Elixir - Combine this gem with a potion and a bucket to create a Gem Elixir! |
 | Gem Elixir - Drink the elixir to complete your quest! |
 | Fair Trade - Use your merchant powers to trade a random item of yourself with a random item of a random other player. How random!
Cooldown: 2 turns. |
 | Trade Routes - Find a trade route to lead you forward 5-7 spaces forward. Also, gives a 50% chance to lead you to a shop next turn.
Cooldown: 4 turns. |
 | Dark Wand - Charge this wand with dark magic. Then click it and select a target to unleash your spell. |
 | Lovely Wand - Charge this wand with lovely magic. Then click it and select a target to unleash your spell. |
 | Night Wand - Charge this wand with night magic. Then click it and select a target to unleash your spell. |
 | Happy Wand - Charge this wand with happy magic. Then click it and select a target to unleash your spell. |
 | Fairy Wand - Charge this wand with fairy magic. Then click it and select a target to unleash your spell. |
 | Poison - Better not drink it.
Passive: if someone eats you, they poison themselves. |
 | Hand Grenade - Click it to choose where to throw your grenade.
Range: 20 spaces
Explode radius: 8 spaces
Deviation: 3 spaces |
 | Holy Water - Drink this to remove all curses from you instantly. |
 | Lasso - Click the lasso to choose a target you wish to catch. Drags the target player to your space if successfully caught.
Range: 20 spaces |
 | Bow & Arrows - Shoot an arrow up a butt.
Knockback: 5 spaces.
Miss chance: 25%
Max range: 35 spaces.
Min range: 3 spaces.
Charges left: . |
 | Poisoned Bow & Arrows - Shoot a poisoned arrow up a butt.
Knockback: 5 spaces.
Miss chance: 25%
Max range: 35 spaces.
Min range: 3 spaces.
Charges left: . |
 | Trap Activator - Item not yet implemented. |
 | Holy Hand Grenade - Click it to choose where to throw your holy hand grenade.
Range: 30 spaces
Explode radius: 15 spaces
Deviation: 3 spaces |
 | Time Travel Condom - Click this item to travel your sex organ back in time and retro-actively prevent getting any STDs!
So yeah. It removes STDs like AIDS and Syphilis. Hurrah! |
 | Explosive Sheep - Click to choose a direction for your sheep. Once released it will hop in that direction until you let it explode. |
 | Sheep Activator - Click to make your sheep explode.
Explode radius: 12 spaces
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 | Pacman - If an enemy player is on your space, click this to eat him.
Duration: 7 turns.
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 | Horn - Click to honk the horn! This item has 3 charges.
Charges left: |
 | Hail To The King - Skill not yet implemented. |
 | Royal Powers - Skill not yet implemented. |
 | No. - Use this when someone tries to shoot you.
Duration: 12 turns |
 | Dark Crystal - Combine with a dark wand to charge it with a random spell. |
 | Lovely Crystal - Combine with a lovely wand to charge it with a random spell. |
 | Night Crystal - Combine with a night wand to charge it with a random spell. |
 | Happy Crystal - Combine with a happy wand to charge it with a random spell. |
 | Fairy Crystal - Combine with a fairy wand to charge it with a random spell. |
 | Leap - Take a leap to another space.
Range: 10 spaces
Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Roar - When you roar with brutal intensity, enemy players will flee until they are 15 spaces away from you.
Cooldown: 8 turns. |
 | Resurrect - Use your holy powers to resurrect a dead player.
Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Dispel Magic - Dispel a harmful effect from yourself or a beneficial effect from an enemy player. Can also destroy summoned enemy beings such as skeletons.
Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Delay - Choose an enemy player to delay for one turn.
Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Sabotage - Sabotage one of the following events.
* Catapult
* Crossroads
* Lever
* Time Machine
Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | War Helmet - This item is passive. Whenever something falls on your head, this strong helmet will protect you! |
 | ACME Magnet - Use this magnet to attract all magnetic items from all players near you.
Range: 20 spaces |
 | Pogo-Stick - Bounce yourself a few spaces forward.
Warning: this is an ACME product, so every time you use it, its chance to fail increases!
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 | ACME Rocket - Shoot yourself somewhere with this big rocket. You will die, but you might also kill someone!
Range: 15 spaces
Deviation: 2 spaces
Kill radius: 1 space |
 | ACME TNT - Click to place the TNT on the space you are standing. |
 | ACME Piano - Launch the piano with the catapult to crush other players!
Kills enemies between 24 and 34 spaces away from you. |
 | Eggs - Hmmmm, delicious eggs!
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Bacon - Hmmmmmmmmm, bacon.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Sausage - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs & Bacon - Wow, this is starting to look like a meal. Yum!
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs & Sausage - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs & Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Bacon & Sausage - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Bacon & Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Sausage & Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs, Bacon & Sausage - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs, Bacon & Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs, Sausage & Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Bacon, Sausage & Spam - Item not yet implemented.
Collect Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam to instantly win the game! |
 | Eggs, Bacon, Sausage & Spam - Use your collection of British food to instantly win the game! |
 | Cow - Launch the cow with the catapult to crush other players! |
 | Chicken - What are you doing reading this tooltip?! Cluck, cluck, click me! |
 | ACME TNT - Activate to make your TNT explode!
Explode radius: 10 spaces
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 | Signal Jammer - Jams all radio signals, causing several items to malfunction for 2 turns:
* Teleporter Activator
* Sheep Activator
* Glue Mine Activator |
 | Frostbolt - Slows the speed of target player by 5 for 2 turns.
Range: 40 spaces.
Cost: 3 mana.
Current mana: |
 | Telekinesis - Steal an item from target player.
Range: 40 spaces.
Cost: 3 mana.
Current mana: |
 | Pyroblast - Hurl a huge ball of liquid fire at target player. The target player dies and all enemy players within 30 spaces of impact catch on fire.
Cost: 20 mana.
Current mana: |
 | Holy Hammer - Bless your hammer with holy might for 2 turns, increasing its power trifold. (Gives you a new hammer if you have none.)
Cooldown: 6 turns. |
 | Divine Blessing - Remove all harmful effects from someone.
Cooldown: 10 turns. |
 | Concoct - Change one potion into a powerful elixir, poison or oil.
Cooldown: 1 turn. |
 | Transmute - Turn 1 random item into 7-12 Rupees.
Cooldown: 3 turns. |
 | Parachute - This parachute by Leonardo Da Vinci passively protects you from falling. |
 | Wildcard: Shops - Can be used once to visit the shop of your choice. |
 | Balaclava - Passively increases your chance to successfully rob the bank by 30%. |