| Command | Text Self | Text Target |
| ? | doesn't understand something. | doesn't understand . |
| abuse | feels like abusing someone. How... sick? | abuses . Let's all look the other way! |
| acceptdiss | accepts the diss. Touché. | accepts 's diss. Touché. |
| adore | wants to be adored. | adores . |
| afk | is Away From Keyboard. | pokes . "I'm Away From Keyboard." |
| afraid | is afraid! | is afraid of . |
| afraiddiss | is afraid for a potential diss. | is afraid for a potential diss from . |
| agony | can't stand the pain anymore. Oh, the agony! | wonders if is suffering great pain. |
| agree | agrees. | agrees with . |
| aim | looks for the right aim. | aims for . |
| anger | is full of anger. | looks at full of anger. |
| angry | is very angry! | is very angry with ! |
| apologize | apologizes to everyone. Sorry guys! | apologizes to . Sorry... |
| arrive | has arrived! Let's get this party started! | arrives... at... 's? Or something? I don't know... |
| asian | is asian. Oh, herro!ohherro | wonders if is asian.ohherro |
| awesome | is totally awesome! | thinks is totally awesome! |
| back | is back! | cheers at . "I'm back, baby!" |
| badtouch | wants to touch people in their no-no place. | touches 's no-no place. |
| banana | shows everyone a banana. Fascinating! | shows a banana. Fascinating! |
| barf | barfs.throwup | barfs all over .throwup |
| bark | barks like a dog. "Woof woof!" | barks like a dog at . "Woof woof!" |
| beckon | beckons everyone over. | beckons over. Come! |
| beer | drinks a nice cold beer. Ahhhhh...mmbeer | raises a beer at . Cheers!mmbeer |
| beg | begs everyone around him. How pathetic. | begs . How pathetic. |
| belch | belches loudly. BURP!burp | belches loudly in 's face. BURP!burp |
| bg | thinks Board Game is the best! | pokes . "Don't you just love Board Game?" |
| bite | bites the air. | bites . Ouch! |
| blub | says "Blub, blub, I am a fish." | says "Blub, blub, I am a fish." to . |
| blush | blushes a bit. | looks at and starts to blush. |
| boo | scares everyone by yelling: "Boo!" | scares . "Boo!" |
| boom | explodes. BOOM! bomb | looks at and explodes. BOOM! bomb |
| booty | shakes that booty! | tells to shake that booty! |
| bored | is bored. Anyone up for a game?boring | is terribly bored with .boring |
| boring | is bored. Anyone up for a game?boring | is terribly bored with .boring |
| bounce | bounces up and down. | bounces up and down in front of . |
| bow | bows down graciously. | bows before . |
| bravo | applauds. Bravo! | applauds at . Bravo! |
| brb | is going to be right back.illbeback | says "Be right back." to .illbeback |
| bucket | has a bucket. | pokes . "I is has bucket!" |
| burn | is burning! | sets on fire. Burn, baby, burn! |
| burp | burps loudly. BURP!burp | burps loudly in 's face. BURP!burp |
| buzz | makes a hard buzzing sound. NNNNGGGG!!!wrong1 | makes a hard buzzing sound at . NNNNGGGG!!!wrong1 |
| buzzer | makes a hard buzzing sound. NNNNGGGG!!!wrong1 | makes a hard buzzing sound at . NNNNGGGG!!!wrong1 |
| bye | is leaving. "Bye!" | says goodbye to . |
| cackle | cackles maniacally.witch | cackles maniacally at .witch |
| calm | remains calm. | tries to calm down. |
| calmdown | needs to be calmed down. | tries to calm down. |
| care | does not seem to care. | does not seem to care about . |
| cat | meows like a cat. "Meow!"meow | meows like a cat at . "Meow!"meow |
| cheer | cheers enthusiastically! | cheers enthusiastically at ! |
| cheers | says "Cheers!" | says "Cheers!" to . |
| chew | chews on something. | chews a bit on . |
| chewbacca | acts like chewbacca.chewbacca1 | looks at and acts like chewbacca.chewbacca2 |
| chicken | struts around with arms flapping. Cluck, Cluck, Chicken!chicken2 | struts around with arms flapping. Cluck, Cluck, Chicken!chicken3 |
| clap | claps excitedly. | claps excitedly for . |
| cockfags | yells "Surprise, cockfags!"surprise | yells "Surprise, cockfags!" at .surprise |
| cockslap | wants to cockslap someone. | cockslaps . Flop flop flop! |
| combust | combusts spontaneously.bomb | looks at and combusts spontaneously.bomb |
| comfort | could use a bit of comfort. | comforts . There, there... |
| confused | is hopelessly confused. | looks at with a confused look. |
| congrats | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| congratulate | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| congratulations | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| congratz | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| cool | feels rather cool. | thinks is cool. |
| cough | lets out a hacking cough. | coughs at . |
| cow | moos like a cow. "Moooooooooooo."moo | moos like a cow at . "Moooooooooooo."moo |
| crazy | is utterly crazy! Schnitzel powerrrrrrrrrrr!!! | wonders if is crazy. |
| cry | cries quietly. | cries on 's shoulder. |
| cuddle | needs to be cuddled. | cuddles up against . |
| cute | feels cute. | thinks is cute. |
| dance | bursts out into dance! | dances with . |
| devour | wants to devour something... or someone. :o | devours whole. Nom nom nom. |
| die | dies. | looks at and dies. |
| dig | digs it. | digs . |
| ding | gained a level! DING! | congratulates on gaining a level! DING! |
| disagree | disagrees. | disagrees with . |
| disappear | disappears. *POOF!* | looks at and disappears. *POOF!* |
| diss | wants to diss someone. | wants to diss . |
| dissed | feels dissed. | got dissed by . Ouch... |
| doc | says: "Eeeehh... What's up, doc?"doc | says "Eeeehh... What's up, doc?" to .doc |
| doh | yells "D'OHHH!!!"doh | yells "D'OHHH!!!" at doh. |
| doom | threatens everyone with eternal damnation. | threatens with eternal damnation. |
| drink | raises a drink into the air. "Cheers, mateys!" | raises a drink into the air. "Cheers, !" |
| drool | starts to drool. | stares at and starts to drool. |
| drunk | is drunk to the boot. | wonders if is drunk. |
| duel | wants to duel someone! Who's got the balls? | wants to duel . Choose your weapon! |
| dump | takes a dump. | takes a dump in front of . |
| eat | wants something to eat. | wants to eat . |
| emo | feels emo. | wonders if is emo. |
| entrance | makes a grand entrance. "I'm here, everybody!" | makes a grand entrance. "I'm here, !" |
| evil | feels rather evil. Muahaha! | thinks is evil. |
| evilsmile | shows an evil smile. | gives an evil smile. |
| excellent | shows an evil smile. "Excellent."excellent | gives an evil smile. "Excellent."excellent |
| explode | explodes. BOOM!bomb | looks at and explodes. BOOM!bomb |
| facepalm | does a facepalm. | gives the facepalm. |
| fail | fails. | thinks fails. |
| fap | faps. Fap fap fap. | stares at and faps. Fap fap fap. |
| fapsy | is feeling fapsy. | looks at and suddenly feels fapsy. |
| farewell | says farewell to everyone. | says farewell to . |
| fart | farts loudly. Ewwwww...fart3 | farts in 's general direction.fart4 |
| father | says "I am your father." .vader_father | looks at and says: "I am your father."vader_father |
| fear | cowers in fear. | cowers in fear at the sight of . |
| feelgood | feels good.feelgood | wants to feel good.feelgood |
| fire | catches on fire. | sets on fire. |
| fish | is a fish. ><> | thinks is a fish. ><> |
| flex | flexes. Ooooohhh, so strong! | flexes at . Ooooohhh, so strong! |
| flirt | feels like quite the flirt. | flirts with . |
| forgive | asks for forgiveness. | forgives . |
| freeze | freezes. | takes out a badge and yells at : "Freeze!" |
| friend | wants to have a friend. | wants as a friend. |
| frown | frowns. | frowns at . |
| game | wants to play a game! | wants to play a game with ! |
| gasp | gasps. | gasps at . |
| gay | is gay. | thinks is totally gay. |
| gaze | gazes off into the distance. | gazes eagerly at . |
| giggle | giggles. | giggles at . |
| gl | wishes everyone good luck. | wishes good luck. |
| gloat | gloats over everyone's misfortune. | gloats over 's misfortune. |
| gn | wishes everyone good night. | wishes good night. |
| god | feels like a god. | thinks is a god. |
| goddess | feels like a goddess. | thinks is a goddess. |
| golfclap | claps, clearly unimpressed. | claps for , clearly unimpressed. |
| goodbye | is leaving. "Goodbye!" | says goodbye to . |
| goodluck | wishes everyone good luck. | wishes good luck. |
| goodluck | wishes everyone good luck. | wishes good luck. |
| goodnight | wishes everyone good night. | wishes good night. |
| grab | wants to grab something. | grabs ! |
| grats | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| gratz | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| greet | greets everyone. "Hey!" | greets . "Hey!" |
| grin | grins wickedly. | grins wickedly at . |
| groan | begins to groan. | looks at and begins to groan. |
| groovy | feels groovy. | thinks is groovy. |
| growl | growls menacingly. | growls menacingly at . |
| guilty | feels guilty. | points at . "You are guilty!" |
| gz | congratulates everyone. | congratulates . |
| haha | laughs. "Haha!" | laughs at . "Haha!" |
| hail | hails everyone. | hails . |
| hammer | has a nice, big hammer. | whacks with a big hammer. WHAM! whack |
| happy | is filled with happiness. | is very happy with . |
| hate | is filled with hate! | hates . |
| heal | needs a heal. Medic! | heals . |
| hehe | laughs. "Hehe!" | laughs at . "Hehe!" |
| hello | greets everyone. "Hello!"hello | greets . "Hello!"hello |
| hey | greets everyone. "Hey!" | greets . "Hey!" |
| hi | greets everyone. "Hi!" | greets . "Hi!" |
| hic | hiccups. ...hic! | wonders if has the hiccups. ...hic! |
| hiccups | hiccups. ...hic! | wonders if has the hiccups. ...hic! |
| hide | hides in a corner. | sees and quickly hides in a corner. |
| honk | honks a big horn. Honk honk!honkhonk | honks a big horn at . Honk honk!honkhonk |
| horn | honks a big horn. Honk honk!honkhonk | honks a big horn at . Honk honk!honkhonk |
| horny | is horny! | looks eagerly at . Me so horny! |
| horse | neighs like a horse.horse | neighs like a horse at .horse |
| hot | is hotter than hell. | thinks is hotter than hell. |
| hug | needs a hug. | hugs . |
| hum | hums happily. | hums happily at . |
| hump | is up for a hump. Any takers? | starts to hump . |
| hungry | is feeling hungry. | looks hungry at . Hmmmmmm... delicious ... |
| illbeback | says "I'll be back."illbeback | says "I'll be back." to .illbeback |
| immune. | is immune. | is immune to . |
| impressed | is quite impressed. | is quite impressed with . |
| jealous | is jealous. | is jealous of . |
| jk | was just kidding! | thinks is just kidding. |
| join | asks everybody to join. | asks to join! |
| jump | jumps up in the air. | jumps towards . |
| kek | laughs like a Korean person. "Kekekekekeke!" | laughs like a Korean person at . "Kekekekekeke!" |
| keke | laughs like a Korean person. "Kekekekekeke!" | laughs like a Korean person at . "Kekekekekeke!" |
| kick | needs a new kick! | wants to kick in the crotch. |
| kill | feels the urge to kill... | wants to kill . |
| kiss | wants to kiss. Anyone interested? | kisses on the cheek. |
| kneel | kneels down. | kneels down before . |
| lapdance | starts to perform a sexy lap dance. | asks to do a lap dance. |
| laser | shoots lasers. Pew pew. | shoots lasers at . Pew pew. |
| laugh | laughs. | laughs at . |
| lavish | praises the Lord. | lavishes praise upon . |
| leap | leaps into the air. | leaps towards . |
| lick | wants to lick something. | licks . |
| lie | lies down. | lies down before . |
| liedown | lies down. | lies down before . |
| listen | listens carefully. | listens carefully to . |
| lol | is laughing out loud. | laughs at . |
| lonely | is feeling lonely... | looks sad at . So lonely... |
| look | looks around a bit. | looks at . |
| love | feels the love. | loves . |
| lunatic | is quite the lunatic. | thinks is a complete and utter lunatic. |
| marry | wants to get married. | asks 's hand in marriage. |
| massage | needs a massage. | massages 's shoulders. |
| masturbate | masturbates. Hmmmmm... nice! | looks at and starts to masturbate. |
| matt | imitates Matt Damon.mattdamon2 | looks at like a retard and imitates Matt Damon.mattdamon |
| mattdamon | imitates Matt Damon.mattdamon2 | looks at like a retard and imitates Matt Damon.mattdamon |
| meow | meows like a cat. "Meow!"meow | meows like a cat at . "Meow!"meow |
| miao | miaos like a cat. "Miao!"meow | miaos like a cat at . "Miao!"meow |
| moan | moans. | looks at and starts to moan. |
| mock | mocks life and all it stands for. | mocks 's foolishness. |
| molest | is looking for someone to molest. | starts molesting . |
| moo | moos. "Moooooooooooo."moo | moos at . "Moooooooooooo."moo |
| moon | moons everyone! | moons ! |
| moose | does some moose stuff. | offers to do some moose stuff. |
| mourn | mourns the death of the fallen. | mourns 's tragic death. |
| mug | is afraid of getting mugged. | mugs . |
| mute | wants everyone to be quiet! Shhhh! | wishes had a mute button. Shhhh! |
| neigh | neighs like a horse.horse | neighs like a horse at .horse |
| nervous | looks very nervous. | looks nervous at . |
| night | wishes everyone good night. | wishes good night. |
| nn | wishes everyone good night. | wishes good night. |
| no | says "No." | says "No." to . |
| nod | nods. | nods at . |
| nom | eats food. OM NOM NOM NOM. | eats food in front of . OM NOM NOM NOM. |
| nonoplace | wants to touch people in their no-no place. | touches 's no-no place. |
| notime | doesn't have time! | apologizes to . No time! |
| notsure | is not sure. | is not so sure that, . |
| np | says "No Problem." | says "No Problem." to . |
| nudge | makes a hard buzzing sound. NNNNGGGG!!!wrong1 | makes a hard buzzing sound at . NNNNGGGG!!!wrong1 |
| nuts | is completely nuts. | kicks in the nuts. Ouch! |
| own | owns so hard. | owns 's ass so hard. |
| pain | is in pain! | wonders if is in pain. |
| panic | starts to panic. | takes a look at and starts to panic. |
| paper | shows a hand. PAPER! | shows a hand. PAPER! |
| pardon | pardons everyone. | pardons . |
| pat | needs a pat on the back. *sigh* | gently pats . Awww... |
| peace | says: "Peace!" | says "Peace!" to . |
| peer | peers around, searchingly. | peers at , searchingly. |
| pervert | is a sick pervert. | thinks is a sick pervert. |
| pew | shoots lasers. Pew pew. | shoots lasers at . Pew pew. |
| phone | is on the phone. | shushes . "I'm on the phone." |
| pie | likes pie. | wonders if likes pie. |
| pirate | wants to be a pirate. Yarrrrr! | wonders if is a pirate. |
| pity | pities the fool. | pities . |
| play | wants to play a game! | wants to play a game with ! |
| playdead | plays dead. | orders to play dead. |
| point | points at something. | points at . |
| poke | feels like poking around. | pokes . "Hey!" |
| ponder | ponders the situation. | ponders 's actions. |
| poo | poos. | poos in front of . |
| poof | disappears. *POOF!* | looks at and disappears. *POOF!* |
| poop | poops. | poops in front of . |
| poor | has no monies. So poor. :( | gently pats poor on the back. |
| praise | praises the Lord. | lavishes praise upon . |
| propose | has a special someone to propose to. | proposes to . How romantic! |
| proud | is very proud. | is very proud of . |
| puke | pukes.throwup | pukes all over .throwup |
| puppyeyes | shows some big puppy eyes. | gives the puppy eyes look. |
| purr | purrs. | purrs at . |
| puzzled | is puzzled. What's going on here? | is puzzled by . What now? |
| queef | queefs loudly. Ewwwwwwwwwww.... | queefs in 's face. Ewwwwwwwwwww.... |
| question | has a question. | questions 's actions. |
| rage | is filled with rage. | looks at and is filled with rage. |
| randy | is randy! Yeah baby! | looks eagerly at . "You make me randy, baby!" |
| respect | demands respect! | respects . |
| resurrect | resurrects. | resurrects . |
| rezz | resurrects. | resurrects . |
| rimshot | made a good joke.rimshot | thinks made a good joke.rimshot |
| roar | roars with brutal intensity! | roars at ! ROARRRRRR!!! |
| rock | shows a hand. ROCK! | shows a hand. ROCK! |
| rofl | rolls on the floor laughing. | rolls on the floor laughing at . |
| rollover | rolls over. | looks at obediently and rolls over. |
| rude | makes a rude gesture. | makes a rude gesture at . |
| run | starts to run! | starts to run to ! |
| runaway | runs away screaming! | runs away from . |
| sad | is feeling sad. | looks at and suddenly feels bad. |
| salute | stands at attention and salutes. | salutes with respect. |
| sarcasm | coughs. *sarcasm* *cough* *sarcasm* | coughs at . *sarcasm* *cough* *sarcasm* |
| sarcastic | is being sarcastic. Duh. | wonders if is being sarcastic. |
| scared | is scared! | is scared of ! |
| scissors | shows a hand. SCISSORS! | shows a hand. SCISSORS! |
| secret | has a secret. | has a secret for . |
| sex | wants to have sex! | wants to have sex with ! |
| sexy | is so sexy it hurts. | thinks is a sexy devil. |
| shake | shakes that booty! | tells to shake that booty! |
| sharesecret | wants to share secrets. | shares a secret with . |
| shave | could use a shave. | thinks could use a shave. |
| sheep | acts like a sheep. "Baaaaahhhh!"sheep2 | thinks is a sheep. "Baaaaahhhh!"sheep2 |
| shit | takes a shit. | takes a shit in front of . |
| shiver | shivers. Brrrrrr, chilling! | shivers at the mere sight of . |
| shoo | shoos everyone away. Begone! | shoos away. Begone, pest! |
| shoot | shoots in the air. No more messing around!gun | shoots at . Run, you bastard!gun |
| shovel | has a nice, big shovel. | hits on the head with a shovel. |
| shower | is going to have a nice hot shower. | wants to see take a shower! |
| shrug | shrugs. Who knows? | shrugs at . Who knows? |
| shush | makes a shushing sound. "Shush!" | makes a shushing sound at . "Shush!" |
| shy | is a bit shy. | smiles shyly at . |
| sick | feels sick. | thinks is sick in the head! |
| sigh | sighs. | sighs at . |
| sissy | is a sissy. | thinks is a sissy. |
| slap | wants to slap someone. | slaps around a bit with a large trout.whack |
| sleep | falls asleep. | looks at and falls asleep. |
| sleepy | is sleepy. | thinks is sleepy. |
| smell | sniffs around. What's that smell? | smells . Man, someone stinks! |
| smile | smiles. | smiles at . |
| smoke | needs a smoke. | asks : "Got a smoke?" . |
| smokin | says "Smokin'!"smokin | says "Smokin'!" to .smokin |
| sniff | sniffs around. What's that smell? | sniffs . Man, someone stinks! |
| snore | snores loudly. | snores loudly at . |
| snort | snorts loudly. Prrrffffmwehehe! | snorts loudly at . Prrrffffmwehehe! |
| soap | drops a bar of soap. | drops a bar of soap for . |
| sob | sobs sadly... | looks at and starts to sob sadly... |
| solong | is about to leave. "So long, losers!"solong | is about to leave. "So long, !"solong |
| sorry | apologizes to everyone. Sorry guys! | apologizes to . Sorry... |
| spam | spams happily. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAAAAM! | spams . SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAAAAM! |
| spit | spits on the ground. | spit on . |
| spoon | unleashes a battle cry: "Spooooooooooooooooooon!"spoon1 | unleashes a battle cry at : "Spooooooooooooooooooon!"spoon2 |
| stare | stares in the distance. | stares intensely at . |
| startle | is startled. | startles . |
| stepback | does a step backwards. | does a step backwards from . |
| stink | sniffs around. What's that smell? | smells . Man, someone stinks! |
| stoned | is stoned. Woah, dude! | wonders if is stoned. |
| stop | stops. | tries to stop . |
| stress | is suffering from severe stress. | thinks looks stressed. |
| stressed | is suffering from severe stress. | thinks is stressed. |
| strip | starts a sensual striptease. | asks to do a striptease. |
| suck | sucks. | sucks . |
| surprisecockfags | yells "Surprise, cockfags!"surprise | yells "Surprise, cockfags!" at .surprise |
| surrender | surrenders! | surrenders before . Such is the agony of defeat... |
| suspense | can feel the suspense. Chiling... | stares at expectingly. Oh, the suspense! |
| sweat | starts to sweat. | looks at and suddenly begins to sweat. |
| taunt | taunts everyone! Bring it, sissies! | taunts ! Bring it, turd face! |
| thank | thanks everyone. | thanks . |
| thatsbad | thinks that's bad.thatsbad | says "That's bad." to .thatsbad |
| thatsgood | thinks that's good.thatsgood | nods at . "That's good."thatsgood |
| threaten | threatens everyone with eternal damnation. | threatens with eternal damnation. |
| throwup | throws up.throwup | throws up all over .throwup |
| tickle | want to be tickled. Hee hee! | tickles . Hee hee! |
| timer | starts a timer. tick, tock, tick, tock. | sets a timer on , tick, tock, tick, tock. Hurry! |
| tired | is tired. | thinks is tired. |
| toilet | needs to go to the toilet. | tells to go to the toilet. |
| turd | pushes out a nice, warm turd. | pushes out a nice, warm turd in front of . |
| understand | understands. | understands . |
| undress | starts to undress. | wants to undress. "Come on, don't be shy!" |
| volunteer | volunteers for the job! | volunteers for the job! |
| vomit | vomits.throwup | vomits all over .throwup |
| w00t | cheers. "W00t!" | cheers at . "W00t!" |
| wacka | wants to eat someone. WACKA WACKA! | eats . WACKA WACKA!pac_die |
| walk | walks around a bit. | walks up to . |
| wave | waves. | waves at . |
| wb | welcomes everybody back! | says "Welcome back, !" |
| weep | weeps sadly. | looks at and begins to weep sadly. |
| welcome | welcomes everyone. | welcomes . |
| whack | wants to whack someone. | whacks with a big hammer. WHAM! whack |
| whatsupdoc | says: "Eeeehh... What's up, doc?"doc | says "Eeeehh... What's up, doc?" to .doc |
| whine | whines pathetically. | whines pathetically at . |
| whisper | whispers quietly. | whispers in 's ear. |
| whistle | whistles a happy tune. | whistles at . Hey there, hot stuff! |
| wink | winks. *wink wink* | winks slyly at . *wink wink* |
| woof | barks like a dog. "Woof woof!" | barks like a dog at . "Woof woof!" |
| woohoo | yells woohoo!woohoo | yells woohoo at !woohoo |
| woot | cheers. "Woot!" | cheers at . "Woot!" |
| yawn | yawns sleepily. | yawns sleepily at . |
| yes | says "Yes." | says "Yes." to . |
| zip | zips it. | tells to zip it. |
| ^^ | winks. *wink wink* | winks slyly at . *wink wink* |