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This is a list of all the items and skills you will encounter in the game.Items
 | "Dead" Opossum Your Opossum is... playing possum! |
 | 3D Printer Pay 2 Rupees to download a random new blueprint. Blueprints: 0 / 3 Cooldown: 1 turn Spend 7 Rupees to print an item. This uses up the blueprint. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | ACME Magnet Use this magnet to attract all Magnetic items from all players near you. Radius: 15 spaces Product should only be used when no magnetic objects are near. ACME Corporation cannot be held liable for unwanted flattening, crushing, bashing, crunching, combustion or death regardless of the circumstances. |
 | ACME Piano Launch it with the Catapult to crush other players! |
 | ACME Pogo-Stick Bounce yourself 2-4 spaces forward. Warning: this is an ACME product. After 10 spaces of movement, this item may become unreliable and dangerous. |
 | ACME Rocket Shoot yourself somewhere with this big rocket. You will die, but you might also kill someone! Range: 15 spaces Deviation: 2 spaces Explode radius: 12 spaces Kill radius: 1 space |
 | ACME TNT Place the TNT on the space you are standing on. You can detonate it later! Kill radius: 10 spaces |
 | ACME TNT Detonator Activate to make your TNT explode! Kill radius: 10 spaces |
 | Adding Machine Whenever you enter a shop, you input data from it into your Adding Machine. Whenever you input shop data 4 times, you create a Light Scroll: Wealth. Shops visited: 0 / 4 |
 | Albino Bunny Pet your cute Albino Bunny to gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Be careful! This bunny is Highly Flammable! Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Alhambran Veil Passively grants you Ethereal Soul, allowing you to use items while dead. Targeted Dark Spells cast by you inflict the target with a random Minor Curse. Targeted Dark Spells used on you give you a -4 Slow for 2 turns. |
 | Ambrosia Drink this to gain the Nectar Of The Gods effect for 3 turns, which grants Death Immunity and reduces 3 skill cooldowns by 2 every turn. |
 | Amethyst Necklace When equipped, this Necklace grants you a Spell Shield for 6 turns whenever you are the victim of a targeted Dark Spell. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | AmIgurumi Use a part of your AmIgurumi's yarn and one of your own items as stuffing to stitch together a new item, chosen from 3 random items. The stitched item receives the main categories of the item it is stuffed with. Charges: 3 |
 | Ancient Dragon Claw This ancient dragon claw holds arcane power. Several items, such as Orbs and Dragon Eggs, can be placed inside it. And maybe more? How mysterious! |
 | Ancient Ice Crystal Throw this at a player, Rooting them for 1 turn and doubling the Freeze duration of any Frozen items in their inventory. |
 | Ancient Pixie You've caught an Ancient Pixie! She'll cast one of 3 Spells for you in return for her freedom. That's a pretty good deal! |
 | Ancient Scroll This scroll holds an Ancient Spell. But... you cannot use it yet.
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 | Ancient Scroll: Approaching Acquisition Mark 5 random items of a target player. These items will become yours if they still exist after 5 turns. |
| Ancient Scroll: Arcane Vault Steal 3 random items from every other player in the game and store them in an Arcane Vault. When the vault is destroyed, all players get their items back. |
| Ancient Scroll: Echoes Of Illumination Give a player Echoes Of Illumination for 10 turns. Whenever they cast a Light Spell, a copy of that Spell is cast on them 2 turns later. |
| Ancient Scroll: Jinx Of The Djinni Transform all Magic Crystals of other players into random Jinxed Jewels. |
| Ancient Scroll: Power Overwhelming Give a player Death Immunity and +5 Speed for 3 turns. In addition, all their cooldowns tick down an extra 2 turns every turn. When the effect wears off, they lose all death blockers and explode to kill all players in a 10 space radius. |
| Ancient Scroll: Scorching Shell Give a player a Scorching Shell for 20 turns, which grants them Fire Immunity and sets other players in a 1 space radius on Fire every turn. |
| Ancient Scroll: Shadow Strikes Give a player Shadow Strikes. Their melee attacks cannot be blocked or evaded. They Invisibly teleport to a random player every turn and teleport back after 10 seconds. This happens once per other player in the game. |
| Ancient Scroll: Trial Of Fire Summon 4 random Living creatures and make them Highly Flammable. Then set yourself on Fire for 3 turns. |
 | Angel Doll Enchant all items in your inventory to become Unremovable for 3 turns. Afterwards, all Unremovable Enchantments will be removed. |
 | Ankh Of The Pharaoh Unleash the Pharaoh's curse, inflicting the Curse Of The Pharaoh on all players within a 10 space radius around you. Alternatively, when you die outside the Pyramid, this item will block your death and be destroyed. "If it worked inside the Pyramid, then why the hell would the Pharaoh have died in the first place? Exactly." |
 | Anvil You need a Hammer to use this item! Reforge a metal item into a random different metal item. Alternatively, repair your Sword, Iron Helmet or other metal item to restore a charge. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Apollo's Phoenix Whenever an item burns within 50 spaces of you, a copy of it respawns in your inventory after 3 turns. Cooldown: 2 turns Apollo, bright God of the Sun, had always admired the mighty Phoenix. He decided to raise one himself and it grew into the biggest and brightest of them all; a true symbol of the cycle of destruction and creation. |
 | Aquatic Imp Douse someone's Fire. |
 | Arabian Lamp Rub this lamp 3 times to make a mighty wish! Rubs: 0 / 3 Charges: 3 Cooldown: 3 turns "Phenomenal cosmic powers!" |
 | Arcane Egg Cast 3 Spells to hatch the egg! The creature that hatches from this will be Soulbound! |
 | Arcane Owl Learn a random feat. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Arcane Vault The items inside this magical vault cannot be retrieved. When the vault is destroyed, all items will be returned to their original owners. |
 | Archbishop Clementis' Seal Grants a 30% chance per turn to resurrect prematurely and a 30% chance per turn to remove a harmful Curse from yourself or a friendly player. This was the most powerful Ring of Archbishop Clementis, who led the war against the corruption of Dystopia. He singlehandedly cleansed half the northern province. May his soul find peace in the light. |
 | Arctic Aegis Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Frostfire Protection and Algid Revenge. Frostfire Protection causes Fire to Freeze for 5 turns instead. Algid Revenge Freezes Swords and Hammers used to attack you with for 10 turns. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Arctic Blue Butterfly Every 2 turns this makes a random item in your inventory Frostproof. Use this Butterfly to Freeze a random item of a player for 10 turns. Turns until trigger: 2 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Arctic Egg This will hatch in your next turn! The creature that hatches from this will be Frostproof! |
 | Aristocrat's Loot Crate Open it to find 4 random Jewelry items inside! |
 | Artendellen Kill a random player on your space. Whenever you cast a Light Spell on another player, reduce Artendellen's cooldown by 2 and empower it for 1 turn, causing its next attack to ignore Shields. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Awesome Fireworks Launch fireworks above a chosen space. They will explode high in the sky, creating an awesome spectacle! Then 10 seconds later the pyrotechnic stars will fall down to the ground, lighting nearby players on Fire and giving them 2 random positive effects. Range: 20 Spaces Radius: 15 Spaces |
 | Axe Use this on a random living player on your space. In their next turn, you axe them a random Trivia question. If answered wrong, you will jump towards them and axe-murder them. Jump range: 30 spaces "Hey you, let me axe you a question!" |
 | Azure Bracelet After you cast a Spell on another player, Freeze a random item in their inventory for 5 turns. |
 | Babr-e Bayan Passively grants Fire Immunity and Frost Immunity. Whenever you kill another player, you automatically cast a random targeted Light Spell on yourself. Babr-e Bayan was an evil sea dragon who terrorized both the sea and the shores of India. The 14-year old Rostam, an Iranian boy who would one day become the most famous paladin of his people, slayed the dragon and created this armor from its scales. |
 | Bacon Pancakes Eat this to move 4-7 spaces forward and gain a +4 Speed Boost for 3 turns! |
 | Baetylus Summon one of three random Living things for yourself or a target player. Passively generates an Auto-Resurrection for 6 turns whenever you revive naturally. Cooldown: 6 turns Baetylus has been said to have been a meteorite, landing on our barren earth before life even existed here. Even now, billions of years later, it still pulsates with life. Perhaps even a mortal adventurer might be able to wield its life-giving powers... |
 | Bag Of Schmeckles The exchange rate of Schmeckles varies a lot from time to time. You can exchange your Schmeckles for Rupees based on the current exchange rate. |
 | Bag Of Wonders Look inside the bag to find a number of random items, equal to the number of players in your game. You can pick one and the other items will be given to the other players at random. |
 | Balaclava Passively increases your chance to successfully rob the Bank with a Gun from 50% to 100%. In addition, you no longer use up your Gun when you rob the Bank! Passively makes you sneakier in certain events. |
 | Ball & Chain That ball is heavy as fuck! You have -2 Speed because of it. |
 | Ball Gag Gag a random player on your space to Silence them and make them Unable To Eat Or Drink for 5 turns. Both of you get Mojo for 5 turns as well. When a Gagged player is attacked with a basic melee weapon, they drool all over the attacker, causing them to skip a turn. |
 | Balm Of Anubis While dead you gain Divine Mummification. This grants Knockback Immunity, Fire Immunity and Frost Immunity and moves you forward equal to twice your Speed every turn. Add or remove an Ethereal Enchantment from an item. Cooldown: 3 turns Anubis, Embalmer of the Dead, Protector of Graves and Guardian of the Scales, ruled the Egyptian underworld for over a thousand years. Both feared and revered, he would only embalm those with the lightest souls. |
 | Banana Eat this to move 3 spaces forward and gain a Banana Peel. |
 | Banana Fish Whack a random player on your space 6-8 spaces forward! If there's no player on your space, you will eat the Banana Fish and move 10-14 spaces forward. This creature was blessed by BananaFish, the Patron Lord of Board Game Online. |
 | Banana Peel Throw this behind you to make the next player who walks over it skip a turn. |
 | Baseball Bat Swing this backward or forward, hitting all players on that space next to you. All players hit are knocked 2-3 spaces away from you, become incapacitated and lose a random learned feat. Cooldown: 8 turns "Swing for the fences!" |
 | Basilisk Order your Basilisk to gaze backward, Petrifying all nearby other players. Petrified players cannot use items and skills or roll dice for 1 turn. If a Petrified player moves more than 5 spaces in a single movement, they'll die, which removes the Petrified effect. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 25 spaces Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Bat'leth Kill a random player on your space and move 5 spaces forward for each Melee weapon that player has. Cooldown: 6 turns "The stronger the foe, the greater the honor." ~Kahless the Unforgettable |
 | Battery Recharge an electric item back to 100%. The Energizer Bunny got arrested. Charged with battery. |
 | Bazooka Launch an explosive missile at a nearby space. Range: 60 spaces Deviation: 5 spaces Explode radius: 12 spaces Kill radius: 4 spaces |
 | Beach Ball Throw this to a nearby space. If there are other players within 5 spaces of impact, they will quickly move to that space and catch the ball. If multiple players were in range, they bump heads and become incapacitated. Min Range: 2 spaces Max Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 2 turns I wondered why the Beach Ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! |
 | Bear Boots These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. Charge 7 spaces backward or forward, killing anyone on the space you land on! Cooldown: 9 turns |
 | Bear Hands Kill another nearby player with your Bear Hands! Range: 1 space Charges: 5 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Bearskin This furry Bearskin can be used to craft a Bearskin Vest. Optionally it can be combined with certain items to create items of great ursine power! |
 | Bearskin Vest This warm vest passively grants you Frost Immunity. |
 | Bee Hive Produces a Honeycomb every 5 turns. If you move more than 15 spaces at once, you will annoy the bees! Their sting will make you skip a turn and applies a Slowing Poison, after which you'll lose the Bee Hive. |
 | Beer Become Drunk for 2 turns. Drink it yourself or give it to another player. |
 | Beer Goggles Passively makes you Drunk. Whenever you have sex, you gain a random positive effect. When you lose your Beer Goggles, you get a random negative effect for each time you had sex while wearing them. Sex Counter: 0 I've never slept with any ugly people. But I've sure as hell woken up with a few! |
 | Betazoid Conductor When you are targeted by a Dark Spell, the Betazoid Conductor redirects it to a random other target and all your cooldowns are decreased by 2. Cooldown: 15 turns |
 | Bewitched Bauble This bauble has been charged with 3 targeted Spells. Cast all of them on a single target at once! Charged with 3 random Spells. |
 | Bezoar Whenever you drink something, you gain Poison Immunity for 2 turns. |
 | BFG 9000 Fire a giant ball of plasma backward or forward. The ball moves 10 spaces instantly and another 10 spaces per turn and explodes on impact with the first living player in its path, killing all nearby players! After moving 20 spaces, the ball will start to fire beams of energy at nearby targets every turn, setting them on Fire. The plasma ball automatically explodes after moving a total of 50 spaces. Fire zap radius: 10 spaces Explosion radius: 5 spaces Charges: 2 Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Big Kahuna Burger Eat this to move 16-26 spaces forward and gain The Big Kahuna for 6 turns. Whenever another player buys something at a shop, you earn 25% of the Rupees they spend. |
 | Bike Passively increases your Speed by 1 and increases movement from eating by 2 spaces. |
 | Biologist's Loot Crate Open it to find 4 random Living items inside! |
 | Birthday Cake Throw this to a nearby space, luring other nearby players towards it and forcing them to eat it. Range: 30 spaces Effect radius: 10 spaces |
 | Black Dragon Egg When you are on Fire, this Black Dragon Egg will hatch into a Black Dragonling. |
 | Black Dragonling The scales of this Black Dragonling sizzle with energy! He passively grants you Fire Immunity, Frost Immunity and Poison Immunity. At your command, he will aid you! Cooldown: 2 turns Nightfuries grow up and leave their nest after 14 to 20 turns. |
 | Black Hole In A Box This box can only barely contain its unstable miniature black hole! Every turn, its gravity will lower your Speed by 1 more due to its increasing gravity. (Max -10 Speed) You regain this Speed when you lose the box. You can choose to destroy the box, causing the black hole to release a load of random items. The longer the black hole has been active, the more items it will release! (Max 10 items) Warning: the box doesn't release items when it gets destroyed in other ways, so be careful with it! |
 | Black Lotus Eat this to move 3 spaces forward and gain the Black Lotus effect for 3 turns. Black Lotus: Whenever any of your items or skills go on cooldown, reduce that cooldown by 3 turns, to a minimum of 1 turn. |
 | Blazing Egg This will hatch in 3 turns! The creature that hatches from this will be Fireproof! |
 | Blender Blend two Food items into a drinkable smoothie. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Bling Bot Insert a Rupee to turn a Jewel Fireproof, Frostproof, Soulbound or Sparkling! Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Bloop Eat this to move 5-7 spaces forward. Alternatively, the first melee attack against you will pop the bubble, allowing Bloop to kill the attacker and all enemies in a 10 space radius around you. |
 | Blow Darts Shoot a Blow Dart at a nearby other player. The affected player moves back 2-3 spaces. Range: 30 spaces Charges: 3 There are various item combinations to apply poisons to your Blow Darts! |
 | Blue Dragon Egg When you are on Fire, this Blue Dragon Egg will hatch into a Blue Dragonling. |
 | Blue Dragonling The scales of this Blue Dragonling are ice cold to the touch. He passively grants you Frost Immunity. At your command, he will chill someone with Dragon Frost! Cooldown: 4 turns Dragonlings grow up and leave their nest after 8 to 14 turns. |
 | Blue RainBOW Shoot an electrical arrow up a butt, violently shocking the target and all players within 2 spaces of them back. If you are Floating, also incapacitate them and reduce all your cooldowns by 3. Knockback: 5-20 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 3 Dreamified by YelloJello. |
 | Blue Turtle Shell Can be kicked forward. It will move 15 spaces forward instantly and every turn in the direction of the leading player until it hits them. Knocks over any other player it encounters along the way, incapacitating them. If there are no players in front of this Turtle Shell, it disappears. |
 | Bo Knock a random player on your space 1 space forward. Alternatively, smash a random player exactly 3 spaces from you to make them skip a turn. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Boiling Blood Drink this boiling mixture of blood at your own risk! You'll be afflicted with a random Debuff and mutate to gain a random Race. |
 | Bola Throw this at another nearby player, causing them to be unable to move via dice rolls for 2 turns. Range: 30 spaces |
 | Bomb Vest Explode, killing yourself and all nearby players! Explode radius: 15 spaces |
 | Bomber's Loot Crate Open it to find 4 random Explosive items inside! |
 | Bone Of Ullr There are 8 powerful Spells carved into this bone! When the 8th Spell has been used, the bone will be charged with an Ancient Spell. Spells left: 8 A bone of the prehistoric Norse god Ullr. This mighty behemoth wielded powerful magic! |
 | Bone Wand Summon a random undead minion to aid you for 7 turns. |
 | Booby Boobies are everyone's favorite bird! Fondle it to gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Book Club Whack a random player on your space 8-12 spaces back and learn a random feat. Charges: 3 |
 | Book Of Thoth This book contains 12 Dark Spells. When the book is out of Spells, it charges itself with an Ancient Spell and releases a wave of pure darkness, causing all other players to be Denied for 5 turns! Spells left: 12 Cooldown: 2 turns This book was written by Thoth, the Egyptian God of Knowledge. His mind had already forsaken him at this point, leading him to darkness... |
 | Book: Bear Behavior Spend your next turn to learn the Bear Behavior feat. You run less spaces when fleeing from the Bear. |
| Book: Bounty Hunting Spend your next turn to learn the Bounty Hunting feat. You earn 3 Rupees whenever you kill someone. |
| Book: Druggy Spend your next turn to learn the Druggy feat. You don't get negative effects from drugs and some drugs give an additional bonus. |
| Book: Firearms Specialist Spend your next turn to learn the Firearms Specialist feat. Your kill chance when you shoot someone with the Gun is increased. |
| Book: Fisherman Spend your next turn to learn the Fisherman feat. Your chance to catch rare fish with your Fishing Pole is increased by 20%. |
| Book: Grenadier Spend your next turn to learn the Grenadier feat. You can throw Grenades 30 spaces further than usual. |
| Book: Haggle Expert Spend your next turn to learn the Haggle Expert feat. You get a 1 Rupee discount for items and spells in most shops. |
| Book: Human Aerodynamics Spend your next turn to learn the Human Aerodynamics feat. You have 70% extra survival chance when you launch yourself with the Catapult. |
| Book: Pathfinding Spend your next turn to learn the Pathfinding feat. You get an extra choice at the Crossroads event. |
| Book: Shield Mastery Spend your next turn to learn the Shield Mastery feat. Your Shield blocks incapacitate the attacker and you get no Speed penalty from raising an upgraded Shield. |
| Book: Spare Time Efficiency Spend your next turn to learn the Spare Time Efficiency feat. You get 3 Rupees whenever you skip a turn. |
| Book: Spell Deflecting Spend your next turn to learn the Spell Deflecting feat. You have a 25% chance to deflect a spell someone targeted at you. |
| Book: Spelunking Spend your next turn to learn the Spelunking feat. You always find 5 options when you enter the Cave and you have permanent vision inside the Cave, the Dungeon Crawl and the Archaeology Dig. |
| Book: Tinkering Quietly Spend your next turn to learn the Tinkering Quietly feat. Placing a Glue Mine, Teleporter or TNT as well as releasing Explosive Sheep will no longer cause a log in the chat. |
| Book: Trivia Expertise Spend your next turn to learn the Trivia Expertise feat. You get 1 less wrong answer in the Trivia Question event. |
 | Bookworm Throw it into a nearby player's inventory to let it eat a random Book or Scroll instantly and every 7 turns afterwards. If it cannot eat anything, it'll starve. Range: 10 spaces |
 | BOOM-erang Throw your BOOM-erang at another player. If they are within 20 spaces of you in their next turn, the BOOM-erang will kill them and everyone in a 5 space radius around them. Then it returns to you. Cooldown: 12 turns Hey you, catch my boomerang! Don't worry, you're gonna have a BLAST! |
 | Boomerang Throw your Boomerang at another player. If they are within 20 spaces of you in their next turn, the Boomerang will incapacitate them. Then it returns to you. Cooldown: 12 turns I forgot how to throw a boomerang. Then it came back to me. |
 | Boots These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. |
 | Bottle Of Antifreeze Use this on an item to make it Frostproof! Frostproof items cannot be Frozen. |
 | Bottle Of Nanogenes Regenerate yourself, removing all Diseases and Poisons from you. |
 | Bottle Of Scotch Drink this to become Drunk for 6 turns and gain the Hopscotch skill. |
 | Bow Shoot an arrow up a butt. Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Bowl Of Cereal Eat this to move 13-15 spaces forward and remove a random Poison from yourself. Eating this also counts as drinking! |
 | Bowling Ball Roll this backward or forward 10 spaces, incapacitating all players it knocks over. If you knock over all other players in your game, you also receive a Bowling Trophy! |
 | Bowling Trophy You're so proud of this! It has an inscription... Bowling Champion Billy knocked over 15 players! |
 | Box It's a box! If your life has taught you one thing, it's that this is likely to contain something. Let's take it out! |
 | Box Of Chocolates This heart-shaped box contains a few random chocolates. "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." |
 | Bracers Of Bladesinging Successfully hit another player with a melee weapon to charge your bracers with a random targeted Dark Spell. This Spell will be cast on the next player you hit with a basic melee weapon. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Brahmastra Choose a player you wish to utterly destroy. The arrow from this bow will destroy the target's Shield, shield effects, death blocking effects, Death Immunity and then finally kills the target. The impact of the arrow will set any player within 20 spaces of impact on Fire for 4 turns, remove their Mojo and cause them to become Dehydrated and Incapacitated. Cooldown: 24 turns This bow was created by Brahma, the Hindu God of Creation. This bow was his weapon of destruction, rather than creation. To limit its destructive powers, it could only be used once a day. |
 | Brain Massager This passively massages your brain every 10 turns, causing you to learn a random Feat. |
 | Brain Transplanter Use this on another player on your space. You switch brains, causing you to swap all learnable feats. "I didn't plan on getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind." |
 | Bramble Bush Give yourself a Bramble Barrier which cancels your next 3 backward movements or incapacitations. Each time this effect triggers, it causes all other players within 5 spaces of you to Bleed for 2 turns. |
 | Brawler's Brew Become Drunk for 2 turns and gain the Brawler's Brew effect for 3 turns, which makes your melee attacks also incapacitate the target. |
 | Brimstone Butterfly Every 2 turns this makes a random item in your inventory Fireproof. Use this Butterfly to release jets of flame, setting all other players in a 2 space radius around you on Fire. Turns until trigger: 2 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Broken Glass Some shards of Broken Glass. If you touch them, you will start Bleeding! |
 | Brownies Eat a Brownie to move 5 spaces forward. Charges: 3 |
 | Bubbling Cauldron Throw in a Living item and a Magic Crystal to create 3 random Liquids. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Bucket The Bucket belongs to the Lolrus. It can be filled with water in events where water is present. |
 | Bucket Of Water The Bucket belongs to the Lolrus. This Bucket is filled with water! Use it to douse Fire. Throw range: 20 spaces Douse radius: 5 spaces Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Bug Net Try to catch a bug! Cooldown: 3 turns HINT: Using this while you are at certain events may yield better results. |
 | Build Grist This blue elongated hexagonal bipyramid is perfect for the construction of various objects. |
 | Bulging Deck Perform a magic trick to gain Mojo for 6-9 turns and draw a card from your deck. You immediately get an effect based on its suit:
Cooldown: 6-9 turns Is that a deck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
 | Bulletproof Vest Passively makes you immune to being shot with bullets. |
 | Buster Sword Kill a player on your space. Cooldown: 3 turns Whenever you move back, gain a Limit Counter. You lose all Limit Counters when you die or use a special attack:
Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Butter Put this butter on a Food item to make it Delicious! Also makes the item contain animal products. Delicious items move you forward an additional 3 spaces when eaten and count as 2 Food items for the Hungry Games! "Everything's better with butter." |
 | Butter Bot Whenever you receive a Food item, this robot will automatically put butter on it to make it Delicious! After a while, it may start to contemplate its terrible existence and commit suicide. "What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." |
 | Butter Fly Every 2 turns this makes a random item in your inventory Delicious. Use this Butterfly to make an item count as Food. Turns until trigger: 2 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Butterbeer Become Drunk for 2 turns. Also moves you 3-5 spaces forward and gives you Delicious Aftertaste, which makes the next Food item you eat count as Delicious! |
 | Buttered Toast Eat this to move 9-12 spaces forward and become Toasty for 12 turns. Whenever one of your items would burn, it becomes Delicious Food instead. |
 | Buttplug Launcher Shoot a buttplug up a nearby player's butthole, causing them to become incapacitated if they don't have Mojo and granting them Mojo for 5 turns. Range: 20 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Buy One Get One Free Coupon Use this to get a Duplicate of the next item you buy at a shop. The Pawn Shop doesn't accept these coupons. Get lost! |
 | Buyback Bot Whenever one of your items is used up or destroyed, this bot has a 50% chance to offer to create a new item of the same type if you pay enough Rupees, also making it Mechanical. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Caduceus Passively grants Haggle Expert: You pay 1 Rupee less for items and Spells in most shops. Sell an item to another player for the same price as the Pawn Shop. If that player doesn't have enough money, they'll pay you all their remaining Rupees for it. Alternatively, target a player to see 4 random items from their inventory. You may choose to buy one of these items from them for 70% of its price. Cooldown: 4 turns The famous staff of Hermes, messenger of the Greek Pantheon. He was, among many things, the god of trade. It was said that during negotiations, the eyes of Caduceus' snakes would glow, which would ensure a positive outcome... |
 | Cage This can hold a single Living item. While inside the cage, its cooldown will tick down an extra turn every turn. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Camel Ride it 7-11 spaces back or forward. Cooldown: 5 turns Alternatively, let your Camel drink from a Bucket Of Water to reset its cooldown. Happy World Camel Day! Camels are awesome! |
 | Camera Blind a player. If that player is skipping a turn, also receive 4-6 Rupees. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Camera Of Remembrance Take a picture of a Living item in your inventory to create a physical Memory of it. This Memory can be used to create a fresh Unstable Duplicate copy of the photographed item that fades away after 5 turns. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Can Of Chips Start eating the chips! Every turn you eat some, moving 2 spaces forward. When you skip a turn or spend a turn dead, this effect wears off. "Once you pop, you can't stop!" |
 | Candy Cane Eat this to move 4-6 spaces forward! Tip: Combine with Poison to create some deadly candy. Other players can't see that it's poisoned! |
 | Candy Corn Eat this to move 3-6 spaces forward. |
 | Caramelo Caliente Eat this to move 6-9 spaces forward and gain Burning Passion for the rest of the game. Whenever you have sex with another player, you'll set them on Fire! |
 | Card Soldier Send this soldier to attack another player, knocking them back 4-6 spaces and do something based on the soldier's suit. But first, let's reveal its suit! Charges: 2 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Card Soldier Of Clubs Send this soldier to attack another player, knocking them back 8-12 spaces and incapacitating them. Charges: 2 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Card Soldier Of Diamonds Send this soldier to attack another player, knocking them back 4-6 spaces and stealing 5-7 Rupees from them. Charges: 2 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Card Soldier Of Hearts Send this soldier to attack another player, knocking them back 4-6 spaces and giving them a Minor Curse. Charges: 2 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Card Soldier Of Spades Send this soldier to attack another player, knocking them back 4-6 spaces and causing them to Bleed for 4 turns. Charges: 2 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Cargo Train You can put up to 4 items on this train. Send the train to another player. It'll move 15 spaces per turn until it reaches the recipient, incapacitating any other player it passes along the way. Once the train reaches the recipient, they receive the stored items. |
 | Cat Let your Cat scratch a random player on your space, causing them to Bleed and skip a turn. If no one else is on your space, your Cat will attack you. Alternatively pet your Cat, causing it to purr, luring all other players in a 10 space radius around you 3 spaces towards you. Cooldown: 4 turns "It's so fluffy, I'm gonna DIE!!" |
 | Caterpillar Feed this hungry Caterpillar 3 Food items to have it begin its metamorphosis. Feeding: 0 / 3 |
 | Catseye Necklace When equipped, this Necklace teaches you a random feat whenever you are Blinded. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | CD Player This uses up 5% Energy per turn. It plays a track of a random genre, providing you with a bonus for as long as that track plays. When a track ends, the CD Player automatically shuffles. Use this to shuffle to a random track of a different genre. This costs 5% Energy. Current Bonus: nothing Track Duration: - Energy: 100% |
 | Cerberus Attack up to 3 living players on your space, incapacitating them and causing them to Bleed for 3 turns. If there are less than 3 players on your space, they can be attacked multiple times. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Cereal Box Eat this to move 3-5 spaces forward. Ooo, and there's a toy inside! |
 | Chainsaw Spend 25% Gas to use this hazardous tool to kill another player on your space or destroy their Shield if they have one. Current Gas: 100% BEWARE: This item has a 1 in 6 chance to backfire! |
 | Chameleon Order your Chameleon to hide and move into a nearby player's inventory. If it successfully stays there for 20 seconds, it'll steal a random item and bring it back to you. If, however, it is clicked by that player, it will return to you without any loot. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 15 turns |
 | Champion's Belt While you have this belt in your inventory, you gain access to 3 wrestling skills! When someone kills you, they steal your belt and it loses a charge. Charges: 5 |
 | Charged Dark Wand Cast a powerful spell. Charged with a Dark Spell |
 | Charged Deluminator Release the power inside! |
 | Charged Light Wand Cast a powerful spell. Charged with a Light Spell |
 | Charged Spellbinder's Charm This Charm has been charged with a Spell! |
 | Cheese Eyes Use this to gain Arcane Vision for 1 turn. Charges: 3 |
 | Chef's Hat Whenever you eat something, you have a 20% chance to cook up a random Food item. |
 | Chicken What are you doing reading this tooltip?! Cluck, cluck, click me! What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist! |
 | Chikapu This Chikapu seems pretty worthless. Command it to unleash its Bunder Tholt attack on another player. Just... don't get your hopes up. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Chimaera Attack a nearby player, applying various effects depending on your distance to that player. The closer the target is, the more effects will be applied.
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 | Chloroform Incapacitate a random player on your space. Any STDs you and the target have will be shared. Charges: 3 "There, there... when you wake up everything's gonna be alright..." |
 | Chocolate Bar Eat this to move 8 spaces forward. Anyone within 10 spaces of where you land will become jealous of you and move up to 3 spaces towards you. |
 | Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom Unleash your Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom to wreak havoc upon your enemies! It will hop 9-15 spaces in a chosen direction each turn. When it sees a player within 8 spaces after it hops, it will detonate. Kill radius: 5 spaces Curse radius: 15 spaces |
 | Chocolate Milk Drink this to remove a random Poison, move 8 spaces forward and gain a +4 Speed Boost for 3 turns. |
 | Chocolate Salty Balls Eat these to move 8-12 spaces forward and gain Mojo for 15 turns. However, you will also become Dehydrated and will need to drink something within 4 turns or else you will die. Just put 'em in your mouth and suck em! |
 | Chocolate Surprise Egg Oh wow! This chocolate egg isn't just tasty, but it also contains a cool gadget! Eat it to move 2-4 spaces forward and find a random surprise inside! Sponsored by ACME Industries! |
 | Choice Scarf Every 4 turns your Choice Scarf chooses an item or skill for you. If that is the first thing you use, you get a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. This will choose an item in 4 turns. |
 | Chomping Tentacle Eat a random Food item of a nearby player. If that player has no Food, then you cause them to Bleed for 3 turns instead. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Christmas Cookies Eat a cookie to move 2-3 spaces forward and gain a random positive effect. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Christmas Elf Feed your elf to let them make you one of 3 Mechanical toys! Cooldown: 7 turns "Are you a boy or a girl?" "I'm an Elf." "But what's in your pants?" "Christmas cheer!" |
 | Christmas Present It has your name on the label! |
 | Christmas Tree Whenever you spend a turn incapacitated, you find a random present underneath your Christmas Tree! Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Claíomh Solais Swiftly run towards a target within 6 spaces of you to strike them down. The target is killed, charging the sword with a random Light Spell. If it hits a Shield, the Shield will break and the target will survive. Alternatively just swing the sword around to charge it with a Light Spell. The sword goes on cooldown once the spell is used. Cooldown: 5 turns This is the famous Sword of Light from Irish legends. It has been wielded by many heroes and has struck down countless enemies. Who will be its next hero? |
 | Claw Crane Move your Claw Crane to a nearby space. After 15 seconds, it will drop and steal a random item from a player on that space. Range: 20 spaces Cooldown: 5 turns WARNING: if you move or die during use, the Claw Crane will go on cooldown! |
 | Clock Increase or decrease the cooldowns of all items and skills in the game that are currently on cooldown by 2. Charges: 5 Cooldown: 2 turns If a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds. |
 | Clonegg 5000 Prime the Clonegg on an item in your inventory to get your Clonegg to start producing an exact replica of that item, which is ready after 2 to 9 turns. Doesn't work on Unremovable items. |
 | Club Whack a random player on your space 8-12 spaces back. Charges: 3 |
 | Club Of The Dagda Passively grants Force Of The Dagda, which makes your dice never roll less than 4. Slam the ground, killing up to 9 players in a 3 space radius around you. Alternatively, use the Dagda's magic to revive all other players in a 10 space radius around you, granting you a Magic Crystal for each revived player. Cooldown: 5 turns This Club once belonged to the Dagda, a great Celtic God of ancient times. He was a powerful protector of his people, wielding his mighty Club while controlling the earth beneath him. |
 | Cocaine Snort this to gain a +8 Speed Boost for 1 turn. However, you will become addicted and can suffer severe side effects! Charges: 3 Be sure not to take an overdose! |
 | Cocaine Cola Drink this to gain Cocaine Cola and a +4 Speed Boost for 4 turns. For every 10 spaces moved, reduce the cooldown of a random skill by 2 turns. If you manage to move 100 spaces with a single Cocaine Cola effect, the effect will be removed and you gain 2 Speed. |
 | Cockatiel Whenever another player within 15 spaces of you casts a Dark or Light Spell, there is a 40% chance that your Cockatiel will remember it. When your Cockatiel remembers a Spell, it can be used to cast that Spell, which then causes it to forget the Spell. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Cocktail Shaker Discover 4 random Drinks and choose 2 of them to create a cocktail. Drink the cocktail to get both of their effects, also making you Drunk for 4 turns. |
 | Coconut Drink from this Coconut to move forward 3-5 spaces. If only you could get to the tasty cocos inside! |
 | Cocoon This Cocoon will become a random Butterfly in 5 turns. You can influence what Butterfly it becomes by giving it specific Enchantments. Metamorphosis: 0 / 5 |
 | Cocos Pieces Eat these to move 10-14 spaces forward. |
 | Coffee Drink this to gain Caffeine Rush for 6 turns. Whenever you move, you move forward 1 extra space. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. |
 | Coffin Whenever you revive naturally, gain a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. |
 | Cognition Amplifier Attach this to a Living item to permanently make its cooldown tick down an extra turn every round. After 20 rounds, the creature becomes too smart to obey your stupid commands and leaves you for good. |
 | Collarbound Cat Let your Collarbound Cat scratch a random player on your space. If no one else is on your space, your Cat will attack you. The attack causes the victim to become incapacitated and gain the Bleeding debuff. Alternatively pet the Cat, causing it to purr, luring all other players in a 10 space radius around you 6 spaces towards you. Cooldown: 3 turns "It's so fluffy, I'm gonna DIE!!" |
 | Combustible Lemon The Combustible Lemon can be thrown to cause a fiery explosion, setting players hit by the explosion on Fire. Throw range: 20 spaces Explode radius: 8 spaces Throw deviation: 3 spaces |
 | Compass Whenever you move 15 or more spaces forward in a single movement, increase that movement by 5 spaces. |
 | Completed Finity Gauntlet The gauntlet brims with energy! Each ability can be used once.
This item is dedicated to AmIKawaiiUguu, Azurheart, Doil, Downie, Revanfodne & Sirus. Thank you for your legendary support to BGO! <3 |
 | Concentrated Dark Matter Reset the cooldown of a Mechanical item. |
 | Conductor's Baton Whenever your dice roll (including Speed) is greater than your previous dice roll, gain 1 Speed. When it's not greater, you lose this Speed bonus. Previous Roll: 0 Speed Bonus: 0 Keep up the tempo! |
 | Conjurer's Cookbook Use a Magic Crystal to conjure one of 4 random Food items. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Constricting Tentacle Constrict another nearby player's throat, causing them to become Unable To Eat Or Drink and Silenced for 4 turns. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Contained Huon Particles Teleport to a random location within a 12 space radius of you. Charges: 3 |
 | Cooking Supplies Open this to discover 2 random kitchen supplies and 1 random Food item! |
 | Core Crystal Use this on a player to remove a random Magic effect from them, turning this item into a random Magic Crystal. |
 | Corn Eat this to move 5-6 spaces forward. When this burns, it turns into Popcorn! |
 | Corrupted Loot Crate Open it to find 4 random items inside. Whenever you take an item out, the remaining items glitch and transform into other items. WARNING: Items you take out of this loot crate may have their properties altered. |
 | Cortical Stack Whenever you spend a turn dead, you revive at a cost of 15 Rupees. |
 | Courier Flap Skip a turn to transport yourself to a location within 20 spaces. You will arrive there in your skipped turn. Alternatively, send an item to another player. It will arrive on that player's next turn. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Cous Eat this to move 1 space forward and reduce all your Skill cooldowns by 1. |
 | Couscous Eat this to move 2 spaces forward and reduce all your Skill cooldowns by 2. Keep some leftovers. "The food so nice they named it twice!" |
 | Cow Release your Cow in a chosen direction. It will stampede 12-16 spaces in that direction each turn and crush players it runs over, causing them to skip a turn. Keeps running for 10 turns. Alternatively, milk the cow by using a Bucket! Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Crabs Infect someone with Crabs. Surely that makes sense, right? |
 | Crackling Catalyst Throw this at a nearby player, causing all their Spell items to cast their Spells at random! Range: 20 spaces |
 | Crazy Cake Eat this to move 2-4 spaces forward and gain the effects of eating a food item, eating another food item and using a drug! |
 | Creeping Fungus Every 7 turns this fungus will try to eat one of your Food items. If you have no Food, it will infect you with Fungal Infection, causing movement from Food to be reduced by 50%. Turns left: 7 |
 | Creepy Candy Eat this Creepy Candy to move 8-12 spaces forward, but beware the side effects... |
 | Crocodile Bite a nearby player, incapacitating them. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 14 turns |
 | Crow Teach your Crow about a certain category of items. It can only remember one category at a time. Cooldown: 2 turns Send your Crow to steal a random item of the taught category from another player. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Crystal Meth Gain extreme focus, granting you Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity for 6 turns. However, you will also become Dehydrated and will need to drink something within 6 turns or else you will die. |
 | Cup Of Milky Tea Drink this to remove all Poisons and a random Disease from yourself. Additionally, all your skill cooldowns are decreased by 2 turns. |
 | Cup Of Tea Drink this to remove a random Poison from yourself. |
 | Cupid's Bow Shoot a lovely arrow up a butt. Disarms your target for 1 turn and grants your target an Auto-Resurrection for 1 turn. Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Cursed Doubloon Whenever you gain Rupees, increase the amount of Rupees gained by 20%. Cooldown: 1 turn Whenever you don't receive any Rupees for 4 turns, receive a random Minor Curse. Time until Curse: 0 / 4 |
 | Cursing Crown Every turn there's a small chance it'll cast a Dark Spell at a random other player within 8 spaces to afflict them with a Curse! |
 | Custom Donator Item What will your design be? :) |
 | Cutlass Kill a random player on your space. If they died, you also steal 4-6 Rupees from them. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | D-Bug Every turn this transforms another item into a Glitch (if you don't have a Glitch yet), then it moves into another player's inventory. |
 | D6 Transform 6 random items in your inventory into random new items! |
 | Damaged Iron Helmet The next time you get incapacitated, skip a turn instead. |
 | Damaged Nuclear Reactor The reactor is experiencing a meltdown! If you don't sacrifice a Mechanical item to fix it within 4 turns, it'll explode! This explosion will kill everyone in a small radius and knocks other players around you 10-15 spaces away, also incapacitating them. Radiation radius: 20 spaces Kill radius: 4 spaces Knockback radius: 20 spaces Turns until disaster: 4 |
 | Dark Bow Shoot a dark arrow up a butt, afflicting living targets with Dark Touch. If they die with this effect, an Undead Minion spawns to do your bidding. Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Dark Crystal A Dark Wand can use this to charge it with Death, Living Bomb or Dark Sacrifice. A Light Wand can use this to charge it with Revive or Blessing Of Vengeance. |
 | Dark Emperor's Staff Gain Dark Spell Immunity for 4 turns. Each use will reduce the duration of this effect for you by 1 turn, down to a minimum of 1 turn. Cooldown: 4 turns Forged with the skull of an archmage who would dare try to usurp him, the Dark Emperor wields this staff imbued with ancient defensive magic as a symbol of his sovereignty over the dark, and as a warning to anyone else who would think of crossing him. |
 | Dark Orb This Orb has been charged with dark magic. It can now be used to cast a spell. Charge this Orb again to create a Shimmering Orb. Charged with a Dark Spell |
 | Dark Staff This Staff has been charged with powerful dark magic. It can permanently be used to cast a Spell every 9 turns. Charged with a Dark Spell |
 | Dark Wand This can hold powerful dark magic. Charge it at the Magic Shop or with a Magic Crystal. |
 | Darkcaller Blind someone. |
 | Darth Marieke Doll Passively grants The Dark Side Of The Force, which gives you a Lightsaber every 7 turns. Every 4 turns, she'll attack an enemy player for you. She also grants you The Force permanently. After 16 turns, Darth Marieke turns back into Marieke. When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Darth Revan's Mask Use Darth Revan's powers to master the dark side of the Force!
Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Deadly Darts Shoot a Deadly Dart at a nearby other player. The affected player moves back 2-3 spaces and gets afflicted with Deadly Poison. Range: 30 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Deadly Virus Use this on a Living item to destroy it. Alternatively, use this on another player to destroy a random Living item in their inventory. If they have no Living items, the target player gets AIDS. |
 | Deck Of Many Things Draw a random Card from this deck. Charges: 4 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Decursed Cat Collar This Collar used to be cursed, to keep Salem from escaping. You're sure there's something you can do with this... |
 | Defective Turret Deploy it on a nearby space. For 5-8 turns it'll try to fire at up to 2 nearby other players, knocking them back. When the duration ends, the turret explodes, knocking all nearby players away and causing them to skip a turn. Players on the same space as the turret will be killed! Deploy range: 20 spaces Shoot range: 12 spaces Shoot knockback: 3-4 spaces Explosion radius: 10 spaces Explosion knockback: 5-9 spaces |
 | Defibrillator Revive a dead player or remove incapacitation from an incapacitated player on your space, also setting them on Fire. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Deluminator Remove Fire from all players within a 15 space radius of you. Your Charged Deluminator will have an ability based on the amount of Fire absorbed! "Dumbledore once stole all the lights from my house! I was absolutely delighted!" ~Minerva McGonagall |
 | Demon Doll Whenever you use an item, it has a chance to do nothing and burn. |
 | Demon Fairy Give someone Faerie Frost, canceling their next movement backward. |
 | Demon Hunter's Blindfold You see the demons wherever you go... lurking in the dark. |
 | Demon Sword Kill a random player on your space. This sword has unlimited charges. Passively grants Fire Immunity. |
 | Demonic Ritual Stone Summon a random Lesser Demon to do your bidding! |
 | Diamond Necklace When equipped, this Necklace reduces the cooldown of a random item or skill by 2 whenever you are in last place during your Effects Phase. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Diamond Wedding Ring Propose marriage to another player in your next turn. No player can refuse this glorious ring! Until death do us part... |
 | Dice Devil Give a player 3 guaranteed sixes on their next rolls. |
 | Dildo Whack a random player on your space 1-3 spaces back. If that player has any STDs, your Dildo becomes infected with them. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Dino Egg Break the eggshell to hatch a small, rideable dino! This dino increases all forward movement by 2 spaces! The next time you die, the dino will die instead. |
 | Dino Mount All your forward movement is increased by 2 spaces! The next time you die, your dino will die instead. |
 | Disco Pants Whenever you move exactly 7 spaces, you dazzle all nearby players with your dancing skills. The affected players get Boogie Fever for 2 turns, causing them to be unable to move more than 7 spaces forward in a single movement. Dazzle radius: 7 spaces |
 | Diss Card: Death Kill someone in your next turn. |
 | Diss Card: Ensnare Permanently lower someone's Speed by 1 in your next turn. In rare cases it will even slow by 2! |
 | Diss Card: Knockback Knock someone back 3-20 spaces in your next turn. |
 | Diss Card: Shift Shift spaces with someone in your next turn. This item is insanely overpowered and insanely rare! |
 | Diss Card: Speed Exchange Exchange your Permanent Speed with someone in your next turn. This does not affect temporary Speed. |
 | Diss Card: Steal Monies This Diss Card can be used to steal up to 7-15 Rupees from someone in your next turn. |
 | Doge Much excite! Very doge! Give yourself and all players within 15 spaces of you something positive. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Dogecoin You can sell this instantly for 20 Rupees. Every turn its price goes up by 3 Rupees. |
 | Doggy Bag The next time you eat a Food item, put a copy of it inside this bag as leftovers. |
 | Donation Thermometer Donate Rupees to the thermo to unlock its goals! Whenever a goal is unlocked, all players get that goal's item! Goal 1: an item 20 Rupees Goal 2: an item 40 Rupees Donated: 0 / 40 When it's full, it will be Party Time for 10 rounds, giving all players +2 Speed! In addition, you will be able to design your very own item! |
 | Donor Card Whenever you die, you donate your organs to a random player, removing a random Disease from them and giving them a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. |
 | Donut Eat this tasty Donut to move 20-25 spaces forward! However, you will also become incapacitated for 1 turn and Denied for 3 turns. "Mmm... donuts!" |
 | Doom Doge Much horror! Very doom! Give all other players within 15 spaces of you something negative. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Doom Fungus Every 5 turns it will try to eat an item from your inventory. If it cannot eat any items, it will eat you instead. Turns left: 5 |
 | Doom Marieke Doll Passively inflicts all other players with -1 Speed and gives you a random Fungus item every 6 turns. Upon creation, she also casts the Doom Spell on all other players once. When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Doom Raccoon Order your Doom Raccoon to eat an item of another player or a specific item from your own inventory. If the target has no items or if the Doom Raccoon hasn't eaten in 8 turns, it will kill you and run away. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Doom Wisp Send your wisp to another player to harass them. Every 2 turns it will Curse them, cause their Food to rot away or make one of their items Unstable. The other player can chase the wisp away when they're dead or whenever they're able to use Ethereal items. The wisp then returns to you. Cooldown: 5 turns If the Doom Wisp is destroyed in any way, it explodes and affects all players in a 20 space radius with Fungal Doom. |
| Doom Wisp Every 2 turns this will Curse you, cause your Food to rot away or make an item Unstable. What a pest! Turns until harassment: 2 You can chase this wisp away when you're dead or whenever you're able to use Ethereal items. If the Doom Wisp is destroyed in any way, it explodes and affects all players in a 20 space radius with Fungal Doom. |
 | Doppelgänger Silently move this into another player's inventory, killing a random non-Passive Living item and taking its place. When that player tries to use the replaced Living item, the Doppelgänger kills them and goes away. Range: 10 spaces |
 | Double-Barreled Shitgun Shoot another nearby player 10-20 spaces back, incapacitate them and make them Very Stinky for 5 turns. This blast also affects all other players in a 5 space radius. Including yourself, so be careful! Range: 20 spaces Charges: 2 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Double-Barreled Shotgun Shoot another nearby player 10-20 spaces back and incapacitate them. This blast also affects all other players in a 5 space radius. Including yourself, so be careful! Range: 20 spaces Charges: 2 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Downie's Gift Open your gift to retrieve items from it! "Oy! The guys at F-Bolt ran out of ideas to make your inventory look spiffy for you, so they're compensating you with this rare batch of items instead! Get down to it, adventurer!" ~ Sincerely, a box-lover. <3 |
 | Dr Seuss' Alliterizing Mean Machine Transform an item into a random item with the same first letter. Then make it Delicious and Sparkling. Feed it a Living item to reset its cooldown! OM NOM NOM! Cooldown: 45 turns |
 | Dragon Balls It is said that those who obtain all the Dragon Balls will be granted a mighty wish. Whenever you kill a player holding Dragon Balls, you will steal one of them. |
 | Dragon Boots These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. Rush 13-16 spaces backward or forward. Anyone you move through catches on Fire. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Dragon Gloves Throw a fireball at a nearby player, causing them to be on Fire. Range: 15 spaces Charges: 4 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Dragon Shield Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Fire Immunity. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Dragon Wings Run 8-10 spaces forward and gain Dragonflight for 8 turns, granting you Floating. When this effect ends, you move another 8-10 spaces forward, instantly burning a random item of any player in your path. |
 | Dragonskin This piece of Dragonskin is extremely sturdy. You bet it can be used to craft an awesome piece of armor! |
 | Draught Of Living Death Drink this to die and gain Living Death for 9 turns. This effect grants you Ethereal Soul (allowing you to use items while dead) and teaches you a random feat every turn you spend dead. |
 | Dreamcatcher Whenever you spend a turn incapacitated, this gets charged with a random Spell. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Drunkard's Bar Knock a random player on the same space as you 4-6 spaces back. If you're Drunk, knock them 12-18 spaces back instead! |
 | Duct Tape Tape yourself to a player on your space. For 1 turn, whenever either of you moves, the other moves along. The tape also breaks after 50 spaces of movement. |
 | Duel Dissk Of Sick Burns Whenever you use a Diss Card on someone, you also give them a random Disease and set them on Fire. |
 | Dwarven Mining Pick Use this in rocky areas to dig up crystals, gems, stones or ores. Alternatively, destroy one of your own Frozen items. Cooldown: 1 turn Alternatively, throw it backward or forward to destroy one of the Frozen items of the first player it hits! Range: 15 spaces Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Dys & Downie Tag Team Tag Dys to create a wave of Downie's Gifts. Then tag Downie to inspect all the gifts, pick one for yourself and divide the others among all other players. The third charge is guaranteed to be... Legendary! Charges: 3 What happens when an ultimate supporter and an almighty developer join forces? The real answer...? Anything they set their mind to! |
 | Dys Action Figure Make a donation to Dys and he'll hack the game for you! Each reward can only be claimed once.
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 | Dys Malfunction Figure Take a 5 Rupee donation from Dys and he'll break the game for you! Each effect can only be triggered once and lasts 2 rounds.
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 | Dyson Sphere Activate this to draw upon the energy of the star captured inside. When activated, it recharges all your Energy items and effects to 100% every turn. After 6 turns, this explodes and kills all nearby players. Explosion radius: 25 spaces |
| Dyson Sphere Recharges all your Energy items and effects to 100% every turn. After 6 turns, this explodes and kills all nearby players. Explosion radius: 25 spaces Turns until explosion: 6 |
 | Eagle Scout Uniform You are a true Eagle Scout, proudly displaying your Fire Badge, Pioneer Badge, Survival Badge and Cooking Badge on your uniform. You always have 2 Eagle Scout skills. Whenever you use one, it is replaced with a random new one! There are 6 skills in total. |
 | Easy Button Press it! Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Egg Launcher Shoot some eggs in someone's face! The target will be Blinded and moves back 2-3 spaces. The closer you are to your target, the higher the chance they have to skip a turn. Range: 50 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Eighth Sphere Of Heaven Whenever you roll doubles, this is charged with 8 random Light Spells. You get to cast 3 of them. Cooldown: 2 turns O glorïose stelle, o lume pregno di gran virtù, dal quale io riconosco tutto, qual che si sia, il mio ingegno |
 | Electric Boogaloo Empower yourself with the pure energy of this Electric Boogaloo! Move 10 spaces forward, gain a +4 Speed Boost and Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity for 2 turns, lower all your cooldowns by 2 turns and restore 50% Energy to your Energy-based items and effects! You feel the rhythm in your feet in that dancy, groovy beat! |
 | Electric Eel Shock a player on your space, incapacitating them, lowering all their skill cooldowns by 3 and adding 25% Energy to their Energy-based items and effects. Alternatively eat this to move 2-3 spaces forward per charge left. Charges: 3 |
 | Elemental Essence This substance seems to be elemental potential in its purest form. Provided with the right stimulus, this essence may grant you the power to bend water, earth, fire or air... |
 | EMP Generator Disable all Energy based items and effects in a 25 space radius around you, reducing their Energy to 0. Affects the CD Player, Forcefield, Gallifreyan Time Watch, Lightsaber, Personal Forcefield, Phaser, Plasma Shield and Teleporter. |
 | Empowered Heroic Plush Downie Use the Teal Curtain's final ability! "The impossible is possible! All you have to do is make it so!" Chaotic Big Bang! - The words of encouragement start ringing through your head. Your life has come to this. Become a self-destructing hydrogen bomb, exploding instantaneously, killing everyone and removing all death blocking mechanics. After 5 turns, everyone receives a Downie's Gift! |
 | Enchiridion The Enchiridion, also known as the Hero's Manual, can be read to learn a random feat, after which you instantly cast Wormhole. When read, it will destroy itself and leave behind 5 Magic Crystals. |
 | Energy Drink Drink this to reset all your current skill cooldowns instantly. In addition, you gain a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. |
 | English Breakfast Eat your collection of British food to enjoy the perfect breakfast! Also, you will instantly win the game! |
 | Ethereal Dagger This Dagger is linked to the Netherworld. You can use it to stab another player to death on your space, but only if you are dead yourself! Charges: 5 |
 | Ethereal Gem Make an item Ethereal! Ethereal items can only be used while dead. This ghostly gem fades between our realm and the realm of the dead. It can be combined with several items to create special items. Although this item is Ethereal itself, it can be used on other items when you are alive! |
 | Ethereal Gloves These ghostly Gloves connect this world with the Netherworld. They passively allow you to use items when dead. Only works for items, not skills. Charges: 5 |
 | Evolution Stone Target a Living item in your inventory. Evolve it into a creature of your choice from a random selection of 4. Charges: 3 |
 | Exglitchibur Use this highly glitchy Sword to (usually) kill a random player on your space. Charges: 3 |
 | Explorer's Backpack Inside this backpack are 4 items. To collect them, you must travel the correct route. Whenever you're at the next location, you can retrieve the next item from the backpack. Step 1: Go to the next event to retrieve your next item from the backpack! |
 | Explosive Cigar Offer a nearby player an Explosive Cigar. In their next turn they smoke it, causing an explosion which ends their turn and incapacitates nearby players. Give range: 8 spaces Explode radius: 4 spaces |
 | Explosive Sheep Choose a direction for your Sheep. Once released it will hop 12-18 spaces in that direction each turn for 10 turns or until you let it explode. Explode radius: 12 spaces Kill radius: 0 spaces Noob warning: When you release the Sheep, it will be on your space. Blow it up too soon and you'll kill yourself! |
 | Extendo Fist Shoot your Extendo Fist backward or forward, knocking the first player in range 8-12 spaces away and incapacitating them. If you fail to hit a player, the fist comes back and hits you. Range: 5-7 spaces |
 | Eye Of The Dragon Passively grants Arcane Vision. |
 | Eye Of The Graeae Every turn you gaze into the future to see the event that is coming. You can choose to avoid it and get a random other event instead. The witch sisters Deino, Enyo and Pemphredo shared a single eye. With it, they could see past, present and future. Although they were powerful oracles, they would seldom offer their services voluntarily. |
 | Faerie Circle Every 3 turns this ring applies Faerie Fire to all enemies within 25 spaces of you. Faerie Fire causes their next movement forward to be cancelled. It also gives you Faerie Frost, which cancels your next move backward. Turns until trigger: 3 This ring bristles with ancient Fairy Magic! |
 | Fairy Crystal A Dark Wand can use this to charge it with Burden, Spellsteal, Liquidize or Laser. A Light Wand can use this to charge it with Energize, Mass Energize, Wormhole or Momentum. |
 | Fake Fake Turd Throw this at a nearby player, causing them to skip a turn. In addition, they will become Very Stinky for 5 turns, causing nearby players to run to a safe distance of at least 8 spaces during their Effects Phase. NOTE: This debuff may have some side-effects. You're very stinky after all. Range: 20 spaces |
| Fed Dino Mount All your forward movement is increased by 3 spaces! The next time you die, your dino will die instead. |
 | Festive Chicken What are you doing reading this tooltip?! Cluck, cluck, click me! The BGO Team wishes you a Merry Easter/Christmas! |
 | Festive Present This is a carefully wrapped present. Give it to another player or open it to see what's inside. |
 | Fighter's Gi Put on your Fighter's Gi to gain three powerful skills as well as Death Immunity for 3 turns. You will lose these skills next time you die. |
 | Filled Food Bowl And now we wait. Hopefully this will attract a cool pet! It holds some food. |
 | Filled Soulstone Use this to revive a player. |
 | Filthsucker Suck away a random Disease from someone. |
 | Finity Gauntlet Insert Magic Crystals to get a random positive effect. When each of the 5 crystals has been inserted, the Gauntlet gains a set of powerful abilities! |
 | Fire Foliot Set someone on Fire. "A Foliot is cut-price Djinni." ~Bartimaeus |
 | Fire Opal Use the power of this Fire Opal to make an item Fireproof! Fireproof items don't burn. |
 | Fireflies Give a player vision in the dark for 15 turns. Alternatively, thaw all of a player's Frozen items! |
 | Fireworks Launch fireworks above a chosen space. They will explode high in the sky, creating a fantastic spectacle! Then 10 seconds later the pyrotechnic stars will fall down to the ground and light nearby players on Fire. Range: 20 Spaces Radius: 15 Spaces |
 | First AIDS Kit Remove Bleeding and all Diseases from a player. Then give that player AIDS. |
 | Fish Whack a random player on your space 3-5 spaces forward! If there's no player on your space, you will eat the Fish and move 3-5 spaces forward. It appears to be a large trout. |
 | Fish & Chips Eat this to move 30-35 spaces forward! However, you will receive a -4 Slow for 2 turns. Fatty! |
 | Fishing Pole Use this when there's fishable water nearby to catch a fish. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Fishlock Shoot another player. If they died, you also steal 6-9 Rupees from them and you gain Fish Dish Wish for 12 turns, increasing movement from eating Fish by 6 spaces. Min Range: 10 spaces Max Range: 30 spaces |
 | Fizzgig Whenever other players are within 5 spaces of you in your Effects Phase, your Fizzgig will chase them to exactly 5 spaces from you. Whenever someone uses a melee attack on you, your Fizzgig will bite them, chasing them 1 space back and making them Bleed for 2 turns. |
 | Flamethrower Use the Flamethrower to shoot flames back or forward, setting all players within its range on Fire for 2 turns. Range: 10 spaces. |
 | Flaming Bow Shoot a flaming arrow up a butt. Sets your target on Fire. Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Flask Of Mojo Gain an incredible amount of Mojo for 15 turns! You'll become a sexual conquistador who is always successful in the Brothel! |
 | Fleshlight Passively grants vision in the dark. Pleasure yourself to gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. If you have any STDs, your Fleshlight becomes infected with them and can then be used as a throwable explosive, otherwise it goes on cooldown. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Flintlock Shoot another player. If they died, you also steal 6-9 Rupees from them. Min Range: 10 spaces Max Range: 30 spaces |
 | Flowing Ring Passively grants Flow Of Magic, causing you to move 3 spaces forward whenever you cast a Spell. |
 | Fluffy Glibbo Glibbos don't like being alone. When this Glibbo spends 2 turns without any other Living items in your inventory, it will glitch a random Living item into existence, giving it a random Enchantment and sometimes a random extra item Category. |
 | Fluffy Gobbo Gobbos don't like being alone. When this Gobbo spends 6 turns without any other Gobbos in your inventory, it will call a Fuzzy Gobbo! |
 | Flying Carpet Pour a liquid onto the carpet to fly 7-9 spaces forward. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Food Bowl Put some Food in your bowl and you might attract a pet! |
 | Fortune Cookie Eat this to move 2-4 spaces forward and find a special message inside! |
 | Fossil It's a nicely preserved fossil of a living creature. Maybe you should revive it with magic! |
 | Four-Leaf Clover Ooo, how lucky! Let's hold on to this! |
 | Freakachu Holy shit! This Freakachu is sizzling with power! Command it to unleash its Thundering Doom attack on another player! Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Free Drink Give this to someone within a 5 space radius. The target will fall asleep and become incapacitated. You will move to the target's space. Any STDs you and the target have will be shared. "Hey baby! Next drink's on me!" |
 | Free Shavacadoo Eat this to move 2-4 spaces forward, granting you Superfood for 9 turns. Superfood grants +2 Speed and removes a random Disease or Poison every 3 turns. |
 | Freeze Ray Root a player for 1 turn and Freeze 3 random items in their inventory for 5 turns. Cooldown: 12 turns |
 | French Fries Eat these fries to move 15-20 spaces forward! However, you will also receive a -4 Slow for 2 turns. Because you're a fatty! |
 | Freudian Slippers These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. Walk 5-7 spaces backward or forward, trying to learn a random learnable feat from each living player you move through. Cooldown: 11 turns |
 | Friar's Buffer Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Chastity & Patience. Chastity: Any attempts by an enemy player to have sex with you are negated and the enemy is incapacitated instead. Patience: You have a 5% chance to negate targeted Dark Spells and incapacitate the caster. Every turn you keep this shield raised, this chance increases by 5%. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Fridge Bot Lock Fridge-bot on another player. It will move into their inventory, Freezing a random Food item for 5 turns every 3 turns. |
 | Fridge Fairy Feed the fairy to charge her with a random Light Spell. After it's been cast, she'll be charged with a random Dark Spell. If you fail to feed her for 10 turns, she'll incapacitate you and leave. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Friendtasm Generates a Spell Shield every 10 turns. Whenever a Spell Shield wears off without absorbing a Spell, your Friendtasm will give you a random positive effect. Turns until Spell Shield: 10 |
 | Frigid Fairy Freeze one of your items for 4 turns. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Frost Mine Bury this on the space you are standing on. You can activate it later to detonate it, causing an explosion that Freezes 6 items for 4 turns for all affected players. Explosion radius: 15 spaces. |
 | Frost Mine Activator Detonate your buried Frost Mine! Players affected by the explosion will have 6 of their items Frozen for 4 turn. Explosion radius: 15 spaces. |
 | Frostclaw Give someone Demonic Frost, causing -5 Speed for 2 turns. |
 | Frostfire Archfiend Whenever you summon a Demon, enchant it with Fireproof and Frostproof. Charges: 10 |
 | Frostfire Figurine Passively causes Fire to prioritize Frozen items in your inventory. |
 | Frostmourne Kill a random player on your space. If that player died, drain their spirit to permanently lower Frostmourne's cooldown by 1 turn. Cooldown: 7 turns "Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal. Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit." |
 | Frosty Bow Shoot a frosty arrow up a butt. Freezes a random item in target's inventory for 3 turns. Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Fruit Bat Reveal all fruit items in another player's inventory. Steal one of them. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Fruity Bow Shoot a fruity arrow in someone's mouth, forcing them to eat a random piece of fruit! Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Frying Pan Whenever a Food item in your inventory burns, it doesn't get destroyed, but instead becomes Delicious. If it already was Delicious, it burns. You can also smack someone on your space 2 spaces back and incapacitate them. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Funereal Dusky-Wing Butterfly When you die, this gives you Ethereal Soul for 1 turn, allowing you to use items while dead. Use this Butterfly to cast a random targeted Dark Spell on a player. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Fungal Bow Shoot a fungal arrow up a butt, infecting them with Funeral Fungus for 1 turn. If they die with this effect, they get a Creeping Fungus! Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Funny Fungus Eat this to move 4-5 spaces forward and gain Fungal Fun for 5 turns. Every turn you will tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn. Oh my! You're such a fun guy! |
 | Furry Glibbo Glibbos don't like being alone. When this Glibbo spends 2 turns without any other Living items in your inventory, it will glitch a random Living item into existence, giving it a random Enchantment and sometimes a random extra item Category. |
 | Furry Gobbo Gobbos don't like being alone. When this Gobbo spends 6 turns without any other Gobbos in your inventory, it will call a Fluffy Gobbo! |
 | Fursfield Generator Destroy a Living item to gain a Fursfield for 5 turns, granting you Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity. Cooldown: 8 turns "THIS TECH IS HELLA GAY!" |
 | Fuzzy Cuffs Cuff a random living player on your space to Disarm them for 2 turns, then have sex with them. Having sex with a Cuffed player gives you Mojo for 5 turns. |
 | Fuzzy Glibbo Glibbos don't like being alone. When this Glibbo spends 2 turns without any other Living items in your inventory, it will glitch a random Living item into existence, giving it a random Enchantment and sometimes a random extra item Category. |
 | Fuzzy Gobbo Gobbos don't like being alone. When this Gobbo spends 6 turns without any other Gobbos in your inventory, it will call a Furry Gobbo! |
 | Gallifreyan Time Watch Travel to an era of your choice! Energy cost: 20% |
 | Gandiva Strike a target with an arrow, causing the target to become incapacitated and players in a 15 space radius around the impact to be knocked away 2-4 spaces. Minimum Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 5 turns Created by Hindu god Brahma, this bow was wielded by the famous hero Arjuna. Its arrows are inexhaustible, ignore shields and strike with the force of thunder! |
 | Gasoline Turn an item Highly Flammable, causing that item to burn first when you are on Fire. Charges: 3 |
 | Gator-ade Drink this sports drink to become Coldblooded for 12 turns. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, all your Skill cooldowns are reduced by an additional 5 turns. Whenever you receive a Frost effect, the duration is doubled. |
 | Gaulish Magic Potion Drink this to gain the Gaulish Invincibility effect for 3 turns, which grants Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity, Death Immunity, Root Immunity and Disarm Immunity. |
 | Gem Elixir Drink this to complete your quest! |
 | Genesis Device Throw the Genesis Device to a nearby space, causing all living players within a 10 space radius to die and dead players to revive. Throw range: 8 spaces Effect radius: 10 spaces |
 | Genetic Resequencer Scramble your DNA to remove a Race of your choice from yourself and grant you a random new Race. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Get Out Of Jail Free Card Remove Skip-A-Turn, Incapacitation and Disarmed from yourself. This card can be used while Incapacitated or Disarmed. |
 | GHB Eat this to move 1 space forward and become incapacitated. Alternatively, throw it into a Drink to create a Free Drink. |
 | Ghost Costume Scare all players within 2 spaces of you 5 spaces back. Cooldown: 3 turns "Boo!" |
 | Ghost Princess Pick a Spell to cast. You get a number of choices equal to half of her Inner Light. Inner Light: 10 Cooldown: 2 turns Whenever you cast a Dark Spell, are hit by a Dark Spell or die, her Inner Light will be reduced. When her Inner Light finally runs out, she will prepare a random Ancient Spell. |
 | Giant Iron Screw A bright blue light keeps blinking and the screw tries to hop out of your inventory, as if it's... alive? Give it Mechanical or Magnetic items so that whatever it is can reconstruct itself. Reconstruction progress: 0% |
| Giant Iron Screw A bright blue light keeps blinking and the screw tries to hop out of your inventory, as if it's... alive? It is currently busy reconstructing itself. Reconstruction progress: 0% |
 | Gimp Suit Whenever someone hits you with a melee attack, the abuse will cause you immense sexual pleasure and you'll gain a random positive effect. This also counts as having sex. |
 | Glass Of Milk Drink this to remove a random Poison from yourself. |
 | Glibbo King His royal glitchiness will grant you a Glitch every turn. Such a benevolent king! "People far and wide had... honestly never heard of King Glitcheon the Defector. But if they had, they would surely have feared him for his name alone." |
 | Glitch Every turn this item glitches and takes on a random category from the following: Food, Jewelry, Living and Mechanical. In addition, some Enchantments randomly turn on and off: Delicious, Fireproof, Frostproof, Sparkling and Soulbound. You can stabilize this item, transforming it into a random item of its current category. It'll keep its random Enchantments. |
 | Glitch Glock Turn one of your Food, Jewelry, Living or Mechanical items into a random item of the same category. Alternatively, zap another player to do this to one of their items. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Glitchade Throw this to cause an explosion, knocking players hit by the explosion either towards or away from the impact and giving them a random effect. Players hit by the explosion also have 1-4 items transform into random items. Throw range: 20 spaces Deviation: 3 spaces Kill radius: 0-2 spaces Explode radius: 8-16 spaces |
 | Glitchieke Doll Passively grants Itchy Glitchy, which gives a random item a random Enchantment or category every turn and gives you a Glitch every 3 turns. After 12 turns, Glitchieke glitches out completely, transforming herself into a random item with random Enchantments and possibly altered categories. This doesn't cause Wrath Of The Admin. When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Glitcho Glasses Use the Glitcho Glasses during another player's turn. You will completely take over the rest of their turn as if it were your own. |
 | Glove Of Love Violently (but in the name of love) fist a random living player on your space, incapacitating them and causing them to Bleed for 3 turns. Both of you gain Mojo for 3 turns. Charges: 5 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Gloves These basic Gloves serve no use. They look kinda stylish, I guess. And you could combine them with certain items to create special Gloves! |
 | Glue Mine Bury this on the space you are standing on. You can activate it later to detonate it, causing an explosion that causes players in a 15 space radius to become Rooted for 1 turn, preventing all movement. Explosion radius: 15 spaces. |
 | Glue Mine Activator Detonate your buried Glue Mine! Players affected by the explosion become Rooted for 1 turn, preventing all movement. Explosion radius: 15 spaces. |
 | Gnome Feed a Food item to a Living item, resetting its cooldown. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Gnomish Mini Mage Order your Mini Mage to observe the Spells you cast until your next turn. After that, you can order him to re-cast all those Spells with the same targets. Max Spells: 5 Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Go-Kart Passively uses 5% Gas per turn to move you 2 spaces forward. Spend 10% Gas to use a skill:
Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Goat Scream at a player within 15 spaces of you, causing them to skip a turn and Silencing them for 2 turns. Alternatively, use your Bucket on the Goat to receive a Glass Of Milk. Cooldown: 9 turns |
 | Gobbo King His royal cuteness will grant you a handy utensil every 4 turns. Such a benevolent king! "People far and wide had heard of King Rufus the Intolerant and feared him for his name alone." |
 | Golden Egg This will hatch in 3 turns! The creature that hatches from this will be Sparkling! |
 | Golden Goose Feed this a Food item to make it lay a Golden Egg. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Golden Ring Of King Midas Grants 2 Rupees per turn and Roll Streak Riches: You gain 5-8 Rupees whenever you have a Roll Streak. This ring was once a prized possession of the cursed king Midas. It's rumored to still hold some of its master's magic power. |
 | Golden Super Soaker Whenever you drink something, give your Golden Super Soaker a charge 2 turns later. Shoot a nearby other player, knocking them 6-12 spaces back, dousing their Fire and making them Very Stinky for 4 turns. Range: 40 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Golden Wedding Ring Propose marriage to another player in your next turn. Players who are attracted to your gender can not refuse. Until death do us part... |
 | Goldfiend Steal 6 Rupees from someone. |
 | Goldfish Eat this to move 3-6 spaces forward. It's so shiny! It must be worth a fortune! |
 | Goth Marieke Doll Passively grants Gothic Gloom, which gives -1 Speed and a random Minor Curse every 6 turns. You can give two Jewelry items to Goth Marieke to turn her back into Marieke again. When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Gourmet's Loot Crate Open it to find 4 random Food items inside! |
 | Grapes Eat a grape to move 1 space forward. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Grarrg Plush This lively, little orange dinosaur plush comes with a mighty roar! You can pet it to make it perform a random roar:
Cooldown: 6 turns "GRAAARRG!" |
 | Grasping Tentacle Root another nearby player. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Gray Dragon The scales of this Gray Dragon feel like they're draining the energy of everything around it. He passively grants you Spell Immunity. Whenever you're the target of a Spell, this Dragon gains 1 Magic Essence. At your command, he will absorb a chosen Magic effect from a player to gain 1 Magic Essence. Alternatively, use 1 Magic Essence to fly 3-6 spaces forward. Magic Essence: 0 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Gray Dragon Egg When you are on Fire, this Gray Dragon Egg will hatch into a Gray Dragonling. |
 | Gray Dragonling The scales of this Gray Dragonling feel like they're draining the energy of everything around it. He passively grants you Spell Immunity. Whenever you're the target of a Spell, this Dragonling's lifespan is increased by 4-6 turns. At your command, he will remove a chosen Magic effect from a player. Cooldown: 2 turns Dragonlings grow up and leave their nest after 8 to 14 turns. |
 | Green Dragon Egg When you are on Fire, this Green Dragon Egg will hatch into a Green Dragonling. |
 | Green Dragonling The scales of this Green Dragonling are teeming with life. She passively grants you Poison Immunity. At your command, she will inject someone with Delusion Poison! Cooldown: 4 turns Dragonlings grow up and leave their nest after 8 to 14 turns. |
 | Green Mushroom The Green Mushroom is an extra life, automatically reviving you if you are dead in the Effects Phase of your turn. |
 | Green Turtle Shell Can be kicked backward or forward. It will move 15 spaces instantly and every round until it hits someone, incapacitating them. |
 | Grimoire This forgotten Grimoire holds a selection of 3 Ancient Spells, but it is bound by a Dark and a Light seal. Break the seals so you can choose 1 Spell to cast. |
 | Gubraithian Fire Set a player on your space on Fire. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Guinness Drink this to become Drunk for 4 turns. You also gain The Black Stuff, which grants you +2 Speed. This effect wears off when your Drunk effect wears off. Whenever you attack another player with a basic melee weapon while you have The Black Stuff, you drink another pint of Guinness. |
 | Guitar Play a chord to create a powerful sound wave in a radius of 6 spaces around you, knocking all living players it hits 3-5 spaces away and Silencing them for 2 turns. Cooldown: 3 turns Charges: 6 When the Guitar is out of charges, you can use it to smash it on a random living player's head on your space, incapacitating them and Silencing them for 4 turns. This is such a sweet guitar! You're gonna call her Hailey! |
 | Gun Shoot someone in your next turn, forcing them to run away. |
 | Halberd Swing your Halberd around, killing all players standing exactly 3 spaces away from you and pulling them onto your space. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Halle Berries Eat these to move 2-3 spaces forward and gain a random Halle Berry power for 6 turns! |
 | Hamburger Oh man... this Hamburger is so damn good! Move a fucking 14-18 spaces forward eating this tasty motherfucker! |
 | Hammer Whack a random player on your space 6-9 spaces back. Has infinite charges. |
 | Hammer Of Hephaestus Passively makes all your Mechanical items Fireproof. Reforge a Mechanical item into a random new one. Cooldown: 3 turns Alternatively, destroy a non-Mechanical Living item to create 2 Mechanical Duplicate copies of it. Duplicate items don't count towards the rule that you can only have one of each item. Cooldown: 6 turns Hephaestus, God of Smithing, crafted his weapons in the heart of a volcano. Ruthlessly obsessed with building mechanical automatons, he had little regard for mortal life. |
 | Hammerhead Shark Whack a random other player on your space 7-10 spaces back. If no one is on your space, you eat it and move 5-8 spaces forward. |
 | Hand Buzzer Shock another player within 1 space of you, causing them to skip a turn. If already skipping a turn, they become incapacitated. If already incapacitated, it has a 50% chance to kill them! Charges: 3 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Hand Grenade Throw this to cause an explosion, knocking players hit by the explosion away from the impact and causing them to skip a turn. Players on the exact space of impact die. Throw range: 20 spaces Throw deviation: 3 spaces Explode radius: 8 spaces Kill radius: 0 spaces |
 | Handegg Get the Handegg past space X to get it to hatch! Upon hatching, you will gain a random Living item and all your team members will get a random positive effect. Melee attacks against you cause the attacker to steal the Handegg! Throw the Handegg to a nearby player! Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Happy Crystal A Dark Wand can use this to charge it with Weaponize, Curse Of Relativity or Detonation. A Light Wand can use this to charge it with Acceleration, Scales Of Justice, Cards Of Fate or Wealth. |
 | Happy Little Tree This happy little tree has a dream in its heart: to help you out wherever it can. |
 | Harpoon Shoot your Harpoon back or forward. If it hits a player, you will kill them and pull yourself towards them, ending up 1 space away from them. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Haunted Chain Mail Give this to another player within 2 spaces of you, also increasing its cooldown by 1 permanently. If you hold this for 5 turns in a row, you get a random Curse. If you hold this for 13 turns in a row, it will remove all your death blockers and kill you! When destroyed, this casts Doom on you. Time until Curse: 0 / 5 Time until Death: 0 / 13 Cooldown: 0 turns |
 | Heart Of The BGO Slut Whenever you have sex, add a Flame Of Seduction to the heart, up to a max of 5 flames. Use this to have sex with a random player on your space, exchanging STDs in the process. Cooldown: 5 turns When the heart has 5 Flames Of Seduction, you can sacrifice the heart to be able to choose a powerful donator-designed item from a random selection of 4 items. |
 | Heart Of The Dark God This heart still beats, producing an ominous mist. Every 5 turns a group of 5 random creatures will step forth from this mist. These creatures are all Unstable, causing them to fade away after 2 turns. Turns left: 5 |
 | Helicopter Controller Order your Helicopter to drop hot sticky loads onto all players in a 5 space radius, setting them on Fire for 2 turns. It then returns to you to recharge. Current space: 0 Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Hellpriest Revive someone. "Who wants to hear some ghost puns?" "YEAH!" "That's the spirit!" |
 | Hellrusher Give someone Demonic Rush, granting +3 Speed for 3 turns. |
 | Helm Of Hades While Invisible, your helm also makes you Sneaky and your melee attacks cannot be blocked or evaded. Whenever you cast a Dark Spell, you become Invisible for 15 seconds. Invisibility makes you Untargetable. Forged by the Cyclopes after they were freed from the earth, this helm gave Hades the power of invisibility. Such power was instrumental for the Olympians to overthrow the Titans during the Titanomachy. Hades now forever serves as the Titans' warden in the depths of the Underworld. |
 | Heroic Plush Downie Use one of the Teal Curtain's abilities. "The impossible is possible! All you have to do is make it so!" Smash! - Jump 10 spaces in a chosen direction. Any player on your landing space will be knocked 20-30 spaces back. However, you'll be incapacitated! Splashdown! - Fly 10-20 spaces forward and incapacitate all other players within 20 spaces of the landing space. However, you'll be Rooted for 1 turn and slowed by -6 for 4 turns. Snap! - Unleash a cold wind in a chosen direction. Anyone within 25 spaces will have 8 items Frozen for 6 turns. However, you'll be Disarmed for 4 turns. Cooldown: 4 turns Using an ability changes this into the Plush Downie! |
 | Hidden Chameleon Click it quickly before it steals your stuff! Ssssshhhhh... don't mind me. I'm just trying to steal your stuff. |
 | Hofud Kill a random player on your space. This sword ignores shields. When you hit someone, the sword becomes Transdimensional and opens 5 rifts in space within 25 spaces around you. You can choose to teleport to one of these spaces. Cooldown: 1 turn This is the transdimensional sword of the Norse god Heimdall. It can rip through the fabric of space, opening rifts between worlds! |
 | Holly's Thicc Booty Passively grants you Mojo.
Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Holy Hammer Whack a random player on your space 18-27 spaces back. Has infinite charges. |
 | Holy Hand Grenade Throw this to cause a huge explosion, knocking players hit by the explosion far away from the impact and causing them to skip a turn. Players close to the space of impact die. Throw range: 30 spaces Throw deviation: 3 spaces Explode radius: 15 spaces Kill radius: 2 spaces |
 | Holy Moly Eat this to move 2 spaces forward and gain Dark Spell Immunity for 7 turns. |
 | Holy Spirit Revive all dead players instantly, then cast that many random Light Spells which try to target you. |
 | Holy Water Drink this to instantly remove all Curses from you. How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it! |
 | Home Run Bat Swing this backward or forward, hitting all players on that space next to you. All players hit are knocked 15-18 spaces away from you, become incapacitated and lose a random learned feat. Players hit have a 25% chance to get their head smashed right off, causing them to die. Cooldown: 8 turns "Hearing that sweet crack of the bat feels great!" |
 | Homing Pigeon Choose a location behind you. Instantly move to a random space within 2 spaces of that location. Range: 100 spaces Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Honeycomb This Honeycomb is dripping with sweet honey! Eat it to move 8 spaces forward. |
 | Hookshot Shoot a grappling hook backward or forward. If it hits a player, you will pull yourself towards them, ending up 1 space away from them. Charges: 3 Range: 12 spaces |
 | Hop Hops Become Drunk for 2 turns and gain Hop Hops for 5 turns, causing you to hop 2 spaces forward every turn for the duration. |
 | Horcrucifix Each time you kill a player, the Horcrucifix will enchant a random other item in your inventory to become a Horcrux. A Horcrux will revive you if you are dead during your Effects Phase, destroying itself. If you have multiple Horcruxes, only one will trigger. Whenever one of your Horcruxes is removed from the game, you will receive a -2 Slow for 3 turns. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Horn Click to honk the Horn! Charges: 3 |
 | Hornbeast Ride someone 8 spaces forward. |
 | Hot Dog Eat this to move 4-7 spaces forward and gain a random positive effect. |
 | Hot Doge Take a bite from your best friend to move 4-7 spaces forward and gain a random positive effect. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Hot Potato Hot hot hot! Quickly, throw this to another nearby player! If you hold it in your inventory, it'll set you on Fire every 4 turns! Range: 15 spaces Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Human Brain Eat this to move 2-4 spaces forward and learn a random Feat. People say that nuts and bananas are brain food. That's nonsense. Brains are brain food! |
 | Hungry Bookworm This eats a random Book or Scroll every 7 turns. If it cannot eat anything, it'll starve. Eating again in 7 turns! |
 | Hwacha Use a source of fire to light the fuse and fire 12 Singijeon rockets towards a space. Min Range: 10 Spaces Max Range: 50 Spaces Deviation: 10 Spaces Kill Radius: 0 Spaces Explode Radius: 2 Spaces |
| Hwacha Fire 12 Singijeon rockets towards a space. Min Range: 10 Spaces Max Range: 50 Spaces Deviation: 10 Spaces Kill Radius: 0 Spaces Explode Radius: 2 Spaces |
 | Hydra Breathe a powerful poison breath back or forward, applying a Deadly Poison which kills nearby players after 3 turns. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 10 spaces Charges: 3 Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Hypno Glasses Use these during another player's turn. You will then be able to take over 1 turn action for that player. |
 | Hypnotoad Use this during another player's turn. You will then be able to take over 1 event action for that player. If used during your own turn, you eat it and move 3-5 spaces forward. |
 | Ibuki Gourd Passively grants you +1 Speed whenever you're Drunk. Drink the Saké inside to become Drunk for 4 turns. Your next melee attack becomes empowered, incapacitating the target even if the attack was blocked. The Ibuki Gourd refills itself after 10 turns or when you fill it up with a Bucket Of Water. |
 | Ice Cream Eat this to move 2-3 spaces forward and douse your Fire! Also gives you Cold Head for 6 turns. If you eat another Ice Cream while you have Cold Head, you get a Brain Freeze, causing you to become Silenced for 6 turns. |
 | Ice Sculpting Saw Turn a Frozen item into a random Mechanical item! Of course that's how it works! Engineering, baby! |
 | ICE-Bot Steal a Living item from a nearby player and Freeze it for 6 turns. When it thaws in your inventory or when the ICE-Bot is removed from the game, the item is returned to its owner. Range: 20 spaces Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Ichthys Eat this to move 2-12 spaces forward and gain Ethereal Soul and Ethereal Heart permanently, allowing you to use non-Ethereal items while dead and Ethereal items while alive. |
 | Immortality Field Generator Create an Immortality Field on your current space. For 8 rounds, it'll revive all dead players in a 25 space radius every round. |
 | Improbability Device Use this to make something highly improbable happen in your next turn. Alternatively, transform an item into something random. |
 | Improbaglitchity Device Activate the device to mark up to 5 random items. When you use the activated device, the marked items will glitch and transform into random new items. For 20 seconds, you can re-activate this device to make the marked items glitch again. After 20 seconds or after 5 uses, the device will stop working. |
 | Incubated Shapeshifter's Egg A specific creature will hatch from this in 5 turns! |
 | Infected Dildo Stick your Infected Dildo up a random player's pooper on your space, infecting them with its STDs. If there is no other player on your space, you will stick it up your own ass. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Infected Fleshlight Passively grants vision in the dark. Throw this at a nearby space, causing all nearby players to become incapacitated and infected with STDs. Throw range: 20 spaces Explosion radius: 10 spaces |
 | Infernal Overseer Whenever you die, sacrifice a random Lesser Demon to block the death. Charges: 2 |
 | Inflatable Egg This Inflatable Egg can hatch when its cooldown is over. You're not exactly sure how this makes sense, but you don't care enough to doubt it. |
 | Inflatable Female Crocodile Passively protects you from drowning. She seems lonely. |
 | Inflatable Male Crocodile Passively protects you from drowning. He seems classy, but lonely. |
 | Instability Device Transform an item into a random other item. This new item will be Unstable, causing it to fade away after 5 turns. When you have transformed an item, you can use this device for 30 seconds or until it runs out of charges. Afterwards, it will fade away. Charges: 20 |
 | Instant Meal Powder Just add water to create a healthy meal! Comes in three different flavors! Choices: 3 |
 | Interdimensional Fart Turn an item into a Lump Of Gold, which can be sold at the Pawn Shop for 20 Rupees. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Interdimensional Portal Gun Travel to a nearby space. You'll end up within 3 spaces of the chosen location. In your next turn you'll travel to a random dimension. Cooldown: 8 turns Range: 15 spaces |
 | Investi-gator Discover 3 items in another player's inventory. You can choose to steal one. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Invisibility Potion Drink this to become Invisible for 15 seconds. While Invisible you cannot be targeted. |
 | Iron Coin Use this coin to visit the capital of your House. "Valar Morghulis." |
 | Iron Helmet The first time you get incapacitated, block it. The second time you get incapacitated, skip a turn instead. |
 | Jackhammer Drill the fuck out of a random player on your space, knocking them 2-4 spaces back and destroying their Shield. If the Shield was upgraded, the Jackhammer is also destroyed. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Jalapenos Turn a Food item Spicy. After eating a Spicy item you set yourself and all players within 6 spaces of you on Fire. Eating a Spicy item when you are already on Fire causes you to die instead. Charges: 3 |
 | Jar Of Ants Give a random other player on your space Ants In Your Pants for 6 turns, moving them back 1-2 spaces every turn. Whenever they move 12 or more spaces at once, the ants bite them and give them Painful Poison for 2 turns, making them roll with a single die. Be careful! If this bottle gets destroyed, you'll get ants in your own pants! |
 | Jason's Mask Put on Jason's Mask to become a nearly unstoppable serial killer! While wearing it, you'll be Denied, block the next 3 deaths and gain 3 powerful skills. Each death will only make you more relentless:
If you finally die, you get Jason's Defeat for 13 turns, making you Denied and giving you a -6 Slow. This duration is lowered for every kill you made. |
 | Jewel Juicer Destroy a Jewel to decrease all your item and skill cooldowns by 3 turns. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Jewel Shield Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Jeweled Protection. While Jeweled Protection is active, Sword and Arrow hits against you will give you a random Magic Crystal. Cooldown: 2 turns Alternatively insert a Magic Crystal into the Jewel Shield to gain Fire Immunity, Frost Immunity and Poison Immunity for 3 turns. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Jewelizer Transform any item into a random Jewel for just 3 Rupees! Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Jinxed Jewel Of Anxiety Whenever you are within 3 spaces of another player during your Effects Phase, you run 6 spaces back. |
 | Jinxed Jewel Of Death If you keep this item in your inventory for 8 turns in a row, it kills you and disappears. |
 | Jinxed Jewel Of Encumberment Whenever you carry 12 or more items during your Effects Phase, there's a 50% chance a random item will be destroyed. |
 | Jinxed Jewel Of Hellfire Whenever you die, you are set on Fire. |
 | Jinxed Jewel Of Hypothermia Every turn, if any of your items are Frozen, you'll gain Demonic Frost for 1 turn, giving you -5 Speed. |
 | Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence You cannot properly engage in sexual activity. |
 | Kangaroo Jump 7 spaces forward, then incapacitate anyone standing 1 space in front of you. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Katana Kill a random player on your space. If they didn't die, swing your Katana around you, killing all players in a 2 space radius around you, but not on your own space. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Ketchup Put some Ketchup on a Food item to make it Delicious! Charges: 3 Delicious Food moves you forward an additional 3 spaces and counts as 2 Food items for the Hungry Games! "It's vegan AND delicious? Inform the president!" |
 | Khakkhara Knock a random player on your space 8-10 spaces back. Alternatively, stab a random player exactly 3 spaces away from you to make them skip a turn and cause them to Bleed for 3 turns. Whenever you attack someone with your Khakkhara, all players in a 10 space radius give you 1-3 Rupees. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Kidnapping Tentacle Pull a nearby player to your space. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Killer Rabbit Of Caerbannog Release the rabbit to kill yourself and all nearby players! Radius: 10 spaces Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Knitted Bunny Pet your Knitted Bunny to gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Koala Order your Koala to piss on a nearby player, making them Very Stinky for 4 turns and giving them a decent chance to become infected with Chlamydia. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Kris Of Empu Gandring Kill a target within the weapon's range and curse them with Curse Of The Kris, causing them to die the next time they kill a player. The range of this item is 0 spaces, but increases by 1-2 spaces every turn that it is not used to attack another player. When used to attack someone, the range is reduced by 10. After 6 kills or when the range reaches 25 spaces, the Kris kills you and disappears. Cooldown: 1 turn This legendary Kris from Java was crafted by Empu Gandring, the old blacksmith. He cursed the weapon when Ken Arok kept insisting that the blacksmith should finish the weapon more quickly. |
 | Kronos' Sickle Swing the sickle around, hitting all living players in a 5 space radius around you, causing them to skip a turn. Male players will be castrated and turned into female players, also causing incapacitation. Additionally, up to 5 random item and skill cooldowns are decreased by 1 turn for you. Cooldown: 3 turns Used by Kronos to castrate his father Uranos. Later, when he became the god of time, he empowered it with his newfound magic. |
 | Kulu-Ya-Ku Give your Kulu-Ya-Ku an object, granting it the ability to jump towards nearby players to incapacitate them. Each object grants the Kulu-Ya-Ku 2 charges. Alternatively, feed your Kulu-Ya-Ku and it'll dig up a rock to incapacitate players with. When this rock breaks after 2 hits, there's a chance it'll contain something useful. Range: 5 Spaces Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Kulu-Ya-Ku Order your Kulu-Ya-Ku to incapacitate a nearby player by smacking them in the head with his object. Charges: 2 Range: 5 Spaces Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Lager Of Learning Become Drunk for 2 turns. You also pass out, becoming incapacitated. When you wake up, you will have learned a random feat. |
 | Lance Pick up your Lance and get ready to joust. With your next movement, you'll attack the first player on your path, performing a melee attack on them based on the distance you moved to reach them.
Cooldown: 4 turns "Even though I'm a knight, I don't really use my lance a lot." |
 | Lasso Pull a nearby player to your space. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Lavellan Order your Lavellan to spit a mixture of 2 random Poisons at a nearby target. Range: 25 spaces Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Lean Mean Caffeine Machine Need a caffeine fix? You found the right item! Choose your favorite beverage, insert some Rupees and PRESTO! A steaming hot drink! Be careful though: she doesn't always get your order right! Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Leeching Tentacle Cause another nearby player to Bleed for 3 turns and remove a random Disease from yourself. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Lemon Eat this vitamin-packed Lemon to move 2-3 spaces forward and remove 1 random Disease! |
 | Lewdoo Doll Take a good look at a player within 5 spaces of you and then make your Lewdoo Doll look like them. When it gets fucked, the player it resembles will also get fucked. |
 | Lewdoo Doll Fuck a player. Any STDs you and them have will be shared... somehow. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Ley Prism The next Spell that is targeted at you will be redirected to up to 2 random other targets. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Libido Fiend Assault a player's mouth, causing them to become Unable To Eat Or Drink and Silenced for 2 turns. |
 | Library Card Use this to visit Sasha Lore's Mobile Library. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Light Orb This Orb has been charged with light magic. It can now be used to cast a Spell. Charge this Orb again to create a Shimmering Orb. Charged with a Light Spell |
 | Light Staff This Staff has been charged with powerful light magic. It can permanently be used to cast a Spell every 9 turns. Charged with a Light Spell |
 | Light Wand This can hold powerful light magic. Charge it at the Magic Shop or with a Magic Crystal. |
 | Lightning Rod Passively nullifies the next targeted Dark or Light Spell cast on you. |
 | Lightsaber Slit a random player on your space in half. This deadly weapon cannot be blocked with a Shield. |
 | Lilith's Staff Passively grants you Focused Spellcasting, causing your Spells to ignore all defenses against Spells except immunities. |
 | Liquid Luck Drink this to get very Lucky for 3 turns! In addition, you'll get a lucky event in your next turn. |
 | Liquid Nitrogen Throw this at a nearby player to Freeze a random item for 5 turns. Range: 20 spaces Alternatively, Freeze one of your own items for 5 turns. |
 | Loan Shark Ask the Loan Shark for 50 Rupees. After 10 turns, you need to pay 60 Rupees or the Loan Shark will kill you. If you get killed, the Loan Shark will keep coming back every 10 turns until you pay. Alternatively just eat it and move 2-4 spaces forward. |
 | Log "It's lo-hog! Lo-hog! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's lo-hog! Lo-hog! It's better than bad, it's good!" Grab your Skinning Knife and who knows what you might make! Only the log knows what it'll become. The log's wisdom is profound. |
 | Lollipop Suck on this to move 0 spaces forward and gain the Licking A Lollipop effect, which moves you 1 space forward every turn for 6 turns. You can lick multiple Lollipops at the same time. Yummy! |
 | Loot Key Use this to steal a random item from a Loot Crate, Downie's Gift or Sealed Container of a nearby player. If that player is on your space, steal 2 items instead. Range: 10 spaces |
 | Lost Memento It's a picture of a couple. It seems oddly familiar... Use the picture on your turn to instantly end it. In addition, the power of love will grant you a Guardian, a Lovely Crystal and +1 Speed. There's something written on it: "Together forever" |
 | Love Bug Revive another player, making them Unable To Kill You for 4 turns. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Lovely Crystal A Dark Wand can use this to charge it with Curse Of Riches, Curse Of Resurrection or Life Link. A Light Wand can use this to charge it with On Love's Wings, Life Shield, Life Ward or Guardian. |
 | Lucky Cricket What a lucky little fellow! Let's hold onto him! <3 |
 | Lump Of Gold This can be sold at the Pawn Shop for 20 Rupees! |
 | Lumpias Holy shit, these are really addicting! Eat one of your Lumpias to move 1-2 spaces forward and get Loving That Lumpia for 4 turns, granting you +1 Speed for the duration. If you manage to eat another Lumpia while this effect is still up, its duration is refreshed to 4 turns and the Speed gain is increased by 1. Charges: 4 Cooldown: 3 turns "It's not an eggroll, or a spring roll, or whatever you want to call it! It's a Lumpia!" |
 | Lumpy Space Candy Eat this to move 3-6 spaces forward and gain Lumpy Space Hiccups for 4 turns. After you've rolled, you will inflate, bouncing any player within 5 spaces of you 5 spaces away. |
 | Lunar Bear Ride 6-8 spaces forward, Freeze a random item for 3 turns and become Untargetable for 10 seconds. Whenever a Dark Spell is cast on you, your Lunar Bear's cooldown is reset. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Lure Module Set up a Lure Module on a space within 10 spaces of you. Whenever a player is within 15 spaces of your Lure Module during their turn, they will have an increased chance to encounter a creature that can be caught with your Pocket Ball! The Lure Module lasts 7 turns. Be careful though… some of these creatures might be dangerous! |
 | Lure Whistle Use this on another nearby player to steal a random Living item from their inventory. Range: 15 spaces Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Mace Whack a random player on your space 2-3 spaces back and incapacitate them. Charges: 4 |
 | Machinist's Loot Crate Open it to find 4 random Mechanical items inside! |
 | Magic Broom Passively grants you Floating. Charge it with a Magic Crystal to fly 7-9 spaces forward. |
 | Magic Carrot Eat this to move 2-3 spaces forward and gain Arcane Vision for 10 turns. |
 | Magic Malt Become Drunk for 2 turns and gain Focused Spellcasting for 5 turns, causing your Spells to ignore all magical defenses. |
 | Magic Mirror Hold a non-Duplicate item in front of your Magic Mirror to create a Mirrored, Duplicate copy of it. |
 | Magic Mushrooms Eat one of these to move 2-3 spaces forward and gain Magic Mushrooms for 3 turns. This buff grants you Magical Mind for the duration and gives Spells you cast a 50% chance to grow a new Magic Mushroom. Charges: 1 |
 | Magic Star Gain Star Power for 3 turns, causing you to skip-a-turn anyone you move through! Additionally, you can block up to 3 deaths during this effect. You cannot block deaths inside the Pyramid. |
 | Magical Winter Hat It looks like Santa has imbued this hat with festive magic! It produces 1 Snowball per turn. Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! |
 | Magneto Gloves Steal a Magnetic item from a nearby player. Range: 10 spaces Charges: 4 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Magpie Steal a random Jewel or Sparkling item from another nearby player. If that player didn't have any stealable Jewels or Sparkling items, it'll try to steal one from you instead. The Magpie holds on to any stolen items until it dies. Range: 30 spaces Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Malasadas Eat a Malasada to move 3-6 spaces forward and gain a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. After 2 turns you'll get a Sugar Crash for 4 turns, which reduces your Speed by 4. Eating something will remove your Sugar Crash. Charges: 6 Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Malevolent Maw Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Malevolent Maw, causing this shield to eat most melee weapons used to attack you, summoning a random Lesser Demon. Cooldown: 2 turns You can feed this Shield an item, causing it to summon a random Lesser Demon for you. Cooldown: 3 turns Food items summon 2 Lesser Demons instead. |
 | Mana Potion It's Sorcerer Saturday! Drink this to grant you 10 Mana if you're a Sorcerer. Also decreases all skill cooldowns by 1 turn. |
 | Marieke Doll Passively grants Marieke's Magic, which gives +1 Speed, Mojo and a random useful item every 6 turns. You can give a Food item to Marieke to keep her happy. If you fail to feed her for 10 turns straight, she turns into Goth Marieke! When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Matcha Powder Sprinkle this on a Food item to make it Delicious. Alternatively, use a Bucket Of Water to pour a nice Cup Of Tea. Charges: 3 |
 | Mecha Egg Simply press the button to hatch this egg! The creature that hatches from this will also be Mechanical! |
 | Memory Of Something Create an Unstable Duplicate item that fades away after 5 turns. |
 | Merlin's Wand Passively grants Flow Of Magic and Magical Mind. Empower yourself with Spell Barrage, causing your next targeted Spell to also be cast at up to 3 valid targets in a 10 space radius around your target. Cooldown: 3 turns Though he often jokingly referred to himself as a conjurer of cheap tricks, Merlin was one of the greatest wizards of his time. Where others studied for decades in a row, magic came naturally to him. |
 | Merry Present Open up your present! Merry Christmas, everyone! |
 | Metro-Gnome Destroy a Mechanical item to lower all your cooldowns by 2. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Minigun Kill another player and any other player within 3 spaces of them. |
 | Mining Pick Use this in rocky areas to dig up crystals, gems, stones or ores. Alternatively, destroy one of your own Frozen items. Cooldown: 1 turn Alternatively, throw it to destroy one of the Frozen items of the first player it hits! Range: 15 spaces |
 | Mirror Shield Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Silenced and Spell Reflection. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Mistress Of Pain Whenever a Dark Spell is cast on you, summon a random Lesser Demon. Charges: 3 |
 | Mjölnir Throw Mjölnir to incapacitate another player. Smash Mjölnir into the ground to incapacitate all other players in a 8 space radius around you. Thrust Mjölnir to fly 12 spaces backward or forward, killing all other players on the space you land on. Cooldown: 6 turns Thor's powerful hammer! It was said that only he could wield it, but you seem to be proving everyone wrong! |
 | Moist Muffin Eat this to move 6-9 spaces forward and gain Mojo for 6-9 turns. Eating this counts as having sex. |
 | Mojo Mead Become Drunk for 2 turns and gain Mojo for 5 turns, which increases your sexual success rate! |
 | Moly Eat this to move 1 space forward and gain Spell Immunity for 4 turns. |
 | Monarch Butterfly Every 2 turns this makes a random item in your inventory Sparkling. Use this Butterfly to turn an item into Rupees equal to its shop price. Turns until trigger: 2 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Monkey Send your monkey at another player to steal an item. The monkey will hold on to the stolen item. If your monkey already held an item, that item is returned to its original owner. You can give your monkey a Banana to take the item it holds from him. Range: 15 spaces Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Mooshroom Choose a direction for your Mooshroom. Once released it will stampede 12-16 spaces in that direction each turn and crush players it runs over, causing them to be incapacitated, also giving them a Creeping Fungus. Keeps running for 10 turns. Alternatively, use a Skinning Knife to harvest a random Fungus from it! Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Mule Load items onto your mule to unburden yourself. For every 3 items it carries, your Speed is increased by 1. Only unloading an item invokes its cooldown. Items carried: 0 / 9 Speed increase: 0 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Mummy Costume Set your sights on a player at least 20 spaces away from you. For 30 seconds, every 5 seconds you'll move 3 spaces towards the target. If you reach the target's space with that movement, you will kill them and afflict them with the Curse Of The Pharaoh. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Muramasa Kill a random player on your space. If you go 8 turns without killing someone, it will drive you to commit suicide. When you have 1 turn left, its attack will temporarily ignore Shields. When you use Muramasa to attack a Bleeding player, you perform an extra attack to kill all other players in a 5 space radius around you. Turns without a kill: 0 / 8 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Muscular Tentacle Knock another nearby player 8-16 spaces back. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Mustache Of Life Put this mustache on a non-Living item to make it Living! I didn't like my mustache at first. Then it grew on me! |
 | My Little Pawny Sell one of your items for the same price as the Pawn Shop! Cooldown: 1 turn Alternatively, give your pawny one of these commands:
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 | Mystery Meal Eat this to move 4-8 spaces forward. It may have a random side-effect. "Vegan? Sure, it's vegan! Don't worry about it!" |
 | Mystery Mixer Turn a Living item into a Mystery Meal. Yummy? Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Mystery Seeds Use a Bucket Of Water on your Mystery Seeds to gain a Mystery Sprout. Charges: 4 |
 | Mystery Sprout Let's wait a few turns and see what it turns into! Fuck me, this is so exciting! |
 | Naughty Tentacle Fuck a nearby player, infecting them with all of your STDs. You won't get infected with theirs. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Nerf Gun Shoot another player 1 space back. Charges: 20 |
 | Neuralyzer Blind all living players within 10 spaces behind you, causing them to lose a random learnable feat. In addition, you may command them to either give you a random item, move 10 spaces back or skip a turn. |
 | Niffler This cute little fellow is an absolute menace! Every turn it'll try to steal one of your Sparkling or Jewelry items, putting it inside its magical pouch. Sometimes it'll jump into another player's inventory! If the Niffler gets killed or destroyed, all of its stolen items will be added to its current owner's inventory! |
 | Night Crystal A Dark Wand can use this to charge it with Blind, Disarm, Deny or Cursed Wounds. A Light Wand can use this to charge it with Focus, Save Point or Spell Shield. |
 | Night Vision Goggles These Night Vision Goggles passively grant you sight in dark places. |
 | Nightingale When you die and don't have any Mechanical items, this will block the death with its beautiful song. Cooldown: 6 turns "Little bird from the heavens, I know you of old. I banished you once from my land, and yet you have sung away the evil faces from my bed, and Death from my heart." ~The Emperor of China |
 | Nuclear Reactor Passively lowers the cooldowns of up to 3 items or skills by 3 every 2 turns. Additionally gives all nearby players Radiation Sickness for 2 turns. The reactor can get damaged, causing a meltdown. This will cause it to become highly Explosive! Radiation radius: 10 spaces Turns until trigger: 2 |
 | Nutritious Mold Eat from this to move 3-4 spaces forward. Every 7 turns the mold grows and gains an extra charge. Turns until growth: 7 Charges: 1 |
 | Obsidian Drop Give yourself a random Curse to charge your drop with a random Dark Spell. Cooldown: 3 turns Destroy your drop to remove all your Curses and gain 1 turn of Dark Spell Immunity per Curse removed. |
 | Obsidian Necklace When equipped, this Necklace lets you summon a random Lesser Demon whenever you spend your turn Disarmed or Denied. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Octopus Squirt ink at a nearby player to Blind them. Cooldown: 1 turn Range: 20 spaces Alternatively just eat it and move 2 spaces forward for every charge you have left. Charges: 3 |
 | Odd Todd's Frog Clogs These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed and cause several odd effects:
These Boots are Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, their cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Odin's Shieldbreaker Passively grants Unyielding, which makes you immune to negative Speed during your Roll Phase. Swing the Shieldbreaker around, hitting all other players within 1 space of you, incapacitating them and breaking all their Shields. If a shield was broken, all players in the game except you are incapacitated. Cooldown: 1 turn Defending oneself from Odin's might by hiding behind a shield was foolish. Nothing could stop his unyielding blows! |
 | Oktoberfest Ticket A ticket for free entry to the Oktoberfest. Use it to queue the Oktoberfest event! |
 | Old Tire It's a damaged, old tire. Man, this is useless junk! |
 | On The Origin Of Species Skip a turn to read this book by Charles Darwin to fully grasp the concept of evolution. After 1 turn of processing this scientific masterpiece, you evolve and gain a random Race! |
 | One-Trick Pony Teach your pony a trick!
She doesn't have a sore throat. She's just a little horse. |
 | Opal Necklace When equipped, this Necklace grants you a random item whenever you move back 13 or more spaces. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Opossum Oh no! There's an Opossum in your inventory! It has an item in its pouch, but it's looking for something better to steal... It's too dangerous to touch it, but an explosion will scare this cute critter enough to make it play possum, allowing you to take its item! |
 | Orange Eat this vitamin-packed Orange to move 2-3 spaces forward and remove 1 random Disease! The favorite orange colored fruit of the... Well, orange dinosaur! |
 | Orb This Orb is currently uncharged. Charge it at the Magic Shop or by combining it with a Magic Crystal. |
 | Ordinary Necklace This Necklace holds no magic power. Combine it with a Magic Crystal to create a random Magic Necklace. |
 | Ordinary Ring This Ring holds no magic power. Combine it with a Magic Crystal to create a random Magic Ring. |
 | Owl Silence a player within 20 spaces of you for 2 turns. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Package Do you even remember what you ordered? Open it! :) |
 | Painted Lady Butterfly Every 2 turns this makes a random item in your inventory Soulbound. Use this Butterfly to give a player Soul Speed for 4 turns. Turns until trigger: 2 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Pair Of Socks Passively increases the Speed bonus from Boots by 1 and the movement from upgraded boots by 3 spaces. |
 | Pajamas Whenever you spend a turn incapacitated, lower your highest Skill cooldown by 3. |
 | Pamela's Sweater Whenever someone attacks you with a basic melee attack, the attack fails and the weapon goes on cooldown for 1 turn instead. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Pandora's Box Choose one of 3 random plagues. When you open the box, all other players in a 25 space radius around you will be afflicted by this plague. Afterwards, you'll find a random great item inside which you can retrieve whenever you like. The box can hold up to 5 items at the same time. Cooldown: 8 turns For every 3 players affected, the cooldown is increased by 1. After Prometheus stole the gift of fire from the gods, almighty Zeus himself wanted to punish all of humanity with terrible evils. He ordered Hephaestus to create a woman, beautiful and tempting. Each god imbued her with a magical property to make her ever more desirable and deceitful. For she would bring a terrible gift to the humans who sought the power of the gods. |
 | Paper Lantern Passively grants vision in the dark and a bit of Luck. |
 | Parachute This Parachute by Leonardo Da Vinci passively grants you Emergency Floating, which protects you from falling long distances. |
 | Party Cooler Open it to discover 2 Food or Drink items inside. This item can hold a maximum of 3 items. Take out one item. It'll be Frozen for 3 turns. Cooldown: 3 turns Put in an item, causing it to become Frozen. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Peace Dove This dove brings peace to the world. Send her towards another player and she'll turn one of their weapons into a more peaceful item. If you don't use her, she'll fly off after 5 turns. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Pearl Necklace When equipped, this Necklace turns one of your items Sparkling whenever you have the least Rupees of all players in your game during your Effects Phase. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Peg Leg Stick your Peg Leg into the ground to Root yourself for 1 turn. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Pegasus Take your Pegasus to the sky! For 3 turns, you gain Floating, all backward movement is reduced by up to 2 spaces and all forward movement is increased by 2 spaces. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Pegasus Boots These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. Charge up to 10 spaces backward or forward. If you hit another player, that player is knocked away 2-3 spaces and becomes incapacitated. Cooldown: 9 turns |
 | Penguin Feed this a fish and it'll cough up a random item! Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Pensieve Copy a random learnable Feat from another living player who is standing on your space. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Peridot Necklace When equipped, this Necklace grants you a random Plant or Fungus whenever you die. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Personal Forcefield Give yourself a Forcefield with 100% Energy, which grants Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity. Every turn this loses 15% Energy. Whenever you block a Skip-A-Turn or Incapacitation, this Forcefield loses an additional 25% Energy. |
 | Pet Bear Your Pet Bear can help you by catching fish or roaring other players away. Maybe you can even ride it a little. Charges: 5 "It's so fluffy, I'm gonna DIE!" Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | PETA Treata Feed this to a Living item to make it Unremovable. Charges: 3 |
 | Phantasm Whenever you revive, you gain Ethereal Heart for 2 turns, allowing you to use Ethereal items while alive. Make an item Ethereal. When you do, a random other item also becomes Ethereal. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Phaser Set this to the appropriate setting and then fire it at another player. Settings: Tickle, Stun, Kill Current setting: Tickle Energy: 100% |
 | Phoenix Ashes Whenever one of your Living items burns, add a Blazing Egg to your inventory. Charges: 3 Clinging to life with a burning desire, I take my last breath as my feathers catch fire, But now listen closely and heed my prediction, From ashes I'll rise with a newfound conviction! |
 | Pi Pie Throw this in someone's face to Blind them and make them skip a turn! Range: 314,159,265 spaces |
 | Piggy Bank Smash this little piggy with a Hammer to retrieve the monies inside! And to get some Bacon of course! |
 | Pillow Take a nap on your soft Pillow mid-turn to end your turn immediately and fall asleep. Your turn will end, but you will be incapacitated. This item doesn't work when you're currently immune to incapacitation. What's that white stain? Ah well, let's just turn it over. |
 | Pineapple Eat this to move 1-4 spaces forward. Every turn, this movement increases by 1. At some point, the Pineapple will be fully ripe. Eating it at that point will additionally remove a random Disease, grant a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns and count as a drink. If you don't eat the Pineapple the turn it is fully ripe, it'll turn into a Creeping Fungus the next turn. |
 | Pipe Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, you smoke your pipe. After smoking your pipe 3 times, you discover 3 items in another player's inventory and can choose to steal one. Smokes: 0 / 3 |
 | Pipe Bomb Oh fuck! It's gonna explode in a few turns, killing you and any player in a 5 space radius around you! It's time to PANIC! |
 | Piranha Throw this at a player within 20 spaces of you to incapacitate them and reduce their Speed by 1. Alternatively just eat it and move 2-4 spaces forward. |
 | Pit Lord Whenever you get incapacitated, put this on a 5 turn cooldown instead. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Pixie You've caught a Pixie! She'll cast one of 3 Spells for you in return for her freedom. That's a pretty good deal! |
 | Pixie Dust Sprinkle pixie dust on a nearby player.
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 | Pizza Eat a slice of pizza to move 2-3 spaces forward! Charges: 8 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Platypus First off, give your platypus a name! You can't not name your platypus. Then it'd just be... a platypus? "It's just a platypus. They don't do much." |
 | Plumbus Just use your Plumbus. "Everyone knows what it does, so there is no reason to explain it." |
 | Plums Eat these to move 3-6 spaces forward and gain Active Digestion for 7 turns. Whenever you eat something while you have this buff, you will gain a Fake Fake Turd. If you wait long enough, the Plums will dry and increase in nutritional value! |
 | Plunger Stick this Plunger on another player's face in a 1 space radius. That player becomes Silenced and Unable To Eat Or Drink for 5 turns. |
 | Plush Downie This plush is infused with skills! I wonder if you can do anything with it... "It's what you do with life, Downie, not how long you go..." Smile - Crack a smile. Gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Ponder - You sit and think for a moment. Learn a random feat after 3 turns. Motivate - Get into the groove. Decrease all your cooldowns by 2 turns. Cooldown: 3 turns Using an ability changes this into the Heroic Plush Downie! Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Pocket Ball Catch pocket monsters. There is an inscription inside: "Gotta catch em all!" |
 | Poison Better not drink it. Seriously, clicking this will let you drink poison. Think about it. Does that sound smart? Ugh, who am I kidding? You're probably gonna click it anyway. Stop wasting my time! |
 | Poison Ivy Throw this at another nearby player, applying Slowing Poison and Fire. Range: 20 spaces WARNING: Do not touch this with your bare hands! |
 | Poisoned Bow Shoot a poisoned arrow up a butt. Knockback: 5 spaces Miss chance: 25% Max range: 35 spaces Min range: 3 spaces Charges: 5 |
 | Poisoned Candy Cane Eat this to move 4-6 spaces forward! This Candy Cane is poisoned. Do not eat this! Tip: Combine with Poison to create some deadly candy. Other players can't see that it's poisoned! |
 | Police Badge Shout "Freeze!" at another player, Rooting them in place and causing all of their items to Freeze for 2 turns. |
 | Pomegranate Eat this to move 4-5 spaces forward and gain 3 Pomegranate Seeds. |
 | Pomegranate Seeds Spit a seed at a nearby living player to curse them with Calling Of The Underworld, which causes their next death to last an additional turn. Range: 20 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Popcorn Eat this to move 5 spaces forward and continue to eat popcorn for 5 turns. Whenever another player dies while you're eating popcorn, laugh your ass off and gain a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. All entertainment is better with popcorn! |
 | Portable Hole Drop this on your space to incapacitate yourself and all other players on your space, moving all of you to the same random space within 10 spaces of you. If any of these players is the current player, their turn ends instantly. This hole is glorious! A hole of glory! A glory hol- err, scratch that! Anyway, jump on in! Who knows what could be on the other side? |
 | Pose Master Puppet Whenever you skip a turn, strike a powerful pose to grant yourself Empowered Dice. The Pose Master Puppet then gains 1 stack. Cooldown: 2 turns Whenever the Pose Master Puppet reaches 5 stacks, you assume the Unstoppable Pose for 5 turns, granting you Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity! |
 | Pose Master's Mirror Strike a pose! Strong Pose - Gain Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity for 3 turns. Sexy Pose - Gain Mojo for 12 turns. Fabulous Pose - Gain Absolutely Fabulous for 5 turns. Whenever you skip a turn, receive a random piece of Jewelry. Charges: 4 Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Poseidon's Trident Whenever you move 12 or more spaces forward in a single movement, the Trident's cooldown resets and all players within 1 space of you are incapacitated. Whenever you move back, you gain a stack of Earthshaker's Fury, increasing your next movement forward by 3. Cause a small earthquake. All players on odd spaces move 3 spaces back. All players on even spaces move 2 spaces forward. When players end up on the same space together after the earthquake, they get incapacitated, but you are immune to this. Cooldown: 2 turns The mighty Earthshaker was known for his strength and uncontrollable temper. Whenever a mortal disrespected him, the ground would quake with fury! |
 | Positronic Enhancer Add a positronic processing unit to a Mechanical item, making it Living. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Pot O' Gold Put Rupees in it or take Rupees from it. You get an interest rate of 10% per turn on the Rupees stored inside the pot, with a maximum of 4 Rupees per turn. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Potato Eat this to move 2 spaces forward. |
 | Potent Pixie Potion Drink this to gain Pixie Power for 3 turns and become Drunk for 5 turns. The next Spell you cast while Pixie Power is active casts 3 times. Then you become incapacitated. |
 | Potion Drink it in your next turn. Who knows what's in this flask? Could be anything, really! |
 | Poundfist Smash someone, causing them to skip a turn. |
 | Power Gloves Grab a basic melee weapon. Then use your Power Gloves to use that weapon on a nearby player. Range: 6 spaces Charges: 4 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Power Imp Grant someone Empowered Dice. Who doesn't love imp-powered dice? |
 | Power Morpher Charge your Morpher to summon a Zord, blasting you forward! The movement is equal to 5 spaces + 1 space for every 2 seconds charged. You can choose how many extra spaces you want to move. You need to manually activate your Zord after its charge time. Movement or death while charging will interrupt the process. Min spaces: 5 (0 seconds) Max spaces: 15 (20 seconds) Cooldown: 6 turns |
| Primed Clonegg 5000 Your Clonegg is creating a copy of an item! |
 | Primordial Fish Eat this to move 3-6 spaces forward. This fish is the prehistoric ancestor of another player, causing them to lose 1 Speed when you eat it! That's how evolution works, yo! |
 | Primordial Soup Eat this (also counts as drinking) to move 2-4 spaces forward and gain the Primordial Evolution buff for 5 turns. Whenever you manage to eat or drink 3 times while this buff is active, you'll evolve and gain a random new Race. |
 | Prism Of Ooo Teleport yourself to Ooo in your next turn. |
 | Prunes Eat these to move 6-12 spaces forward and gain Active Digestion for 12 turns. Whenever you eat something while you have this buff, you will gain a Fake Fake Turd. |
 | Pschent Of Horus This crown decreases the amount of turns you spend dead by 1, to a minimum of 1 turn. However, you are forced to enter the Pyramid whenever you encounter it. |
 | Pufferfish Eat this to move 12-17 spaces forward and gain a +3 Speed Boost for 4 turns. However, you will also receive a very deadly and persistent Poison! |
 | Pufferfish Darts Shoot a Pufferfish Dart at a nearby other player. The affected player moves back 2-3 spaces and gets afflicted with Pufferfish Poison. Range: 30 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Pumpkin Eat this to move 2 spaces forward. You could also consider carving it. Are you looking for bad puns? I can orange that. After all, I'm a pun-king! |
 | Pumpkin Lantern This seasonal Pumpkin Lantern grants you vision in the dark. In addition, it makes you feel happy, increasing your Speed by 1. |
 | Pumpkin Pie Eat this to move 5 spaces forward and gain 2 random positive effects. |
 | Purebread Cat Whenever this is Delicious in your Effects Phase, it removes the Enchantment and makes itself more buttery, increasing its effects from being eaten! Eat it to move 3-5 spaces forward and gain 1 random positive effect! Alternatively, give it boops, cuddles and pats to gain Delicious Aftertaste, making the next thing you eat count as Delicious! Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Pyramid Trap Card Choose another player. Blind all players and give a fake Wildcard: Shops to the chosen target in a random spot in their inventory. When used, this fake item will queue the Pyramid event, forcing them to enter it. |
 | Quantum Crystallizer Passively creates a Magic Crystal whenever you travel in time. |
 | Queen Alexandra's Birdwing Grants you Ethereal Heart, which allows you to use Ethereal items while alive. Every 2 turns, up to 6 random items receive a random Enchantment. Use this while dead to remove 12 Enchantments to revive yourself. Turns until trigger: 2 Cooldown: 6 turns Alternatively, use this while dead to remove 100 Enchantments to instantly win the game. |
 | Quest Gem: Assassinate Use this when the target enemy player is dead to complete the quest. |
 | Quest Gem: Desert Souls Use this when you are inside the Pyramid to capture a Pharaoh's Soul and complete the quest. |
 | Quest Gem: Gem Elixir Combine this with a Potion and a Bucket to create a Gem Elixir! |
 | Rabbit's Foot Lucky lucky! Let's hold on to this! Unfortunately for the rabbit, only his foot was lucky. |
 | Raccoon Order your Raccoon to eat a Food item of another player or a specific Food item from your own inventory. If the target has no Food or if the Raccoon hasn't eaten in 10 turns, it will incapacitate you and run away. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Radio Call down an airstrike at a specified space, which arrives after 15 seconds. You can choose from the following strikes, each with a 5 space effect radius: - Concussive Shells (Incapacitation) - Napalm (Fire) - Gas Bombs (Nauseating Poison) Alternatively call for Reinforcements for all players! Charges: 3 Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Radioactive Banana Eat this to move 3-10 spaces forward and gain a Radioactive Banana Peel and Radiation Sickness for 5 turns. Every turn you have this in your inventory, there's a chance for a Living item in your inventory to mutate into a random other Living item. |
 | Radioactive Banana Peel Throw this behind you to make the next player who walks over it skip a turn, also giving them Radiation Sickness for 5 turns. |
 | Ransacking Tentacle Steal a random item from a nearby player. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Rape Whistle Blow your whistle. If there are other players on your space, Disarm all of them for 1 turn and move 5 spaces forward. |
 | Rapier Kill a random player on your space. If that player died, this doesn't go on cooldown. Cooldown: 9 turns |
 | Rat Infect another player with one of your Diseases. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Rattlesnake Order your Rattlesnake to attack a nearby player, applying a Deadly Poison which kills them after 3 turns. If you move more than 20 spaces in a single movement, the Rattlesnake bites you and slithers away. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 6 spaces Cooldown: 18 turns |
 | Raven Send an item from your inventory to another player. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | RC Attack Helicopter Release your Helicopter in a chosen direction. Once released it will fly 8-10 spaces in that direction each turn until you let it drop hot sticky loads onto all players in a 5 space radius, setting them on Fire for 2 turns. It then returns to you to recharge. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Reading Glasses Passively allows you to learn feats instantly from Books. |
 | Red Card Throw this at another nearby player, causing them to skip a turn and be Denied for 2 turns. If it is their turn, then it ends immediately. Range: 30 spaces |
 | Red Dragon Egg When you are on Fire, this Red Dragon Egg will hatch into a Red Dragonling. |
 | Red Dragonling The scales of this Red Dragonling radiate seething heat. She passively grants you Fire Immunity. At your command, she will set someone on Fire! Cooldown: 4 turns Dragonlings grow up and leave their nest after 8 to 14 turns. |
 | Red Envelope Open this envelope to find some money inside! And maybe even some chocolate or a Fortune Cookie! |
 | Red Herring Eat this to move 9-12 spaces forward. Holy crap! A real Red Herring? Aren't these supposed to, like, not exist? |
 | Red Meat Eat this to move 6 spaces forward. Who cares what it's from? It's meat! Eat it! |
 | Red Mushroom Eat this to gain the Big Goomba Crusher effect. While you have the effect, landing on another player's space after moving 5-10 spaces will incapacitate them. If you moved 11 or more spaces, you will stomp them to death. When you die, you lose this effect. |
 | Red Turtle Shell Can be kicked away. It will move 15 spaces instantly and every turn in the direction of the nearest other player until it hits someone, incapacitating them. |
 | Reflective Shades These Shades make you look awesome when you put them on. In addition, they make you immune to Hypno Glasses. If a player tries to hypnotize you, the reflection will incapacitate them for 1 turn. |
 | Reindeer Passively grants you vision in the dark. Ride 7-14 spaces forward on your Reindeer, granting a random positive effect to any other player on your way! Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Relic This medieval Relic seems to belong to the Church. It would be a good idea to bring it there. You can use this Relic once to pray, hoping it will help you find a Church. |
 | Reset Button Reset the cooldown of a non-Living item instantly! |
 | Reward Block Activate the block to count your next movement as a jump. The more spaces you move, the harder you hit the block, the better the item! |
 | Rhinoceroach Whenever you cast a Spell, this gains a stack of Power up to a max of 5. These stacks reset every turn. Order it to charge at another player, knocking them back 5 spaces per stack. If it has 5 stacks of power, the target will also be killed. Current power: 0 |
 | Riftslasher Kill a random player on your space. If you successfully killed them, you will steal one of their items and render it Unstable for 5 turns. Cooldown: 1 turn Unstable: Fades away in 10-20 turns. |
 | Ring Of Arcane Vision Passively grants Arcane Vision, protecting you from all forms of Blind and granting vision in the dark. |
 | Ring Of Earth Attunement Passively grants Earth Attunement, causing you to come across rocks to mine with a Mining Pick more often. |
 | Ring Of Flowers Every 3 turns this ring makes all players within 25 spaces of you sneeze 4-6 spaces back. You sneeze 4-6 spaces forward instead. Turns until trigger: 3 This ring was an ancient gift of the Dryads to the humans, but unfortunately it caused them severe hayfever. |
 | Ring Of Light Passively grants 15% chance per turn to revive when dead. |
 | Ring Of Poison Immunity Passively grants Poison Immunity. |
 | Ring Of Roll Streak Passively grants +5% chance to get a Roll Streak. |
 | Ring Of Speed Passively grants +1 Speed. |
 | Ring Of Spell Deflecting Passively grants Spell Deflecting. Whenever a player casts a Dark Spell at you, you have a 25% chance to deflect it. |
 | Ripe Pineapple Eat this quickly to move 1-4 spaces forward, remove a random Disease, gain a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns and this counts as a drink. If you don't eat it this turn, it'll turn into a Creeping Fungus next turn! |
 | Roast Turkey This roasted turkey smells amazing! Eat it to move 7-9 spaces forward and gain a Wishbone! In addition, eating this will grant you an extra turn! "It's a roasted turkey that gives you an extra turn. An... extra turnkey. It's... ugh... never mind." ~DysprosiumDy |
 | Roc's Feather Jump forward 2-3 spaces. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Rocket Boots These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. Launch yourself backward or forward 7-13 spaces. You will incapacitate anyone within 2 spaces range of the space of impact when you land. Cooldown: 9 turns |
 | Rod Of Asclepius Remove a random Poison or Disease from a target player. If you removed an effect, you gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. If you removed an effect from another player, you also gain Empowered Dice. Cooldown: 2 turns This magical rod belonged to Asclepius, the Greek god of the healing arts. It is said he used his staff to cure thousands of heroes who deserved to live a longer life. |
 | Romantic Rose Give this to a special someone to show you love them. Grants the other player a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns and a Lovely Crystal. |
 | Rooster Passively crows you awake when you are about to skip a turn, preventing you from skipping your turn. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Ruby Necklace When equipped, this Necklace grants you a +4 Speed Boost whenever you spend a turn on Fire. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Rylai's Crystal Scepter Your Dark Spells give all affected players Rylai's Grasp, which gives them -2 Speed. If the player was the main target of the Spell, the duration is 3 turns. Otherwise the duration is 1 turn. |
 | Safe Set a 4-digit security code to keep your items safe. This can hold up to 3 items and up to 50 Rupees. Whenever you retrieve an item or Rupees, it goes on cooldown. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Salmon Eat this to move 10-14 spaces forward. |
 | Salsamander Turn a Food item Delicious and Spicy! Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Sampo Turn the handle clockwise to generate 6-9 Rupees. If you have less than 6 Rupees, this amount is doubled. Turn the handle counterclockwise to gain Empowered Dice. If you have less than 1 Speed, you gain an extra stack of Empowered Dice. Cooldown: 5 turns The Sampo is a Finnish artifact from the Kalevala. Crafted by Ilmarinen, the Eternal Hammerer, it granted endless fortune to its owner. |
 | Sanctified Stake Stab another player on your space through the heart to kill them. If the target died and had a Curse, all their Curses will be removed and you gain Angelic Wings for 1 turn per Curse removed. Angelic Wings grants you +7 Speed and Floating. If, for whatever reason, your target didn't die, they will take the stake from you and reset its cooldown! Yikes! Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Santa's Sleigh Use this sleigh to move 20 spaces forward, giving a Merry Present containing a random item to everyone you pass. You also become Jolly, granting you +4 Speed and Dark Spell Immunity. Jolly lasts 1 turn for every present you've given! Cooldown: 9 turns |
 | Sapphire Necklace When equipped, this Necklace grants you 6 Snowballs whenever you roll 3 or less (including Speed). You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Sarimanok Shake your Sarimanok to gain 1-3 Rupees! Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Satchel Of The Citadel Open the satchel to discover a Scroll or Book from 4 options. Charges: 3 |
 | Sauerkraut Eat this to move 1-7 spaces forward and remove one random Disease from you. |
 | Sauerkraut Mit Bratwurst Eat this to move 1-20 spaces forward and remove one random Disease from you. Has a 50% chance to additionally remove one random Poison. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. |
 | Scarab Oooo, lucky! Let's hold on to this! |
 | Scarf Of The Serpent All your items gain Coldblooded, causing their cooldown to tick down an additional 5 turns whenever you spend a turn on Fire. Whenever one of your items is Frozen, the duration is doubled. |
 | Scary Pumpkin Scare all nearby other players 10 spaces away. Radius: 12 spaces |
 | Scintillating Spellstone Remove all Enchantments from your items. For every Enchantment removed, cast a random Spell on a random target, up to a maximum of 10 Spells. |
 | Scout Uniform Collect all 4 badges to complete your uniform, making you a true Eagle Scout!
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 | Scouter Scout another player to reveal the amount of items they have and the names of 5 of their items. Range: 9001 spaces Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Scouting Marieke Doll Passively grants Be Prepared, which gives +3 Speed and a nice item every 2 turns. After 10 turns, Scouting Marieke turns back into Marieke. When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Screw Screw a random player on your space. You exchange all your STDs. |
 | SCV Order your SCV to build a Mechanical item from a random list of 3. Each item has its own cost and build time. You can choose to cancel an order to get a partial refund. When your SCV is done building, you can give it a new order. |
 | Seal First pick an event that you give your Seal Of Approval™. Later on, you will be able to interrupt a player's turn to instantly redirect them to the event you've chosen. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Sealed Container Of Carnage This container is locked with runic seals. Whenever you kill a player, one rune will break. When all runes have been broken, you'll gain access to the treasures inside! Locked by 8 seals. |
 | Sealed Container Of Force This container is locked with runic seals. Whenever you have a Roll Streak, one rune will break. When all runes have been broken, you'll gain access to the treasures inside! Locked by 10 seals. |
 | Sealed Container Of Hunger This container is locked with runic seals. Whenever you feed it a Food item, one rune will break. When all runes have been broken, you'll gain access to the treasures inside! Locked by 5 seals. |
 | Sealed Container Of The Arcane This container is locked with runic seals. Whenever you cast a Spell, one rune will break. When all runes have been broken, you'll gain access to the treasures inside! Locked by 10 seals. |
 | Sealed Container Of The Gemini This container is locked with runic seals. Whenever you roll doubles, one rune will break. When all runes have been broken, you'll gain access to the treasures inside! Locked by 6 seals. |
 | Searing Sprite Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, gain a Magic Crystal. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Secret Agent Platypus A platypus? In your inventory? That's so weird! |
 | Seeking Doll This passively gives you a random Curse every 8 turns while it impatiently waits for the game to begin. When destroyed, the spirit within the doll gives you a 1 turn head start to run. After that, the game begins as it spawns on the space where it was destroyed and begins to chase after you for 5 turns. Every turn the spirit moves 8 spaces in your direction, Cursing anyone in its path. If it reaches you, it kills you. Next Curse in 8 turns. |
 | Serrated Shiv Attack a random player on your space, causing them to Bleed for 2 turns. If the target was already Bleeding, kill them instead. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Seven-Leaf Clover Holy crap! Now that's what I call lucky! |
 | Seventh Ring Of Hell Every 6 turns this ring generates a violent item to hurt your enemies with! Turns until generation: 6 This ring was infused with the fires of hell, causing violence to take physical form around it. |
 | Sex Bomb Throw this to a nearby space. Anyone caught in the sexplosion will move to the space of impact and an orgy will ensue. Any STDs will be shared between the victims and they will all become incapacitated for 1 turn. Range: 30 spaces Explode radius: 15 spaces |
 | Sex Bot Whenever you have sex 5 times, this gives you a random sexy item. Sex: 0 / 5 |
 | Sexy Shoes These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. These Boots make you look sexy. Having this item passively grants you the Mojo feat. Lure a nearby player to your space. Range: 5 spaces Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Shamshir-e Zomorrodnegar Passively generates Temporary Spell Reflection for 4 turns every 6 turns. Hit a target player within 1 space of you to incapacitate them, move them 2-4 spaces back and inflict Wound Of Arsalan upon them, causing them to die after 3 turns. This death does not trigger death effects, but can be countered by Death Immunity. You also receive a Magic Crystal whenever you hit someone. Cooldown: 3 turns This emerald-studded sword belonged to King Solomon. It was the only sword in existence that could harm Fulad-zereh, the horned demon. |
 | Shapeshifter's Egg This egg will be incubated with the first Living item in your inventory that is removed from the game. After incubation, it will hatch in 5 turns. |
 | Sheathed Muramasa Draw this violent blade from its scabbard. But beware: this sword thirsts for blood! If you go 8 turns without killing someone, it will drive you to commit suicide. |
 | Sheep Activator Use the Sheep Activator to make your sheep explode. Explode radius: 12 spaces Kill radius: 0 spaces |
 | Shield Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. |
 | Shimmering Orb This Orb is shimmering with magic! It will generate a random Spell every 3 turns. If you do not use a Spell, it gets overridden by a new one. The Orb is shimmering... 3 Spells left Turns until new spell: 3 |
 | Shooting Star Shoot another player. If they died, make a powerful wish! Min range: 10 spaces Max range: 30 spaces |
 | Shovel Dig for treasure. Cooldown: 3 turns HINT: Digging while you are at certain events may yield increased chances and special results. The invention of the shovel was absolutely groundbreaking! |
 | Shroom Of Doom Eat this big black mushroom to unleash doom upon this world. You will move 2-3 spaces forward and transform into a horrible Doom Walker with several powerful skills. You will keep your Doom Walker status until you die. |
 | Signal Jammer Jam all radio signals, causing several items to malfunction for 2 rounds:
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 | Sil Figurine Every now and then, Sil will leave your inventory to focus on bugfixing. Alternatively, feed Sil to instantly make him focus on bugfixing! |
 | Silmaril Passively grants you +1 Speed. When someone casts a targeted Dark Spell on you, turn it into a random targeted Light Spell instead. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Silver Wedding Ring Propose marriage to another player in your next turn. Until death do us part... |
 | Sir Lancelot's Ring Of Dispel Passively generates a Spell Shield every 4 turns. Dispel a random Magic Debuff from a player. If you dispelled an effect, you gain a random Magic Scroll. Cooldown: 6 turns This ring was once a prized possession of Sir Lancelot, given to him by the Lady of the Lake. Without it, he would have surely failed his quests. |
 | Skeleporter Teleport yourself to a nearby space, then die horribly, because your skeleton has been ripped out of your body. Range: 20 spaces Deviation: 2 spaces Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Skinning Knife This razorsharp knife is amazing for skinning dead creatures. It seems like it could cut through even the hardest of skin. Cooldown: 1 turn Currently works on the Bear and Dragon right after you slay them and on the Albino Bunny, Cow and Rattlesnake if you have them in your Inventory. |
 | Skull It's a... skull. Nice. |
 | Skull It's a... skull. Nice. |
 | Skull It's a... skull. Nice. |
 | Skull It's a... skull. Nice. |
 | Skull It's a... skull. Nice. |
 | Skull It's a... skull. Nice. |
 | Skullripper Rip a Skull from a dead player's body. |
 | Slavemaster's Knout Reduce a Living item's cooldown by 4 turns. Warning: Repeated use of the knout on a Living item may result in its destruction! Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Sliced Bread Eat this to move 3-4 spaces forward and gain The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. The next item you use will become Fireproof, Frostproof, Soulbound, Delicious Food! |
 | Slingshot Shoot an item from your inventory at a nearby player with a 50% chance to incapacitate them. They will get the item. Range: 20 spaces Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Slipstream Slingshot Activate the slingshot on your current space. If you manage to re-activate it within 20 seconds behind the space you were on, you'll move twice that amount of spaces forward, up to a maximum of 100 spaces. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Slowing Darts Shoot a Slowing Dart at a nearby other player. The affected player moves back 2-3 spaces and gets afflicted with Slowing Poison. Range: 30 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Smickle Licker Give your Smickle Licker a good lick to move 2-3 spaces forward and become Smickle Sick until you eat something else. You really shouldn't lick your Smickle Licker while Smickle Sick, because a smickle sick smickle licker only gets sicker! If only you got a nickel for every time you licked your smickle! |
 | Smurf Shroom Eat this to move 2-4 spaces forward. Maybe you'll find some stuff inside! |
 | Smurfberries Eat a Smurfberry to move 6-8 spaces forward, remove a Disease and gain Unsmurfy Stomach for 6 turns. Eating a Smurfberry while you have an Unsmurfy Stomach already will cause you to become incapacitated. Charges: 3 Although they are the prime diet of Smurfs, these berries are much harder to digest for humans. |
 | Snail Ale Become Drunk for 2 turns and gain Snail Ale for 2 turns, which causes you to roll without Speed for the duration. |
 | Snake Stew Eat this to move 7-9 spaces forward, granting you Gorgonic Gaze for 6 turns, causing you to Petrify all players 5 spaces in front of you every turn. Petrified players cannot use items and skills or roll dice for 1 turn. If a Petrified player moves more than 5 spaces in a single movement, they'll die, which removes the Petrified effect. |
 | Sneakers These Boots are made for walking! Having this item grants you +1 Speed. These Boots soften your step. They passively grant you the Sneaky feat. Steal a random item from a nearby player. Range: 5 spaces Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Sneezing Powder Throw some sneezing powder around, causing you and everyone in a 10 space radius around you to sneeze yourselves back 4-6 spaces. Charges: 3 |
 | Snek Command your Snek to bite a nearby living player, giving them Snek Poison, which reduces movement from Food by 50% for 6 turns. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 6 turns Alternatively, eat this to move 6-10 spaces forward! |
 | Sniper Rifle Aim your rifle at another player 50 spaces or more away from you. After 15 seconds, you can fire a shot! If the player you aimed at is within 5 spaces of their initial space, you will kill them. If you move while aiming or if you wait more than 45 seconds to shoot, the shot will fail, but won't cost you a bullet. Firearms Specialist reduces the aim time to 8 seconds. Sneaky prevents aiming from playing a sound. Min range: 50 spaces Charges: 2 Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Snowballs You can gather up to 8 Snowballs in your inventory at the same time. Throw a snowball, hitting the closest living player within 20 spaces from you, knocking them 2-3 spaces back. Charges: 8 |
 | Solar Bear Ride 6-8 spaces forward and set yourself on Fire. Whenever a Light Spell is cast on you, your Solar Bear's cooldown is reset. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Solar Panel Whenever a Light Spell is cast on you, reduce the cooldown of a random Mechanical item by 2 turns and restore 15 Energy to a random Energy-based item. |
 | Soldering Torch Solder two items together to create a random Mechanical item! That's how engineering works, baby! Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Sonic Screwdriver Use sonic waves to disrupt a target player, causing all their energy-based items and effects to lose all their energy. Range: 30 spaces Cooldown: 10 turns Optionally, use the Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor. Cooldown: 8 turns The Sonic Screwdriver is also an excellent tool for opening locks. Unless they're wooden locks, of course! |
 | Sonic Shotgun Shoot a blast of sonic energy backward or forward that can hit players between 4 and 12 spaces away from you. The first player hit and all other players within 3 spaces of that target are blown away 7 spaces. If you hit multiple targets, they also become incapacitated. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Soul Of Determination Passively grants you Determination. Whenever you revive naturally, you will return to the space you died on if you're behind that space and receive a random positive effect. "It's not an actual soul, it's just a trinket I found in the trash can. Kinda does fill me with determination though." |
 | Soulstone This demonic crystal has the power to store a part of your soul. It is semi-ethereal, allowing you to release the soul when you are dead. When the soul is released, the owner of the soul revives. This Soulstone is empty. Use it when you are alive to store your soul. Smashing the Soulstone with your Hammer will kill the player whose soul is inside. |
 | Space Capacitator Zap all enemy players 2-4 spaces back. Each time you use it, it will charge more and increase the chance to explode in your face. |
 | Space Fluctuator Zap all other players 2-4 spaces forward. Each time you use it, it will charge more and increase the chance to explode in your face. |
 | Space Hopper Any attack against you with sharp melee weapons or arrows will destroy this! Hop 1-3 spaces forward. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Spacetime Thread Weave the threads of space and time to choose one of the following events to occur in your next turn:
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 | Spanner Repair one of several items, such as the Sword and the Pogo-Stick or repair a Broken item. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Sparkle Polish Use this polish on an item to make it Sparkling! Sparkling items sell for an additional 5 Rupees at the Pawn Shop! |
 | Spear Kill a random player exactly 3 spaces away from you. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Spear Of Destiny Kill a player exactly 7 spaces away from you. When you attack someone with it, you gain a Guardian for about 7 turns. If your target really died, the spear will thirst for more blood. If you manage to reach 7 kills, you instantly win the game. However, if you fail to make a new kill within 7 turns after the last, this counter will reset. Current stacks: Turns until reset: 7 Cooldown: 3 turns When the spear drew Jesus' blood 2000 years ago, it became infused with a mixture of holy and dark magic, resulting in a twisted relic of unfathomable power. |
 | Spear Of Skadi Passively grants Frost Immunity. Throw your spear at another player, causing them to Bleed for 4 turns and get Rooted. This also Freezes 3 random items of any player within 5 spaces of impact for 6 turns. Cooldown: 8 turns The Norse gods stopped laughing when Skadi, the fierce mountain goddess, actually stood in Asgard to avenge her father's death. If they hadn't met her demands then and there, she surely would've killed them all... |
 | Specter Downie Let the specter burn one of your items, increasing its Burning Conviction by 1 and granting you Ethereal Soul (allowing you to use items while dead) for 1 turn. Upon reaching 5 Burning Conviction, Specter Downie erupts in a wave of fire, causing all other players in a 20 space radius to catch on Fire! From its ashes, a new Plush Downie will rise! Burning Conviction: 0 / 5 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Spectral Screen Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Haunting Presence. Haunting Presence: Whenever you block an attack, the attacker gets a random Curse and one of their items becomes Ethereal. Every turn you try to steal a random Ethereal item from a dead player within 20 spaces of you. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Spell Card Activate your Spell Card to gain Death Immunity for 8 seconds, after which you'll cast one of these Spells:
After using this card, it'll become uncharged. When you die, it'll recharge itself. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Spellbinder's Charm The next time someone casts a Spell on you, the Spellbinder's Charm will absorb the Spell, causing it to have no effect. The Charm can then be used to cast that Spell once. |
 | Spellbreaker Remove a random Magic Buff from a target. |
 | Spelling Bee Whenever you cast a Spell, you get a Honeycomb. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Sphere Of Annihilation Use this to kill all nearby players and destroy all nearby Living items. This effect is so powerful that it causes players to die up to 3 times if they blocked the death. Radius: 4 spaces |
 | Spice Weasel Punch this cute little bugger to turn any non-Food item into edible Food with these spices. Charges: 3 |
 | Spider Mine Throw this to a nearby space. After 15 seconds it will scuttle to the nearest living player to explode and kill them. Throw range: 20 spaces Scuttle radius: 10 spaces Explode radius: 5 spaces |
 | Spiked Shield Passively protects you from arrows and most basic melee weapons. This Shield can be raised to lose 2 Speed and gain Spiked Protection, causing melee attackers to Bleed for 5 turns. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Spirit Slippers These Boots are made for walking! They passively grant you +1 Speed. Walk 6-8 spaces backward or forward, turning one random item of each player you move through Ethereal. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Spork Movement from eating is increased by 2 spaces. Biodegradable, reusable plastic. Carries Greta Thunberg's seal of approval. |
 | Sprig Of Celery Eat this to move 3-7 spaces forward and gain Poison Immunity for 10 turns. |
 | Spyglass Look in the distance to discover 5 events. Pick one to go to. |
 | Squirrel Order your Squirrel to bury an item in the ground or to dig an item back up. Max 3 items can be buried at the same time. Buried items count as if you do not own them. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Squirting Flower Squirt water into another player's face, which douses Fire and causes them to drink some water. Range: 20 spaces Charges: 3 |
 | Staff This Staff is currently uncharged. Charge it at the Magic Shop or by combining it with a Magic Crystal. This item combination also costs 25 Rupees and fails if you do not have enough Rupees. When charged with a spell, the Staff can be used every 9 turns to cast that spell. |
 | Steamed Hams Eat one of these to move 8-13 spaces forward and summon an Aurora Borealis 20 spaces ahead of you, which sets all players in a 10 space radius around it on Fire in 10 seconds! Charges: 2 "You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?" "Yes! It's a... regional dialect." |
 | Steroids Eat these manly pills to move 1 space forward and gain the Man Mode skill! |
 | Stinky Fireworks Launch fireworks above a chosen space. They will explode high in the sky, creating a stinky spectacle! Then 10 seconds later the pyrotechnic stars will fall down to the ground, lighting nearby players on Fire and making them Very Stinky for 5 turns. Range: 20 Spaces Radius: 15 Spaces |
 | Stonetusk Boar Order it to charge at a nearby player, knocking them back 1 space. Range: 20 spaces Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Storm Stout Become Drunk for 2 turns and gain Crackling Storm for 5 turns, causing you to incapacitate the next player you move through, also resetting one of your cooldowns. |
 | Stormwracked Kilt Melee attacks set your target on Fire, cause you to Bleed for 1 turn and put your weapon on a minimum cooldown of 1. |
 | Storybook Read the story from this book aloud, applying a random effect to yourself and all nearby players. Radius: 20 spaces |
 | Strawberry Cake Throw this to a nearby space, luring other nearby players towards it and forcing them to eat it. Range: 20 spaces Effect radius: 8 spaces |
 | Stress Ball Squeeze your Stress Ball to store one of your removable Debuffs inside of it at random. When it's full, it becomes a Stressed Ball you can throw at a nearby player to afflict them with those Debuffs! Debuffs stored: 0 / 3 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Stressed Ball Throw this at another nearby player to afflict them with the stored Debuffs! Range: 10 spaces |
 | Sudarshana Chakra Throw the disk-like weapon to another player. The disk will travel 15 spaces per turn in the direction of that player, killing any other player standing in its path, but never yourself. When it has reached and killed its target, it will travel 15 spaces per turn back in the direction of its owner. The speed of the disk increases by 5 per turn. It goes on cooldown when you catch it. Its cooldown is increased by 1 for every player hit. Cooldown: 6 turns Sudarshana Chakra was one of three holy relics crafted from sun dust by Vishvakarma, the architect of gods. Vishnu claimed this one, as it seemed to be the deadliest of the three. |
 | Sunflower Whenever a Light Spell is cast on you, this grows a tasty Sunflower Seed. Cooldown: 1 turn "Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you." |
 | Sunflower Seeds Eat a seed to move 1 space forward and reduce a random skill cooldown by 1. Charges: 9 |
 | Sunscreen Rub this on your skin to protect you from the sun for 4 turns. Charges: 2 |
 | Super Coffee Drink this to gain Super Caffeine Rush for 6 turns. Whenever someone moves, you get all nervous and twitchy and move forward 1 space. If you manage to move 100 spaces with this buff, it'll wear off and you'll learn 3 random feats! I love this Super Coffee a latte! |
 | Super Soaker Shoot a nearby other player, knocking them 4-8 spaces back and dousing their Fire. Range: 20 spaces Charges: 2 |
 | Supercharged Spellshard Bombard a player with 5 random targeted Spells. |
 | Swiss Cheese Eat this to move 3-4 spaces forward, also giving you 3 Cheese Eyes. |
 | Sword Kill a random player on your space. Charges: 3 "Hammers are for peasants. Real knights wield a sword." - Sir Dancelot |
 | Swordfish Kill a random player on your space. Has 1 charge. If no one is on your space, you eat it and move 8-10 spaces forward. |
 | Sylph Whenever you move 20 or more spaces in a single movement, she becomes charged with a random Spell. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Syringe Inject yourself with the unknown fluid inside! This will grant you 2 random positive effects and 1 random Disease. |
 | Szechuan Sauce Holy crap, this sauce is delicious! Put some of it on any item to make it count as Delicious Food! Charges: 2 |
 | Tablet Of Destinies Use the Tablet on another player to either copy or destroy one random item. Additionally grants Cards Of Fate when used. Cooldown: 7 turns NOTE: Unremovable items and a few other items cannot be copied. This artifact from Mesopotamian mythology was once held by Enki to create and destroy the world as he saw fit. |
 | Tainted Rose Throw this at another player to Poison them! If used against an ex of yours, it will also Deny them for 3 turns. |
 | Tainted Tentacle Infect another nearby player with a random Poison or Disease. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Tasty Tongue Piercing Passively makes all Food you eat count as Delicious, increasing movement from eating it by 3 spaces. |
 | Tasty Treats Feed this to a Living item to reset its cooldown! Alternatively, eat them to move 1 space forward. |
 | Tea Kettle Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, pour a steaming hot Cup Of Tea. Charges: 3 |
 | Teleporter Lock on the space you are standing on right now. If another player is on your space, it will lock on that player instead. |
 | Teleporter Activator Teleport to the location it is locked on. Max distance: 100 spaces |
 | Temporal Pair-o-Sox Passively increases the Speed bonus from Boots by 1. Additionally, all upgraded Boots move you an additional 3 spaces when used and restart the current player's turn. Oh no! You can't not put these on! |
 | Tendril Of Yogg-Saron Whenever you cast a Spell, the Tendril gains 1 stack. When used it'll cast a random Spell with random targets for every stack it has! Current stacks: 0 Be careful though! You wouldn't want to accidentally summon an Old God... |
 | Tennis Racket Hit a tennis ball at another player, causing them to skip a turn. Range: 30 spaces |
 | Tennis Racket Hit a random player on your space 3-6 spaces back. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Terrazine Reactor Passively summons a random Unstable Living item every 2 turns. After 3 turns, the Living item fades away. Turns until summon: 2 |
 | Terrazine Tank Release some terrazine gas from the tank, summoning a random Unstable Living item which fades away after 3 turns. Cooldown: 3 turns Charges: 5 |
 | Terrible Fireworks Launch fireworks above a chosen space. They will explode high in the sky, creating a terrible spectacle! Then 10 seconds later the pyrotechnic stars will fall down to the ground, lighting nearby players on Fire and giving them a random negative effect. Range: 20 Spaces Radius: 15 Spaces |
 | Terrifying Pumpkin Scare all nearby other players 20 spaces away. Also sets the cooldown of all affected players' Trick Or Treat skills to 10 turns. Radius: 24 spaces |
 | Tesseract Dice rolls no longer move you and are stored in the Tesseract instead. The stored rolls can be used to move. Max 6 rolls stored. Alternatively, convert your rolls into Pulses to charge the Tesseract, gaining 1 Pulse per space. Spend 7 Pulses to give yourself Cards Of Fate. This cost becomes the next prime number after each use. (11, 13, etc.) Be careful! If you roll when the Tesseract is full, your roll will neither move you nor be stored. Contains 0 rolls. Charged with 0 Pulses. Pulse cost: 7 100 Lives left |
 | Tetsubo This thing is heavy as fuck! It passively reduces your Speed by 2. Knock a random player on your space 12-18 spaces back and destroy a random item in their inventory. If the attack was blocked by a Shield, destroy that and knock them 4-6 spaces back instead. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | The Art Of War Read this book by Sun Tzu, the ancient Chinese general, to learn one of three strategic skills. |
 | The Avaril Passively grants Floating. Use this to fly 6-10 spaces backward or forward. Whenever you cast a Spell, reduce the Avaril's cooldown by 4 turns. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | The Baron's Combination Key This jade locket contains a very old piece of paper containing a sequence of numbers. Seems like a code, but... what is it for? Click to read the code in private. |
 | The Completed Infinity Gauntlet Passively grants Death Immunity and all the passives of the Infinity Stones Use one of 6 incredible powers:
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 | The Cornucopia Passively generates a random Food or Drink every 3 turns. Turns until generation: 3 The goddess Amalthea fed the infant Zeus to help him mature into the powerful leader of the Greek pantheon! Although Amalthea perished long ago, her horn still produces an endless supply of food. |
 | The Cup Of Jamshid Drink the Elixir Of Immortality from the cup, removing all Debuffs from you and granting Death Immunity for 20 turns. Be careful: the Pyramid can remove this powerful buff! Once in the possession of Jamshid, the fourth and greatest king of the Pishdadian Dynasty, this cup was said to hold the Elixir Of Immortality. For reasons unknown, the wise king never drank it. |
 | The Dark Crystal Destroy a Living item in your inventory to drain its life force and create a Vial Of Essence. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | The Demon Jester's Ring Grants +1 Speed and Deadly Trickery: You have a 25% chance per turn to automatically spawn a random Deadly Illusion in the inventory of another player. This ring once belonged to Shaco, the Demon Jester. Even though he lost the ring a long time ago, it still holds the trickster's taint. |
 | The Dragon Spirit Of Han Call upon a protective blessing for a short duration.
Their dislike of the warring Chinese tribes caused the dragons to take a stance. They would empower one tribe, one family in such a way, that it would lead an empire. This dragon spirit watched over the Han family for more than 400 years. Some believe that he was part of the soul of every single emperor of his time... |
 | The Earthwarder's Sigil Grants Earth Attunement: You encounter rocks to mine with your Mining Pick more often and mining yields better results. Grants Resilience: Whenever you move 6 or less spaces back, block it. The Earthwarder's Sigil is an ancient artifact that once belonged to a powerful Earth Golem. Its defensive powers have not weakened over the ages. |
 | The Elder Wand This wand radiates with pure power! It passively grants Flow Of Magic and Magical Mind. Every 2 turns it will generate a Spell Shield for 2 turns and it will empower itself with 3 possible Spells to choose from. You can empower the wand manually with a Magic Crystal. When the owner of the Elder Wand is killed, the murderer takes possession of it. Long ago bestowed upon Antioch Peverell by Death himself, this is the most powerful wand in the history of wizardkind. |
 | The Glory Of Ten Powers Kill a random player on the same space as you. Passively grants Spell Deflecting and generates an Auto-Resurrection, a Magic Barrier and a random Magic Crystal every 7 turns. Whenever you kill another player, the sword's generation cycle resets. Forged through the love of a Chinese couple in ages past, this sword is dedicated to keeping its wielder safe and preventing violence. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | The Grim Reaper's Scythe Slash around you, killing every player in a 2 space radius around you. You collect 1 Soul for every kill that you make. Whenever you have collected 4 Souls, you gain a Soulstone and Soul Speed. Current Souls: 0 Cooldown: 6 turns Used by Death himself to reap the souls of the living. Nobody knows how this could ever fall into mortal hands, but it did. |
 | The Hand Of Glory Passively grants Arcane Vision, Sneaky and +1 Speed. Become Invisible for 20 seconds, then Blind another player and move up to 10 spaces towards them. Cooldown: 4 turns History has forgotten the name of the warlock whose left hand was pickled and preserved, but his dead limb still radiates with eerie power to this day. |
 | The Infinity Gauntlet Socket an Infinity Stone into the gauntlet to gain a massive one-time bonus!
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 | The Khufu Ship Passively protects you from drowning. Whenever you spend a turn dead, you move 1-6 spaces forward. Enter the boat to sail towards adventure! In your next turn you will sail 1-6 spaces forward and encounter a random event. You can choose to go there or to skip it and sail further. You can do this a maximum of 3 times, but the third event cannot be skipped. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | The Mind Stone Passive: Grants Magical Mind and Light Spells cast on players within 25 spaces of you are redirected to you.
When you insert this into the Infinity Gauntlet, all other players become Unable To Kill You for 6 turns. |
 | The Nanteos Cup Whenever you drink something, 2 random Diseases, Poisons and / or Magic Debuffs are removed from you. This Welsh artifact was created by alchemists who were inspired by the legend of the Holy Grail. Its healing properties made testing their new potions considerably less risky. |
 | The Philosopher's Stone Passively grants Death Immunity for 2 turns whenever you drink something. Cooldown: 3 turns Turn an item into Rupees roughly equal to its price. Cooldown: 2 turns Mankind had been trying to create The Philosopher's Stone for millennia before Albertus Magnus finally discovered its secret formula. Passed down from pupil to pupil, stolen, hidden, recovered and lost again, this artifact's current location is unknown... |
 | The Pied Piper's Pipe Steal a random Living item from every player in a 20 space radius around you. Alternatively, lure all living players in a 20 space radius around you up to 10 spaces towards you. Alternatively, decrease the cooldowns of all your Living items by 4. Cooldown: 6 turns The Pied Piper played his pipe to lure away the rats of Hamelin. After their refusal to pay him for his service, he used the same pipe to lure away all the children of Hamelin, who were never heard from again... |
 | The Pink Panther This diamond sells for 60 Rupees at the Pawn Shop! However, when you get killed by another player, they steal it from you. So hurry up! |
 | The Power Stone Passive: Grants Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity and Root Immunity.
When you insert this into the Infinity Gauntlet, you gain 6 stacks of Empowered Dice and incapacitate all other players. |
 | The Reality Stone Passive: Grants Dark Spell Immunity.
When you insert this into the Infinity Gauntlet, you gain 6 random items. |
 | The Sands Of Time Activate this to gain Echo Of Time. The next item you use will create an echo inside your hourglass, allowing you to trigger it again later on. You can trigger echos even while the sands are on cooldown. Echoes stored: 0 / 5 Cooldown: 5 turns These sands are said to be as old as time itself. Collected by Chronos and eventually bound inside an hourglass by Kali, gods of different pantheons fought over them for eons. |
 | The Smoking Mirror Gaze into the mists of reality to see all the items that all players currently have in your next turn. You will be able to steal one of them. Cooldown: 6 turns This artifact once belonged to the Aztec god Tezcatlipoca, who used it to peer into the mists of reality. |
 | The Soul Stone Passive: Grants Ethereal Soul, allowing you to use items while dead.
When you insert this into the Infinity Gauntlet, you gain Death Immunity for 6 turns. |
 | The Space Stone Passive: Your dice only roll sixes. Whenever you move less than 6 spaces forward, round it up to 6.
When you insert this into the Infinity Gauntlet, you move 66 spaces forward. |
 | The Time Stone Passive: Your deaths only last 1 turn.
When you insert this into the Infinity Gauntlet, reset all your cooldowns. Reset them again in 6 turns. |
 | The Upper Hand Whenever you spend 3 turns in the lead, gain a random positive effect. Turns in the lead: 0 / 3 |
 | Thieving Imp This little rascal has been stealing stuff for way too long! He will give you a choice between 4 items in return for his release. When released, he moves to a random other player. If you keep the Imp in your inventory for 3 or more turns, he will steal a random item from you and run off to a different player. |
 | Thorn Of Jumanji Grants Gift Of Jumanji: The Jungle event is replaced with the Jumanji Jungle. In addition, you encounter the Jungle a bit more often. This wooden ring feels alive. You hear the heart of the jungle beating inside of it... |
 | Three-Eyed Fish Eat this to move 15-25 spaces forward. In addition you will receive Radiation Sickness for 4 turns. |
 | Three-Eyed Raven The cooldowns of all your other Living items tick down twice as fast. Choose a player. In your next turn you will reveal their entire inventory and be able to steal one item from them. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Tiara Of Transcendence Whenever you die, the Tiara gets charged with a random Spell. |
 | Time Travel Condom Use the Time Travel Condom to travel your sex organ back in time and retro-actively prevent yourself from getting any STDs! So yeah. It removes STDs like AIDS and Syphilis. Hurrah! Time Travel Condoms™ Have unprotected sex now, use a condom later! |
 | Time Turner Restart the current player's turn. |
 | Tin Foil Hat Passively grants Spell Deflecting and Radiation Immunity. Nothing feels safer than the protection of a Tin Foil Hat. |
 | Toast Eat this to move 5-8 spaces forward and become Toasty for 8 turns. Whenever one of your items would burn, it becomes Delicious Food instead. |
 | Toilet Paper You need more, MOAR! Fuck you, Coronavirus! Number of rolls: 1 |
 | Tomahawk Kill a random player on your space. Charges: 3 Cooldown: 5 turns Alternatively, throw this to kill a nearby player, but you'll lose your Tomahawk. Range: 20 spaces |
 | Tomatoes Throw a tomato backward or forward to Blind the first player hit. Alternatively eat a tomato to move 1 space forward. Charges: 3 |
 | Tome Of Hellfire The tome is covered in flames. It has no more pages left... |
 | Tome Of Magic Most of the pages have been ripped out of this old tome. A few pages remain, possibly filled with powerful magic spells! |
 | Tonic Of Trance Drink this to gain Tranquil Trance for 5 turns, granting you Magical Mind. When the effect wears off, you learn a random Feat. |
 | Tooth Fairy Whenever you die or kill someone, you get 2-4 Rupees. |
 | Topaz Necklace When equipped, this Necklace grants you Empowered Dice whenever you spend a turn Incapacitated. You can only equip a single Necklace at the same time. |
 | Torch Knock a random player on your space 2-3 spaces back and set them on Fire. In addition, this Torch passively grants you sight in dark places. Charges: 5 |
 | Torn Memento: Left Side It's a picture of a tall guy. It seems that it is missing a piece. There's something written on it: "Together..." |
 | Torn Memento: Right Side It's a picture of a beautiful girl. It seems that it is missing a piece. There's something written on it: "...forever" |
 | Totem Of The Beast This totem passively increases your chance to be Reincarnated as an animal when you die, allows you to use items and skills while Reincarnated and grants each Reincarnation a unique bonus:
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 | Towel This towel is multi-functional! Always remember to bring a towel! Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is. ~Douglas Adams Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Toxic Waste Drink this to cause your body to grow a random Tentacle every turn until you die. You cannot have more than 3 Tentacles at the same time. Also, you're pretty sure drinking this is gonna give you Radiation Sickness. Not like that's gonna stop you, but still. |
 | Tractor Beam Pull another player up to 10-15 spaces towards you. |
 | Tractor Gloves Pull a nearby player towards you. This target will land 1 space away from you. Range: 8 spaces Charges: 4 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Tranq Gun Shoot a tranquilizing dart at a nearby player to incapacitate them for 1 turn and Disarm them for 2 turns. Range: 20 spaces Charges: 2 Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Tranquilizer Stab this needle into a random player on your space to incapacitate them for 1 turn and Disarm them for 2 turns. |
 | Trash Can Throw away one of your items. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Tree Frog Throw your Tree Frog at a nearby player, applying a Deadly Poison which kills them after 3 turns. If you don't wear Gloves when you throw the frog, you get Deadly Poison as well. This creature is Coldblooded. Whenever you spend a turn on Fire, this creature's cooldown is reduced by an additional 5 turns. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 18 turns |
 | Trickster Fairy Steal a random Soulbound item from another player. |
 | Trilobite Order your Trilobite to bite a nearby player, knocking them back 3 spaces and causing them to Bleed for 3 turns. When you use this for the third time, the Trilobite will molt, granting you its Shield. Range: 3 spaces Charges: 3 Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Tropic Palm Staff Swing this very long staff around. If you hit players around you, they will be swept to the other side of you. Additionally, they'll receive a Coconut and skip a turn if they were 10-12 spaces away from you. Range: 12 spaces Coconuts remaining: 1-3 Cooldown: 6 turns The favorite utility of the orange dinosaur! It swings this staff around relentlessly to claim territory as its own. It seems that a coconut or two still manages to hang on, though... |
 | Tropic Palm Staff Swing this very long staff around. If you hit players around you, they will be swept to the other side of you. Radius: 12 spaces Cooldown: 6 turns The favorite utility of the orange dinosaur! It swings this staff around relentlessly to claim territory as its own. |
 | Trundle Wheel Whenever you roll your dice, your Trundle Wheel rolls over the ground and gains 1 revolution per eye on your rolled dice. Every 25 revolutions you gain 5 Rupees and every 100 revolutions you also gain a random item! Revolutions: 0 You get 5 Rupees after 25 revolutions! |
 | Truth Serum Use this on a target player to steal their "No." skill. If the target doesn't have that skill, they will tell everyone a secret. |
 | Tube Of Glue Use this glue on an item to make it Soulbound! Soulbound items cannot be lost, stolen or traded. Soulbound can still be burned, eaten, transformed or used up. |
 | Turbulent Juice Make an item Sparkling. Alternatively, drink a sip to give yourself Mojo and a +1 Speed Boost for 2 turns. Charges: 5 |
 | Turkey Ahhh, a tasty Turkey! Now to decide whether you want to pluck it or roast it... |
 | Turkey Feather What a pretty feather! Use it to tickle a nearby player! Range: 1 space Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Twinky Eat this to move 8-10 spaces forward, also granting you Radiation Immunity for 5 turns. |
 | Two Halves Of Coconut Bang the halves together to ride 2-3 (+Speed) spaces forward. Cooldown: 6 turns "What? Ridden on a horse? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together!" |
 | Ugly Duckling You're not quite sure what kind of bird this is gonna be. Let's take a closer look! Turns until it grows into a mature bird: 0 / 5 |
 | Ultra Pose Generator Whenever you skip a turn, this computer will generate one of 3 awesome poses for you. You will strike this pose, causing its effect:
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 | Unholy Encyclopedia Read this to learn a random Feat and cast a random targeted Dark Spell on yourself. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Uni-Corn Whenever you eat something, cast a random Light Spell which tries to target you and turn a random item in your inventory Sparkling. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Unidentified Loot Crate Ooo! What kind of Loot Crate is this? |
 | Unlabeled Can Open the can! |
 | Unstable Element When this element decays, you will get Radiation Sickness for 10 turns. Unstable: Fades away in 6 turns. |
 | Unstable Essence Make one of your items Unstable, causing it to fade away after 1 turn. Charges: 5 Unstable: Fades away in 10 turns. |
 | Unstable Mutagen Use this on a Living item to Transform it into a random other Living item. |
 | Unstable Warp Plasm Unleash a cloud of warp plasm. If you are on Fire, you cause all other players in a 15 space radius around you to be set on Fire, also blasting you 8-12 spaces forward. Luckily it's inside a Fireproof container! |
| Used Plunger Stick this Used Plunger on another player's face in a 1 space radius. That player becomes Silenced and Unable To Eat Or Drink for 5 turns and is infected with a random STD. Eww! |
 | Useless Valuable This item has no use, but you can probably get decent money for it in the Pawn Shop! |
 | V-Card Passively grants Purity, which casts a random targeted Light Spell on you every 5 turns. Engaging in sexual activity destroys this item. Turns until Spell: 5 |
 | Valentines Marieke Doll Passively grants Aegis Of Amore, which gives +2 Speed and an Auto-Resurrection every 2 turns. If you are dead, she revives you instead. After 14 turns, Valentines Marieke turns back into Marieke. When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game. |
 | Varunastra This ancient water globe is impossible for you to control. It changes into a random item every turn. Whenever it is used up, Varunastra reverts back to its original form. Varunastra was imbued by Varuna with the ability to take on any form. It took ancient heroes years of meditation to master its transformative powers. |
 | Vendroid Insert a Rupee to generate 4 random items of a chosen category. You can buy one of them. Alternatively, don't buy an item and insert another Rupee to generate new options. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Vial Of Essence Drink this to gain an Auto-Resurrection for 5 turns. |
 | Vigorous Vodka Drink this to become Drunk and gain Return To Sender for 5 turns. This effect absorbs all damage from explosions and when it wears off, it releases all that explosive damage to players around you. This explosion will feature certain properties of the explosions it has absorbed. |
 | Vijaya Aim an arrow at a target location and then wait to release it. The more turns you wait the more powerful the arrow will be, but it fails if you die while aiming. Every turn you can adjust your aim by a maximum of 5 spaces. While aiming you gain Karna's Focus, which grants Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity and Disarm Immunity. Cooldown: 6 turns Vijaya was the bow of Karna, one of the greatest heroes of Hindu legends. |
 | Viking Helmet Whenever you kill a nearby player, you steal 3-5 Rupees from them. Range: 5 spaces |
 | Void Crystal Whenever you cast a Spell, this will pull a random Unstable item from the void that will fade away after 3 turns. Charges: 3 |
 | Void Stabilizer Whenever you cast a Spell, stabilize a random Unstable item in your inventory. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Volatile Oil This fiery substance looks dangerous. You can pour it over an item to burn it. If it's Frozen, the item will thaw instead. You can also drink it, killing you and setting you on Fire. Sounds good, right? Can be combined with various items to create fiery weapons. |
 | Voodoo Charm This charm passively blocks your next death, turning you into a Volatile Zombie. As a Volatile Zombie, you will explode and die in your next Effects Phase, killing all other players in a 3 space radius around you and setting all other players in a 10 space radius around you on Fire for 2 turns. |
 | Voodoo Doll Take a good look at a player within 5 spaces of you and then make your Voodoo Doll look like them. When it gets destroyed, the player it resembles will die. |
 | Wabbajack Unleash the Wabbajack's unstable powers on another player. Charges: 4-8 Cooldown: 1-12 turns |
 | Wacka Ball Eat this to move 0 spaces forward and get the Pacman skill for 7 turns! |
 | Wand Of Wonder Cast a random Spell with a random target! Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Wanted Poster: Item Ooo, there is a [20/25/30] Rupees reward for finding a specific item! You should keep your eyes open! |
 | Wanted Poster: Player Ooo, there is a [15/20/25] Rupees reward for killing Billy! Let's collect the bounty! |
 | War Helmet Whenever something falls on your head, this strong helmet will protect you! |
 | War Horn Blow the horn to signal the start of the battle! For 5 rounds, all players receive 10 Rupees per kill. |
 | Watermelon Hmm, that's a tasty Watermelon! Eat it to move 2-3 spaces forward and gain the Watermelon Seed Salvo skill, with which you can spit seeds at other players. Eating this also counts as drinking! |
 | Weather Balloon Release this on a space of your choice. For the next 10 rounds, it'll cause a chosen weather effect in a 15 space radius around it.
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 | Weed This is some premium stuff, dude! Smoke it to get Stoned! Wooooh! You will be smoking Weed for 6 turns. Every turn you will blow smoke, causing every player within a 5 space radius to get Stoned for 2 turns. |
 | Weeping Angel The next time you are Blinded, this will kill you. Don't blink! |
 | Whip Whip a living target who is exactly 2 spaces away from you 7-10 spaces back. If used on a player who is in the Deadly Pyramid, it will pull them out and end their event. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Wildcard: Flavor Events Visit a rare Flavor Event of your choice from a random selection of 7 options. |
 | Wildcard: Shops Visit a shop of your choice. |
| Wildcard: Shops Visit a shop of your choice. |
 | Wildcard: Skills Choose a rare skill of your choice! |
 | Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen Visit a Traveling Salesman of your choice. |
 | Wishbone Give the other end of your Wishbone to another player. You both pull, but only one of you will get the bigger part of the bone! The winner gets to make a wish! |
 | Wisp When you spend a turn dead, this Wisp will revive you and fly towards another player. |
 | Witch Costume Passively grants Magical Mind and Flow Of Magic. Every 5 turns you charge your Dark Wand with a random Spell. Turns until Spell: 5 |
 | Wizard Hat Passively grants Magical Mind, which allows you to cast Spells when Incapacitated, Disarmed and Silenced. |
 | Wizard Robes Passively grants Flow Of Magic, which makes you move 3 spaces forward whenever you cast a spell. |
 | Wolf Command your Wolf to bite or howl! This loyal companion will never leave your side! Bite Bite a player within 3 spaces of you, causing them to skip a turn and Bleed for 3 turns. Howl Let forth an eerie howl, causing other players in a 20 space radius to become Silenced for 2 turns. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Woo The Raccoon Woo is a clever Raccoon who can help you out in many situations! Whenever someone attacks you with a melee weapon, Woo will retaliate. His scratch attack causes the attacker to Bleed for 4 turns and destroys a random piece of clothing. You can also feed Woo, causing him to instantly steal a random item from a random enemy player. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Wooden Stake Stab another player on your space through the heart to kill them. If, for whatever reason, your target didn't die, they will take the stake from you and reset its cooldown! Yikes! Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Wrapping Paper Wrap an item into a Festive Present! You need to give presents to other players or Santa will find you Naughty! |
 | X-factor Buzzer Let's find out if you've got what it takes to be a star! |
 | X-rated Movie Skip a turn to masturbate and gain a +4 Speed Boost for 5 turns. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Yeti Passively grants Frost Immunity and generates 2-3 Snowballs per turn. Order your Yeti to incapacitate a random player on your space, also Freezing 3 of their items for 3 turns. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Yogurt Eat this to move 7-9 spaces forward and remove a random Poison from yourself. Eating this also counts as drinking! |
 | Yui The Choice Scarf Passively grants Arcane Vision. Whenever an item in your inventory gets used up or destroyed, Yui goes on cooldown. If no item in your inventory gets used up or destroyed for 6 turns, Yui will give you a random item. Give yourself a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns. Turns until item: 6 Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Yummy Yums Bar Eat this to move 8-10 spaces forward and gain the Purgenol effect for 5 turns, which induces a murderous frenzy. Every turn you'll murder anyone standing on your space. However, if you don't kill anyone during this effect, you'll commit suicide! |
 | Zento's Lunar Loop Whenever you die, you gain Blessing Of The Moon until you revive, granting you the ability to use items while dead. Cooldown: 6 turns Ancient stories speak of Zento, the Wolf God who put the moon into Dystopia's sky. The moon's ethereal light still holds an eerie kind of mystical power. |
 | Zigzagger Move 3 spaces forward. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Zipper Get a player's dick stuck in your zipper to make them skip a turn. Range: 1 space Cooldown: 1 turn |
Skills
 | "No." Stop the bullets someone is shooting at you in an event! Doing this does not invoke a cooldown. Alternatively, become Bulletproof for 2 turns. Duration: 12 turns Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Activate Runes Of Guidance Activate your Runes Of Guidance! |
 | Airbending
Use this skill 3 more times to increase your mastery. |
 | Alchemize Spend 7 Rupees to create a random item. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Animal Rescue Rescue a random animal from a random player on your space. PETA will take care of it. Cooldown: 1 turn Animals rescued: 0 / 3 |
 | Arcane Relocation Move another player backward or forward 2 spaces + their Speed. You can also move yourself, but the movement will be 2 spaces + half your Speed (rounded up). Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Army Of The Dead Summon an undead minion. You can have one Skeleton, one Zombie and one Specter. Each of these can be upgraded to a specific improved version. You can Unsummon a minion for 1 SP, removing it and giving you back the SP it cost to create it. Upgrade your minions with Undead Haste for 4 SP to reduce the trigger cycle of all your minions by 1 turn permanently. Soul Power: 0 |
 | Assassinate Jump towards another nearby player to try to assassinate them. You will incapacitate them or kill them when they were incapacitated already. Range: 7 spaces Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Bear Form: Maul Run up to a target player within 2 spaces and maul them, causing them to become incapacitated. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Befriend The Forest Discover 2 Living items. Pick one and make it Soulbound. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Bend Space All other players within 8 spaces of a chosen space are moved to that space. This skill cannot be used on your current space. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Break Free Remove Skip-A-Turn, Incapacitation and Rooted from yourself. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Call Demons Set yourself on Fire or give yourself a random Minor Curse to call forth 2 Lesser Demons of your choice from a total of 4 options. Alternatively, sacrifice a Skull to avoid harming yourself and increasing the number of options to 6. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Cannibalize Overtaken by hunger, you eat a part of a nearby dead player's corpse and move 8-11 spaces forward. Range: 3 spaces Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Chaos Infusion Use one of the following chaotic abilities:
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 | Charismatic Smile Get a random item from the shop you're currently visiting for free! Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Cheerful Song Move all living players within 20 spaces of you 5 spaces forward, also making them Unable To Kill You for 2 turns. If only you were affected, move 10 spaces forward instead. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Chicken Yodel Perform a Chicken Yodel to get 2-5 Rupees from all players. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Clothesline Gain the Clothesline effect for 1 turn, causing anyone you move through to become incapacitated. When used, this puts your other wrestling skills on a 2 turn cooldown. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Command Hobo Feed your Hobo if you want him to keep working for you. Your Hobo will leave in 3 turns. |
 | Command Undead Command a minion to target a specific player instantly. Alternatively, spend 1 SP to reduce this skill's cooldown by 6 turns. Soul Power: 0 Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Compose Your Lexicon contains a list of 8 items. Create an item with the letters in your Lexicon by spelling its name. Composed items are Duplicate, meaning you can own multiple of them. Alternatively, replace an item in the list with a random new one. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Concoct Concoct one of 4 randomly chosen liquids. You can use Broken Glass to reduce the cooldown of this skill by 3 and increase the number of options to 6. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Condense Magic Destroy an item to create a random Magic Crystal. Alternatively destroy a Magic Crystal to create a Magic Scroll of a chosen Spell from that Magic Crystal. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Confiscate Evidence Confiscate the item that a target player has used most recently. If that item cannot be stolen, then this skill fails. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Crow Form: Soar Soar 4-6 spaces forward. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Dance Of The Glibbos Perform a glitchy, fluffy dance to glitch a new item into existence. The more items of a specific type you have (Food, Jewelry, Living, Mechanical), the higher the chance it'll be an item of that category. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Deadly Illusion Give a Deadly Illusion of a specific item to another player. Using a Deadly Illusion kills you. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Defensive Stance Take on a Defensive Stance for 30 seconds. If another player kills you in that time, block the death and incapacitate the killer. Using this skill doesn't produce a chat log. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Dice Jump Rolls do not move you forward in this game. Rolls instead fuel this skill, which can store up to 5 rolls. The stored movement can be used to move backward or forward whenever you like. |
 | Dispel Magic Dispel a random Magic Debuff from a friendly player or a random Magic Buff from an enemy player. When used on yourself, you can choose the effect to dispel. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Divine Blessing Remove up to 1 Curse and 1 Disease from someone. If you removed an effect, you gain Empowered Dice, giving you a guaranteed Roll Streak. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Donator Powers Discover 4 random items. Pick one to give it to all players in your game. So generous! Cooldown: 6 turns Alternatively, pay 2 BG Coins to move 5 spaces forward. Cooldown: 2 turns Alternatively, pay 100 BG Coins to summon 3 random artifacts. You also gain a random class. All other players in your game get 1 random artifact. Cooldown: 10 turns DONATOR POWER! |
 | Drain Soul Curse a living player with Drain Soul. When that player dies, the effect is removed and you gain +1 Soul Power even if the death was blocked. Soul Power: 0 Currently draining: nobody Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Dropkick Run 6 spaces back or forward, dropkicking the first player hit 1-3 spaces away and incapacitating them. When used, this puts your other wrestling skills on a 2 turn cooldown. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Earthbending
Use this skill 3 more times to increase your mastery. |
 | Eclipse Release a cloud of dark spores from your body, causing an eclipse and Blinding every other player in the process! Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Elementary, My Dear! Discover 3 items in another player's inventory. You can choose to steal one. |
 | Enchant Enchant one of your items to grant it a special property. An item may receive multiple different Enchantments. Enchanting an item with an Enchantment it already has, will remove it.
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 | Energize Energize yourself, resetting the cooldowns of all your other skills. |
 | Evasion Gain Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity and Disarm Immunity for 2 turns. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Fair Trade Trade a chosen item of yourself with a random item of another player. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Fairy Form: Extract Essence Freeze a Living item for 8 turns to create a Magic Crystal. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Fear Strike fear into nearby enemies' hearts. Any enemy within a 10 space radius will flee 6-9 spaces away from you. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Feign Death Pretend to die, causing you to become dead without triggering any effects that trigger upon death. Using this skill a second time or waiting until the start of your next turn will cause you to revive without triggering any effects that trigger upon revival. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Firebending
Use this skill 3 more times to increase your mastery. |
 | Flash Quickly teleport 3 spaces forward. If you flashed away from another player on your space, you also ⚡Empower your other skills and reset Flash's cooldown. Cost: 2 Mana Current Mana: 0 Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Frostbolt Root a player, causing them to be unable to move for 1 turn. Cost: 5 Mana Current Mana: 0 Cooldown: 5 turns ⚡Empower this for 2 Mana to also affect players in a 5 space radius around the target. |
 | Fungal Doom Infect someone with Fungal Doom, causing them to inevitably die after 15 turns! When the infected player dies, all players in a 5 space radius around them will be infected with Fungal Doom. 'Let the Cordyceps Fungus slowly take over your weak, mortal body.' Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Glibbonize Use glitchy powers to enchant an item to become Food, Jewelry, Living or Mechanical. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Gobble Gobble! "Gobble gobble gobble gobble!" Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Grand Disappearance Teleport up to 30 spaces back. You can choose to return to your original space afterwards or this will happen automatically in your next turn. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Hadouken Fire a ball of energy backward or forward. The first player hit must skip a turn. When this skill spends 4 turns off cooldown, it becomes Shinku Hadouken and will incapacitate all players in its range. Range: 12 spaces Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Hammer Of Justice Throw your Hammer at another player, causing them to skip a turn. If you throw a Holy Hammer, the target will become incapacitated. You lose your Hammer when you use this skill. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Harvest Power Siphon the power from a Skull, Magic Crystal or an item containing a Spell to turn this skill into Chaos Infusion, allowing you to use one of 4 powerful abilities. You can siphon the power from an item while this skill is on cooldown to reduce its cooldown by 6 turns. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Hinder Hinder another player. This skill has no cooldown, but recharges its 4 uses every 10 turns. Every 10 turns, you can do all these things once:
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 | Holy Hammer Bless your hammer with holy might until your next turn, increasing its power trifold. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Honey Badger Attack Jump forward at a nearby player, viciously attacking them, causing them to Bleed for 3 turns and knocking them back 4-5 spaces. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Hopscotch Throw a pebble 5-8 spaces backward or forward. Then you can continuously hop 1 space toward the pebble until you reach it. Careful though! After you throw the pebble, any movement aside from Hopscotch will cause you to lose this skill. |
 | Human Form: Entangling Roots Cause roots to grow on a chosen space. In 10 seconds, the roots will shoot up, Rooting all players in a 5 space radius for 1 turn. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Improvise A Meal Burn one of your items, setting all other players on your space on Fire and creating a random piece of Food. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | In A Box To The Left Select 3 items to send to the player on your left. Warning! If you don't pick the items, the game will pick them for you. |
 | It's Summertime! Celebrate the summer by going to the beach! Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Leap Take a leap to another space. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Legendary Discovery! You've discovered a legendary Artifact! Let's have a look! |
 | Like A Boss! Perform one of various awesome actions. Like a BAWS! |
 | Lock Time Store a player's current Space, Permanent Speed and Rupees. You can revert them back to their stored state by using this skill again, otherwise it happens automatically in your next turn. Maximum effect:
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 | Magic Hat Store up to 3 items in your Magic Hat, which functions like a separate inventory. Items inside your hat count as if you don't have them. Only retrieving an item invokes its cooldown. Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Man Mode Go balls deep! While Man Mode is active, you're immune to incapacitation and skip-a-turn and cannot move back. This effect lasts 15 seconds. |
 | Meep Meep Yell "Meep Meep!" when there's another player on your space and run 8-12 spaces forward. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Metsu Shoryuken Knock a player on the same space as you 3 spaces back and kill them. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Morph Move towards another player. You will land within 5 spaces of their location. Range: 30 spaces Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Multiversal Flux Force an item to go out of sync with our universe, pulling in a random item from a parallel universe to replace it. Optionally, you can cause a Global Multiversal Flux, causing a Multiversal Flux on every player that also has that same item. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Murder Murder the player that is Marked For Death when they are on your space! |
 | My Little Shoppy Time to build your own shop! Repeatedly choose one of 4 random items to add to your shop's inventory. |
 | Nature's Swiftness You generate 1 Concentration every turn, up to a maximum of 15 Concentration. You can use 10 Concentration to use Nature's Swiftness, instantly resetting the cooldowns of your Druid skills. Current Concentration: 0 |
 | Ni! Use the ancient power of "Ni!" to slowly destroy other players. Each time you use it on a player, they gain a stack of Ni!. At 4 stacks, they become incapacitated and at 8 stacks they die. Players lose all their stacks if they're not shouted at for 4 turns. This skill is permanent. Range: 10 spaces Cooldown: 1 turn I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the ni! |
 | Objection! Object to the current player's actions, immediately ending their turn! Can be used on your own turn. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Pack Leader Instantly reduce the cooldown of a Living item by 6 turns. Cooldown: 4 turns Alternatively, call one of 2 random Living creatures to your aid! Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Pacman Eat an enemy player on your space and gain a bonus! The more players you eat, the bigger the bonus gets! WACKA WACKA WACKA! |
 | Pick A Class Was the name of this skill not enough for you? Dipshit. |
 | Pick Snowballs If you notice snow around you, you can use this skill to pick up a Snowball or two. Happy winter time, everyone! Hint: Pay close attention to the text in events during your turn. If it mentions snow, you can use this skill! |
 | Plot Twist Whenever you're the target of a Dark Spell and this skill is not on cooldown, you'll hold onto the Spell for 1 turn or until you're the target of another Dark Spell. You can choose a new target for the Spell you're holding. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Powerbomb Kill a random player on your space, moving other players within 5 spaces of you 4-6 spaces away and causing them to Skip-A-Turn. When used, this puts your other wrestling skills on a 2 turn cooldown. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Purchase Every 6 turns this skill offers 4 random items for sale. You can choose to buy one for 75% of its normal price. |
 | Pyroblast Kill a player and all players within 1 space around them, also setting them on Fire. Cost: 45 Mana Current Mana: 0 Cooldown: 10 turns ⚡Empower this for 4 Mana to increase the radius by 1 space and lower the cost by 3 Mana. |
 | Quantum Quality Give yourself a random positive effect. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Radiance Choose a Light Spell from 3 random options. If it's a targeted Spell and you cast it on another player, then you will also cast a copy of it on yourself. Cooldown: 10 turns |
 | Resurrect Bring a dead player back to life. If the target is already alive they will gain an Auto-Resurrection for 2 turns. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Ring Of Fire Sacrifice an item to unleash a blazing ring of fire, setting other players in a 6 space radius around you on Fire. When you sacrifice a Skull the radius becomes 12 spaces and you blast yourself 12 spaces forward. Cooldown: 8 turns |
 | Roar Unleash a powerful roar, causing nearby players to flee until they are 15 spaces away from you. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Sabotage Inspect all of another player's items. Freeze one of them for 10 turns or make the item Highly Flammable. If it's a Mechanical item, it will become an extra option the next time you use Tinker to create an item. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Save Me, Spider-Man Call for Spider-Man to save your ass, instantly ending your turn and moving you 5 spaces forward. |
 | Schrödinger's Box Hide inside a scientific cardboard box for 2 turns. While inside the box, you cannot die. When you get out of the box, you have a 50% chance to die. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Scout The Area Discover 3 events and choose one for your next turn. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Seduction Seduce a target, causing them to move up to 9 spaces in your direction. If the target reaches your space, they'll be incapacitated and any STDs you and the target have, will be shared. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Set Up Camp Become Rooted until the start of your next turn. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Sexual Ritual Sacrifice a Living item to the powers of Hell to gain a random STD and an Ethereal Gem. Alternatively, sacrifice an STD to instantly move 12 spaces forward. Cooldown: 6 turns |
 | Shapeshift You are in Human Form. You can use the Entangling Roots skill. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Shinku Hadouken Fire a ball of energy backward or forward. All players hit become incapacitated. Range: 12 spaces Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Shoryuken Knock a player on the same space as you 3 spaces back and incapacitate them. When this skill spends 4 turns off cooldown, it becomes Metsu Shoryuken and will kill the target. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Slash Kill up to 2 random players within 1 space of you. Shields block this attack. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Snake Form: Venomous Bite Slither up to a target player within 4 spaces and bite them to afflict them with Painful Poison for 2 turns, which causes them to roll a single die. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Split Destroy an item of your choice, adding a maximum of 10 characters of its name (from left to right) to your Lexicon. Every space becomes a Blank, which can be used as any letter. If the item name has more than this maximum of characters, move 2 spaces forward. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Sprint Run 3-10 spaces forward. The cooldown is equal to the amount of spaces you run, up to a maximum of 7 turns. |
 | Stalk Gain Stalking for 1 turn. Whenever another player moves, you silently move 1-3 spaces towards the nearest living enemy player. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Stay Vigilant Gain Vigilance for 3 turns. Whenever a player moves onto your space, you move 5 spaces forward. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Steady Progression Make a player's next Roll Phase prevent any movement from Speed and Roll Streaks. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Sue Sue someone for 3 turns. If the sued player commits murder during those 3 turns, they will be convicted and forced to pay you 10 Rupees and skip a turn. If they don't have the 10 Rupees, they will be sentenced to death and pay whatever Rupees they had. Successfully suing a player resets this skill's cooldown. Cooldown: 5 turns |
 | Supersize Me! Supersize a Food item. When you eat it, you'll eat it twice! |
 | Take A Hike Move 10-15 spaces forward. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Tatsumaki Senpukyaku Move 6 spaces backward or forward, pushing anyone you hit 6 spaces in the same direction. When this skill spends 4 turns off cooldown, it becomes Tatsumaki Zankukyaku and will move you 12 spaces instead. Anyone hit by you will move back, regardless of the direction you went in. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Tatsumaki Zankukyaku Move 12 spaces backward or forward, knocking anyone you hit 12 spaces back. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Telekinesis Look at 2 random items from a player's inventory. Choose one to steal. Cost: 5 Mana Current Mana: 0 Cooldown: 9 turns ⚡Empower this for 2 Mana to show an additional item. |
 | The Art Of Chaos When there are at least 3 enemies within 3 spaces of you, steal a random item from one of them. Cooldown: 2 turns "In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity." ~Sun Tzu |
 | The Art Of Deceit Store one of your stacks of Empowered Dice. This invokes no cooldown. Restore all stored stacks of Empowered Dice and gain a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Stored stacks: 0 Cooldown: 4 turns "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." ~Sun Tzu |
 | The Art Of Retreat Run back a chosen amount of 3-15 spaces. Only works when an enemy is within 3 spaces of you and you run to a space where no enemy is within 3 spaces of you. Cooldown: 1 turn "The general who advances without coveting fame and retreats without fearing disgrace, whose only thought is to protect his country and do good service for his sovereign, is the jewel of the kingdom." ~Sun Tzu |
 | The Force Knock another player 4-6 spaces away from you. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | The Iron Giant Ask your iron best friend to perform an action.
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 | THIS IS SPARTA! You've been granted the Spartan fighting spirit! Kick a random player on your space into a well, incapacitating them and moving them 1-3 spaces forward. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Tinker Take 2 items from your inventory. Use them to create a Mechanical item of your choice from a random selection of 4. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Tracking Track another player for up to 3 turns. Whenever that player moves, you secretly move 1 space towards them. You can disable this effect whenever you want. When the effect ends, you will encounter the Crossroads. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Trade Routes Find a trade route to lead you 2-3 spaces forward. You can also pick a shop you want to visit in your next turn. Cooldown: 7 turns |
 | Transmute Turn an item of your choice into 6-9 Rupees. When alchemists die, they barium. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Travel Travel to a common event of your choice in your next turn. |
 | Trick Or Treat Whenever you're on the same space as another player, you can Trick Or Treat them. You will gain a random piece of candy and move 2-3 spaces forward. Cooldown: 2 turns |
 | Waterbending
Use this skill 3 more times to increase your mastery. |
 | Watermelon Seed Salvo Spit Watermelon seeds at nearby players, knocking the closest living player in range 1-2 spaces back. Range: 10 spaces Charges: 8 |
 | Webshop Welcome to Dystopian Deals! Browse our webshop for the best deals in all of Dystopia! Our prices go down every round, but don't wait too long or someone else will buy that item you want! |
 | Wolf Form: Growl Run up to a target player within 7 spaces and growl at them, causing them to run back 3 spaces. Cooldown: 4 turns |
 | Wololo Shout "Wololo!" at a nearby other player, giving them a stack of Indoctrination. When this effect reaches 5 stacks, you steal a random Living item from their inventory. If you don't apply a new stack, the effect will wear off after 3 turns. Range: 7 spaces Cooldown: 1 turn |
 | Words Of Power Your Lexicon contains a list of 3 random words of power. Spell one of them to activate it and refresh the list. Cooldown: 3 turns |
 | Yes! Yes! Use M. Bison's ultimate skill of gloating by shouting "Yes! Yes!" to humiliate your enemies. You will gain 4 Rupees and move 4 spaces forward for each dead enemy. If all enemies are dead, you also receive a bonus item. |
 | Yodel Perform a good yodel to get 2-3 Rupees from every player within 5 spaces of you. Alternatively, perform a bad yodel to make every player around you move to a safe distance of 5 spaces away. Cooldown: 5 turns |